Well flipping heck and sith my plether, my giddy aunt is spinning in her grave. Like as heck she will and all!

ps Slap my thigh and call me Roger, cover me in jam I'm a jammy dodger...

The above quote is best when imagining it being said by Daffy Duck.

Well flipping heck and sith my plether, my giddy aunt is spinning in her grave. Like as heck she will and all!

ps Slap my thigh and call me Roger, cover me in jam I'm a jammy dodger...

Another late night, Tiggs?

Crickey and cripes, used instead of taking the lord's name in vain.

...and "shoot" instead of shit.

"Oh Shoot!"

Making the huge leap of faith that heck stands for H...E...double toothpicks and is supposedly the home base

for Satan and all his minions and add to that it is purportedly a place that a loving God would send creation

to suffer endless anguish would make it's use to reflect any current state of affairs mostly unwarranted.

reason for edit slightly off topic joke:

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

There nothing that says "mother of the year" like the first time you hear your two year old parrot "for fuc_ks sake" back at you

There nothing that says "mother of the year" like the first time you hear your two year old parrot "for fuc_ks sake" back at you

Thery grow up so fast these days.

I could lie & say that that was the last time it happened & that I had learned my lesson but I don't like to lie plus ome of them on here know me in person & I'd get caught out

Does he say it in English or is he bi-lingual?

There nothing that says "mother of the year" like the first time you hear your two year old parrot "for fuc_ks sake" back at you

ROFLMAO. I know what you mean. Different words, and father of the year...but same gist.

My mate and I used to assist our other mate's 2yo kid in obtaining an extended vocabulary for this very same reason

Idon't know. I just can't see it coming off if Python had instead done the skit on 'The many uses of the word "heck"'.

...and "shoot" instead of shit.

"Oh Shoot!"

Or 'Shoggy Dite' instead of Doggy <deleted>!

I knew I had to moderate my language when out driving with my 6 year old daughter who, upon seeing a songtaew do a U-turn directly in front of us, exclaimed "Look at that wanke_r daddy"

"Little pitchers have big ears" as they say

Luckily my wife wasn't with us at the time to lecture both of us on what is considered polite language.

I knew I had to moderate my language when out driving with my 6 year old daughter who, upon seeing a songtaew do a U-turn directly in front of us, exclaimed "Look at that wanke_r daddy"

"Little pitchers have big ears" as they say

Luckily my wife wasn't with us at the time to lecture both of us on what is considered polite language.

Imagine my surprse when I was driving in the UK when my (then) 8 year old daughter said:

"Daddy..."

"Yes dear?"

"....What's a Pagina"?

I nearly crashed the car!

She had misheard the proper word in the school playground that week and wanted to know what it meant.

My driving was sent haywire one time.

Driving home one day from the beach, wife said, "No cooking tonite"

Kids replied, "Yaaaaaay !! Take aways"

Three y/o grandson chirped in, "G/dad, can we have 'Phucky fried'?"

Nearly assended car in front, everyone cracked up.

25 years later, that name has stuck.

I knew I had to moderate my language when out driving with my 6 year old daughter who, upon seeing a songtaew do a U-turn directly in front of us, exclaimed "Look at that wanke_r daddy"

"Little pitchers have big ears" as they say

Luckily my wife wasn't with us at the time to lecture both of us on what is considered polite language.

My parents used to say "young pigs have long ears".

I knew I had to moderate my language when out driving with my 6 year old daughter who, upon seeing a songtaew do a U-turn directly in front of us, exclaimed "Look at that wanke_r daddy"

"Little pitchers have big ears" as they say

Luckily my wife wasn't with us at the time to lecture both of us on what is considered polite language.

My parents used to say "young pigs have long ears".

Think I prefer the pitcher analogy..

totster

None so politically incorrect as a 1950's parent Tots.