http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...-from-pipe.html

My favorite quote

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck

Totster

Like he'd tell them the reason!

lol I remember there was a similar story about someone at an emergency department with a mobile phone stuck up their arse, when asked how it got there they claimed they slipped and fell coming out of the shower and it just happened to be stood upright on the floor!

ohh dear ohh dear

I can conjure up an image, but I can't conjure up any plausible reason... other than some weird experiment while intoxicated.

pipe seems strange enough..but mobile phone! <deleted>???

pipe seems strange enough..but mobile phone! <deleted>???

Sounds logical to me. Didn't you gals always say that men talk out of their azz?

When the vibration feature was released on mobile phones - many were sceptical about handling other people's equipment.

An ex girlfriend of mine who was a nurse, used to tell me of all sorts of strange things turning up at the Emergency Ward. You name it, men and women had tried inserting it into an oriface

Rather extreme way to meet nurses.

BTW, I understand a very popular program on Apples AppStore is one that makes the phone vibrate continuously.....

Rather extreme way to meet nurses.

BTW, I understand a very popular program on Apples AppStore is one that makes the phone vibrate continuously.....

That says it all, doesn't it?

There was another story that went around years ago about a guy had his penis stuck in a jacuzzi pipe inlet/outlet. He needed the fire brigade first to get him out.

Rather extreme way to meet nurses.

BTW, I understand a very popular program on Apples AppStore is one that makes the phone vibrate continuously.....

That says it all, doesn't it?

There was another story that went around years ago about a guy had his penis stuck in a jacuzzi pipe inlet/outlet. He needed the fire brigade first to get him out.

But the pressure on a working jacuzzi inlet is high - be difficult to approach, let alone get inside. And the outlet would castrate.

When turned off, there would be a possibility, but most jacuzzis I have used have fairly small-bore piping. One inch diameter or less. So the whole thing looks rather fuzzy.

Rather extreme way to meet nurses.

BTW, I understand a very popular program on Apples AppStore is one that makes the phone vibrate continuously.....

That says it all, doesn't it?

There was another story that went around years ago about a guy had his penis stuck in a jacuzzi pipe inlet/outlet. He needed the fire brigade first to get him out.

But the pressure on a working jacuzzi inlet is high - be difficult to approach, let alone get inside. And the outlet would castrate.

When turned off, there would be a possibility, but most jacuzzis I have used have fairly small-bore piping. One inch diameter or less. So the whole thing looks rather fuzzy.

It would seem Humphrey B Bear has sized up the jacuzzi option before & after struggling with diameter issues found other ways to entertain himself

Or he now has a very high voice and a lucrative job looking after the " Royal stable " in Saudi.

Rather extreme way to meet nurses.

BTW, I understand a very popular program on Apples AppStore is one that makes the phone vibrate continuously.....

That says it all, doesn't it?

There was another story that went around years ago about a guy had his penis stuck in a jacuzzi pipe inlet/outlet. He needed the fire brigade first to get him out.

But the pressure on a working jacuzzi inlet is high - be difficult to approach, let alone get inside. And the outlet would castrate.

When turned off, there would be a possibility, but most jacuzzis I have used have fairly small-bore piping. One inch diameter or less. So the whole thing looks rather fuzzy.

It would seem Humphrey B Bear has sized up the jacuzzi option before & after struggling with diameter issues found other ways to entertain himself

Never Jacuzzi alone - it's so boring without friends.

The phone I rememer' the one who knows was asking for his phone