Now I know what he does instead of drinking! 

neverdie's pot is for a slash in the night.

A little weed may improve his style anyway.

I think sceadugenga is offering to measure your thingy neverdie.

He has access to a microscope ?

(Edited to apologise for being cruel. Hand-held magnifying glass more appropriate)

Perhaps a friendly moderator would be kind enough to insert an apostrophe.

I was going to keep it a secret as to where but will reveal all..

Secret Men's Business.

You know the problem here? Men don't have secret business.

We wear our hearts on our sleeve, no whispering in corners or muttering behind closed doors.

(Politicians and Mafia members excepted).

You know the problem here? Men don't have secret business.

We wear our hearts on our sleeve, no whispering in corners or muttering behind closed doors.

(Politicians and Mafia members excepted).

That is because men always think they can fix things. Unfortunately, the heart is not something you can fix... and you can't make someone love you no matter how hard you try.

You know the problem here? Men don't have secret business.

We wear our hearts on our sleeve, no whispering in corners or muttering behind closed doors.

(Politicians and Mafia members excepted).

That is because men always think they can fix things. Unfortunately, the heart is not something you can fix... and you can't make someone love you no matter how hard you try.

You've not watched many Hollywood movies, Ian, have you?

Do you mean "Pretty Woman" wasn't a true story?

Next he'll be saying George of the Jungle doesn't exist...................................tsk

This thread would have been better titled "Secret Mens Malarky". I scoff at the term "Mens Business"

There is a typical example of how men can be put down by women and it is taken in stride, and even though this is suppossed to be a time of equality, I shudder to think of the backlash should any foolish man scoff at secret women's business.

....it was a joke. If a guy had said simiIar, i wouId have Iaughed. Oh wait..then again guys have been saying stuff Iike that (and much worse) for years. I guess thats why women had to get a thick skin and "grow a set"..then men compIained and accused womem of being more Iike men. Just an exampIe seeing as you wished to pIay the inequaIity card.

It's actually a typical example of that old saying 'What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander'. They don't like it up 'em eek

This thread would have been better titled "Secret Mens Malarky". I scoff at the term "Mens Business"

Men have practical ways of taking care of business, eek

Oh dear,

A careful examination of said photograph, reveals a young Mr Forbes, is about to make a considerable mistake, with dreadful consequences.

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Always pays to lift the lid before you start ...............................( number twos )

I realise that it's difficult to make a close inspection with out being accused of dwelling too closely on the guy's rear end, but it does appear to me that the lid is up.

This could be the start of the great debate Bedders has been lacking for some time. Up or down ? Certainly better class of thinking than what goes on in Outside The Box.

Agreed. Lid's up - flaps down - ready for launch

This could be the start of the great debate Bedders has been lacking for some time. Up or down ? Certainly better class of thinking than what goes on in Outside The Box.

We need a poll, anyone know how to insert a poll?

I vote "up".

Before a poll, get the terminology right too...... there is the bowl, the seat, and the lid.

In the photo, the seat is down and the lid is up.

Men should lift the seat before urinating, and it is always the women's complaint that they (men) leave the seat up. So far, I have not heard a compelling argument from the women to back up their cause.

Mind you, I leave the seat and lid down when I'm finished....good feng shui to not have open water in the house.

BTW Eek....I made the comment about inequality in the boysterous spirit of the thread, not actually playing any inequality card

Before a poll, get the terminology right too...... there is the bowl, the seat, and the lid.

Don't give him an excuse to weasel out and say he meant the seat.

The claim is that the scene is set for disaster because the lid is down. Not even Americans confuse the seat and lid in their strange dialect.

I dunno why ppl say the seat is not UP.

So obvious it isn't down, sheeeeeeeesh.

At least there is ONE thing I think we can agree on... it's certainly a bachelor's place.

Then why is the hand basin clean?

Then why is the hand basin clean?

Because Mum comes in once a week and cleans it, and fills the freezer with frozen portions of casserole.

(He looks like the kind of guy that would have a mum like that.)

I'd say he lives on junk food.

Anyone that spends enough time on the dunny to tie a few flies ain't eating right.

Men should lift the seat before urinating, and it is always the women's complaint that they (men) leave the seat up. So far, I have not heard a compelling argument from the women to back up their cause.

Lid and seat should go down when flushing otherwise fecal etc bacteria particles are released into the air.

Mind you, I leave the seat and lid down when I'm finished....good feng shui to not have open water in the house.

good ole feng shui!

BTW Eek....I made the comment about inequality in the boysterous spirit of the thread, not actually playing any inequality card