Eggs

Peace and quiet

Laughing

Sunshine

Ice coffee

Tea

Bacon Sandwiches

The crispy bits of batter that fall of battered fish/sausages

Good company

Walks alone

cold pillows

liquorice

Jessica Alba

walking

Playing Xbox with my daughter.

Fried curry with pork

smiling dogs

baby laughs

new shoes

getting my hair washed at a salon

The satisfaction of a job well done

Relaxing and taking a break, when it is well deserved

Chicken Madras

Knowing that football is on later

The relief when you make it to the toilet just in time

Hard cheese.

Soft cheese

Mouldy cheese.

Matured cheese.

Stinky cheese.

Do you like cheese?

Hard cheese.

Soft cheese

Mouldy cheese.

Matured cheese.

Stinky cheese.

Do you like cheese?

Obviously not as much as you do! Bet you like Limburger!

The relief when you make it to the toilet just in time

Must admit a good dump nearly got into my top five as well, just edged out by Jessica Alba.............. Close call though.

Good natured bantering with a friend while taking long walks together

The teasing smile of a lovely lady while sharing a shower together

The raw excitement of meeting a cobra or other dangerous critter in the wild

The laughter of a child when we play together

Dancing to a real good beat with someone who also enjoys dancing.

when the thing snufflles every morning for his breakfast

Put kettle on. This is at around 7

Give the the thing some whiskas.

Potter

Hard cheese.

Soft cheese

Mouldy cheese.

Matured cheese.

Stinky cheese.

Do you like cheese?

Obviously not as much as you do! Bet you like Limburger!

Limburger is up there with the best, port salut etc.

Love to snack on stilton wiv we glass of stout.

Nice runny brie.... yummy.

Gotta have mozzerella for my pizzas.

Strong tasty cheddar for sammies.

LONG LIVE THE CHEESE SHOPS.

Eggs

Peace and quiet

Laughing

Sunshine

Ice coffee

Wow I would only swap out one...

Mai Sai Kai

Eggs for... Wind on my face while cycling

Must admit a good dump nearly got into my top five as well, just edged out by Jessica Alba.............. Close call though.

A good dump is trumped by a good hangover dump.

Can's say Jessica would come close though...she's WAY above.

I won't say that this is my top 5....just a random 5, as per the op....

A good wank can sometimes be better than sex because there is no chat-up or complications involved.

Watching an old couple, still in love after 60 years, walk hand in hand down the street.

Chicken Muglai with roti.

Leaning out over the bow when there is a big swell but no chop.

Walking along a deserted beach, no matter what the weather.

My Daughter (every single minute of the day)

Corned Beef Hash (especially when it's been reheated a couple of times and nice and thick)

VERY fresh bread (hate old bread, even if a day old)

Beer (too many favorites to mention)

Landing (I seem to hate flying the more I get old but always like it when I've landed)

I must say that Eek's 5 figure highly with me too.

Oops...I've just stated 10....is that against the rules?

11 if you count my opinion on a hangover dump.

Ahh well...this IS bedlam.

So what the heck..... a jug of gin and tonic, margueritas, or mojitas on a hot afternoon.

Free diving to depths where it's cold and just enjoying the pressure and cool silence.

A toke about half an hour before bedtime.

Watching my son grow into a handsome well balanced decent man.

That first coffee of the morning.

Melting middle triple chocolate muffin with a large capuccino

Snowball fights

Sitting on the balcony doing nothing.

Walking the dogs across London Bridge from Monument side at 8am on a Monday morning.

A cracking log fire.

Melting middle triple chocolate muffin with a large capuccino

Snowball fights

Sitting on the balcony doing nothing.

Walking the dogs across London Bridge from Monument side at 8am on a Monday morning.

A cracking log fire.

They're all related to Winter smokie. Is it cold over there.

Melting middle triple chocolate muffin with a large capuccino

Snowball fights

Sitting on the balcony doing nothing.

Walking the dogs across London Bridge from Monument side at 8am on a Monday morning.

A cracking log fire.

They're all related to Winter smokie. Is it cold over there.

Shhhh I'm trying to convince myself!

Ok....

Not paying my bar bill for a week.

Any food from the night market in Krabi Town.

Watching knobheads ringing the bell as a show of virility on Bangla road.

Bamboo pipes.

Waking up,with no hangover before 8am....in Thailand rare....

Changing the sheets on my bed to fresh, clean ones then

Having a nice relaxing bubble bath (with candles, glass of wine and a cig) and good music (none of that 80's crap!!)

Then putting on nice, clean smelling jammies after powdering myself with Johnson's baby powder

Watching a good film on the TV

Then getting into my nice clean bed with my nice clean jammies.

Heaven.

I do it at least once a week.

I would also go with getting the hair washed at the hairdressers, mine massages me into an almost trance and then charges me too much.

Also, that first day of Spring when i can sit outside and get a bit of a face tan whilst still wrapped up in scarves and jackets etc. Six months to go... yuck.

No worries Hardcourt, its Bedlam after all. Its meant to be Bedlamised! Flying, had i not been enjoying a hard boiled egg in a salad i had bought (which was the inspiration for this thread..cuz i was reading the forum and thinking "dam_n, this egg is good" ), i would probably have put what you replaced it with (except for me it would be my Fino).

more random likes..

Smell of freshly showered skin and shampoo'd hair

Riding my Fino

That feeling you get after a really good run and/or workout

The "look" of a persons eyes when they love you

CHEESE!

Boxer dogs

A decent bottle of red

Pork scratchings

The Last Samurai

Any book by Patrick O'Brian or Mary Renault

Bacon

Cheese

Beer

The pair of Brahman bulls I aquired by accidently by winning a raffle. Quite passive really, and always up for a stroke.

My pussy. Its name is Mr. Wong but the daughter calls it Potato.

in no particular order

sailing alone on the ocean at night

free internet porn

playing my favourite music on a quality audio system

watching my daughter grow up

a good discussion over a few beers

Refusing to close the wardrobe door when Mrs 'Rakers is scared there might be a ghost/monster inside.

The pair of Brahman bulls I aquired by accidently by winning a raffle. Quite passive really, and always up for a stroke.

I'm sorry but we're not letting you leave the room until you've rendered a full explanation of the above

Oh, do we get a second pick?

I don't just LIKE the smell of fresh baked bread, I LOVE it!

I love the sight of rising trout in a clear mountain river.

I love catching a good wave on a surf board

I love blasting down a mountain slope covered with new powder snow

And I love waking up next to a beautiful sexy woman when I have time to do something about it.

Oh, and one more...

I love dancing to a tango with a beautiful Latin beauty who knows how to dance.

Walking barefoot.

Scoring a goal.

Hillwalking especially north of Pitlochry and around Angus.

Pistachio ice cream.

Crispy black pudding and lorne sausage in a roll with steaming hot tea.

Hearing a song I love but had totally forgotten about.

A pint of crisp, dry cider.

My daughter's unsolicited hugs.

Turkish kebab shops.

Thunder & lightning.

I'm quite taken aback.......aside from fairly geocentric likes such as "Crispy black pudding and lorne sausage in a roll with steaming hot tea" (and without poo pooing those likes), I am amazed how many of this diverse forum share a like with me. Very cool.