^I'm a tricky lad

Meee 2, both of them.

The funny thing about that is that at times your avatar is mouthing in sync with the song.

It IS funny when that happens...there was a Poor Sucker post where it occurred perfectly.

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

The good news is that in my nearly 5.5 years of membership of this here forum, I am now averaging an unbelievably heavy post load of 0.5 posts per day. Puts some of you fellas to shame (said tongue firmly in cheek - Yes, my own cheek you impudent little bugger). Perhaps, some time in the future I will deign to put together a whole post for your edification.

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

forgetting ur roots gaz. consider yourself warned & fortunate Im not a moderator :annoyed:

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

forgetting ur roots gaz. consider yourself warned & fortunate Im not a moderator :annoyed:

What's his hair got to do about it ?

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

forgetting ur roots gaz. consider yourself warned & fortunate Im not a moderator :annoyed:

What's his hair got to do about it ?

not those sorta roots u tool

not those sorta roots u tool

Is a u tool anything like a sledge hammer?

Is it used for posting pictures of naked AFL blokes on U-tube?

^ I've toldya before hump free, im not into blokes, okay, so please stop sending me those nude photos of footie players.

u wouldnt happen to be masquarading as a 17 yo sheila in oz, would ya?

^ I've toldya before hump free, im not into blokes, okay, so please stop sending me those nude photos of footie players.

u wouldnt happen to be masquarading as a 17 yo sheila in oz, would ya?

Wish I was - be sitting on a fortune.

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

forgetting ur roots gaz. consider yourself warned & fortunate Im not a moderator :annoyed:

What's his hair got to do about it ?

Don't tell me you dye your hair!

who are you talking to hard core?

SECRET NENS BUSINESS........

Is competeing in the IRC, Sydney Hobart race on Sunday.

Boat Name : Secret Mens Business 3.5Sail Number : YC3300LOA : 15.61M

Division : IRC Division 1 (TCC : 1.337)

^truely very very beautiful.

Im going to do that, sooner than later.

Don't tell me ND's going to be a yachtie? Well, tally ho then. And Humpy I am sure there is some innuendo in your latest post but it went sttraight over my head, hair - roots and all. Do you mean yoou woould look ravishing in a dress?

I hate to admit it but I used to really enjoy Cowes week when I was a lad. That yacht brings back memories.

Don't tell me ND's going to be a yachtie? Well, tally ho then. And Humpy I am sure there is some innuendo in your latest post but it went sttraight over my head, hair - roots and all. Do you mean yoou woould look ravishing in a dress?

Hair at approx. 2mm long (what there is of it) except in ears and nose - don't think I'd look ravishing in or out of a frock.

What used to be my 48" chest is now my 48" waist. Don't add to the picture, does it?

Saw Nick Rievoldt (sp??) on the telly yesterday, looking most miffed about some pix - that's what started this train of thought.

Don't tell me ND's going to be a yachtie? Well, tally ho then. And Humpy I am sure there is some innuendo in your latest post but it went sttraight over my head, hair - roots and all. Do you mean yoou woould look ravishing in a dress?

I'm an old yachtie from way back.....well err not that far back.

There is nothing quite being lost at sea .

You could come sailing with me sometime gazza and I will show you why I have difficulties sourcing crew .

Anyway, my days are numbered.

You could come sailing with me sometime gazza and I will show you why I have difficulties sourcing crew .

You don't use sauce, you ... you ... You yachtsman, you!

There is a lubricant specially made for Keen Yachtsmen

You could come sailing with me sometime gazza and I will show you why I have difficulties sourcing crew .

You don't use sauce, you ... you ... You yachtsman, you!

There is a lubricant specially made for Keen Yachtsmen

Anything goes when ur at sea long enuf. Well err, i didnt actually mean 'ANYTHING'.

Anyway, I have no doubt ur a mad KY man

Anything goes when ur at sea long enuf. Well err, i didnt actually mean 'ANYTHING'.

Anyway, I have no doubt ur a mad KY man

Nah - never ever opened a tin.

Although on the few occasions that I've had bad hemmeroids I have thought about it. You know - sit down quick and squish 'em all back inside.

Anything goes when ur at sea long enuf. Well err, i didnt actually mean 'ANYTHING'.

Anyway, I have no doubt ur a mad KY man

Nah - never ever opened a tin.

Although on the few occasions that I've had bad hemmeroids I have thought about it. You know - sit down quick and squish 'em all back inside.

Yuck. Do you have to be so graphic? I will not be able to eat dinner for a week. Images of a hairy arse and deformed butthole are not suitable Friday afternoon material. But as this thread keeps coming back round to bums, it is probably par for the course.

Faaark, Ian is going to be fuming.

You know how sensitive he gets when it comes to other blokes anus parts

Well with the 'roids, the "sensitive" one would appear to be Humphrey. Ouch.

Yuck. Do you have to be so graphic? I will not be able to eat dinner for a week. Images of a hairy arse and deformed butthole are not suitable Friday afternoon material. But as this thread keeps coming back round to bums, it is probably par for the course.

I'm off to Christmas lunch soon, with friends.

You know, being born a turkey does have it's points - instant cure for 'roids as a case in point.

Thanks, GP - gives me a whole new outlook.

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

The good news is that in my nearly 5.5 years of membership of this here forum, I am now averaging an unbelievably heavy post load of 0.5 posts per day. Puts some of you fellas to shame (said tongue firmly in cheek - Yes, my own cheek you impudent little bugger). Perhaps, some time in the future I will deign to put together a whole post for your edification.

I'm posting my 1000th post here and now!

Achievements:

Group:Advanced MembersActive Posts:899 (1.32 per day)

Seem to have lost 101 posts along the way, too.

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

The good news is that in my nearly 5.5 years of membership of this here forum, I am now averaging an unbelievably heavy post load of 0.5 posts per day. Puts some of you fellas to shame (said tongue firmly in cheek - Yes, my own cheek you impudent little bugger). Perhaps, some time in the future I will deign to put together a whole post for your edification.

I'm posting my 1000th post here and now!

Achievements:

Group:Advanced MembersActive Posts:899 (1.32 per day)

Seem to have lost 101 posts along the way, too.

Congrats on having made your 1k post here SMB (sometimes known as Secret Mens Business and at other times, Some Man's Bum). Check through the posting history and you'll get the pic.

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

The good news is that in my nearly 5.5 years of membership of this here forum, I am now averaging an unbelievably heavy post load of 0.5 posts per day. Puts some of you fellas to shame (said tongue firmly in cheek - Yes, my own cheek you impudent little bugger). Perhaps, some time in the future I will deign to put together a whole post for your edification.

I'm posting my 1000th post here and now!

Achievements:

Group:Advanced MembersActive Posts:899 (1.32 per day)

Seem to have lost 101 posts along the way, too.

Congrats on having made your 1k post here SMB (sometimes known as Secret Mens Business and at other times, Some Man's Bum). Check through the posting history and you'll get the pic.

Thanks Gary, I've been reading for a while before daring to post here.

Looks like a fun place to be! Never mind the bums (I got that one), I think "Some Men's Beer" is equally appropriate.

Welcome Tom, its good to see you were a bit more sensible that Gaz ....... on second thoughts, i retract the bit part, insert alot.

Welcome Tom, its good to see you were a bit more sensible that Gaz ....... on second thoughts, i retract the bit part, insert alot.

ND - you being a sort of sailor-man - on the news this morning they were yakking about the first boat back from the Syd 'n' Hob run (Weird Willie II or something) not yet getting line honours because they broke some rule. How can you break any rule in an out-and-back race, if you get there, then come back?

Did they have a tow?

Did they short-cut?

Is there a Volvo Penta or several hidden below-decks?

Don't get it.

Welcome Tom, its good to see you were a bit more sensible that Gaz ....... on second thoughts, i retract the bit part, insert alot.

ND - you being a sort of sailor-man - on the news this morning they were yakking about the first boat back from the Syd 'n' Hob run (Weird Willie II or something) not yet getting line honours because they broke some rule. How can you break any rule in an out-and-back race, if you get there, then come back?

Did they have a tow?

Did they short-cut?

Is there a Volvo Penta or several hidden below-decks?

Don't get it.

Having recently poured a small fortune into this sort of thing, you would think I know everything . I have heard nothing about this, so I will have a look and see what I can find out. Can you record down, "I dunno" as my first answer.

There are plenty of rules and regulations in these races, its like anything, I'm sure they could get almost anyone on something.