wow, where is "here"? Im in shock!

Oh, you aIso meant in generaI? Woh..i reaIIy kinda feeI sorry for you if aII the pIaces you have Iived have been fuII of sIovenIy unhygienic women ..gross.....

wow, where is "here"? Im in shock!

Oh, you aIso meant in generaI? Woh..i reaIIy kinda feeI sorry for you if aII the pIaces you have Iived have been fuII of sIovenIy unhygienic women ..gross.....

Here, well this being a Thai forum then I thought “here” was a given as being here in Thailand.

Your sympathy is much appreciated.

Hmm, kind of a broad generalization but I wonder where you live stander? and I have to ask if the terms pot, kettle or black spring to mind given the high number of singlet, shorts, and black sock with sandal wearing farang men I see?

Hmm, kind of a broad generalization but I wonder where you live stander? and I have to ask if the terms pot, kettle or black spring to mind given the high number of singlet, shorts, and black sock with sandal wearing farang men I see?

Live in Hua Hin and have done since April 1987,I was only giving my impression, I did not say it was a fact

I could stick my head out of the window and draw a generalization on the fat, sweaty Thai women food vendors I see, but I won't

and I have to ask if the terms pot, kettle or black spring to mind given the high number of singlet, shorts, and black sock with sandal wearing farang men I see?

I'll generalise about this though (it would be no fun otherwise)

The Japanese and Koreans have this mastered. Socks up to the knees and shorts pulled up to the nipples. Sandals mandatory.

I find that the Europeans have mastered the realm of the speedos.

Please moonrakers, I have not eaten yet. lets not get too graphic, shall we?

Hmm, kind of a broad generalization but I wonder where you live stander? and I have to ask if the terms pot, kettle or black spring to mind given the high number of singlet, shorts, and black sock with sandal wearing farang men I see?

Live in Hua Hin and have done since April 1987,I was only giving my impression, I did not say it was a fact

I've been on Koh Phangan since 1988 and have to say that beach clad people tend to be much more relaxed than city people. And tourists even more so, regardless of gender, they tend to let themselves go sartorially either when on holiday or living on the beach.

So I shouldn't talk about Brit Beer-Bellies and American moobs then?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bingo-wings?

This Western/Eastern woman thing..... I wonder if genetics plays a role.

I have found that non-white woman are more ogasmic than white women, generally speaking: Obviously not an across-the-board rule.

Now, I'm not talking about sluttiness, or libido, I'm talking about propensity to achieve orgasm.

I enjoy sex a whole lot more when I know my partner is also enjoying it. Of the Polynesian and Asian women I have been with, they all seem to reach orgasm sooner than the white women I have slept with, and thus seem to be more enjoyable sex partners, and thus I seek non-whites for this (until now) subconscious reason.

Or is it just me?

I don't really see any difference. Western or Asian, fat or skinny, tall or short, smart or not smart, young or old, blonde's or brunette.

I stopped asking women for sex 20 years ago. I let the female initiate the experience.

I have found that I am not allowed to stop unless she is finished.

Nor have I found any difference in frequency of self stimulation. Doc bphet.

I am very hesitant to sleep with a woman who has not had children so size has never been an issue. Although having five or more children can be a bit of a problem.

There are differences in scarring based on race. Caucasian women have the edge there. My ex being a plastic surgeon's assistant for 20 years gave me an insight on scarring. Asian and black women scar much easier.

Hairy is another odd area. Thais have so much difference in hair. Some hardly any and others like squirrels.

Plucking, now there is a difference. At least I think there is a difference. Do Western women pluck the private parts and underarms? I bought my Western wife one of those little electric Epilady shaving plucker's with the spring thing. She hated it. I thought it was great.

I go through stages, a couple of months I like lots of hair and then want hairless for a while. I like the variety.

When I first arrived in Thailand I thought it odd that bar girls sat out in front of the bar plucking each others armpits during the day on Soi Seven in Bangkok. Now I am used to watching the GF pluck everywhere while she watches TV.

It also brings up the other thing of using my Gillette razor without authorization. Having a wife and four daughters this happened on a regular basis with a variety of heartfelt excuses none of which were justified, until they all got lasered.

I am a nice guy. I don't steal ladies stuff. I put the toilet seat down. I do that because I was raised on a sailboat.

My first Thai GF used to dry shave her face all the time and steal my razor. She was very sneaky about it and it took me many months to catch her. Seems the re growth was not near as coarse as a man's beard though.

I think the overall fetish award has to go to Western women. Thais are not that kinky. Japanese are bizarre. Thais make very little porn while Japanese and Americans make tons of it. It usually takes me at least three months to condition a Thai lady to be nude around the house and it is an effort. When I ran restaurants/bars in the States I used to plead with the lunch waitresses to put on some clothes as they were chasing away my female customers. Tank tops and no bras got the big tips from the male customers but the females did not like to see 19 year old women running around that way.

To recap from my experience, orgasms a toss up, kinky to the West, depilatory skill and soft skin to Thailand. Naivety? Definitely to the Thais. That depends on whether you want a person who is naive, of course.

I don't know if I have ever said thank you but I really find the comments from a female perspective fascinating, so thank you ladies. It gives so much more depth to the discussion. I converse daily with 10 people from the States. 9 are women. They have all known me for 20 years plus, so nothing I say surprises them. It actually strikes me as strange that I upset women on Thai Visa.

Had to look up bingo wings. Nah, thats not so bad. But budgie smugglers are OUT!!!

wow, where is "here"? Im in shock!

Oh, you aIso meant in generaI? Woh..i reaIIy kinda feeI sorry for you if aII the pIaces you have Iived have been fuII of sIovenIy unhygienic women ..gross.....

Here, well this being a Thai forum then I thought “here” was a given as being here in Thailand.

Your sympathy is much appreciated.

I realised you meant thailand..just wondered where. Lol..nice baby dose of sarcasm though. I enjoy a bit of sarcasm..but better when its well delivered ;p

So Hua Hin Western women are slovenly and not very hygienic. Will take a better look next time i get the chance to go there.

As for here in Chiang Mai, well, im pleased to say that most of the expat women here seem in pretty good shape, with pretty active lifestyles.

As for me, well, i recently took my little fino on a trip north through to thaton, Mae Salong, Mae Sai, Doi Angkhan. I get a kick out of the fact that i overtake most big bikes when i have gravity on my side. I feel a need for speed..to my detriment. I work out most mornings. Sprint running and weights. I have an active lifestyle. Dont watch tv. Love immersing my mind in new things and developing what i already know. Spent my birthday in an off-road buggy. Can shoot a gun. Can ride a horse. Can converse in thai in a reasonable level, but can only read it (slowly), but not yet write. I love it here. ..and i havent been short of male attention. Im not in competition with thai women, im a whole different kettle of fish. I admire many qualities of thai women, but men who go for me, are attracted to the different aspect that i offer. there is more to me of course..but dont want to bore people, and its better when people discover each other in person, and i layers.

thought id back it up with a couple of photos. I generally dont post any kind of photo on something like a forum, as i like anonymity, and thus, my face is blacked out. So its not because i am ashamed of my face! Just that i think its fair to say that many of us western ladies do look after ourselves, are active, and are not mad feminazis. For the record, i LOVE men!

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um btw..the photo of my face..im curling up my lip in a silly expression..lol..its not that way normally!

Purrrrrrrr!

PPppppppppppppsssssst ( look closely, no eyes !!!!)

Like I said I don’t know much about Caucasian women, but as a friend of mine so crudely puts it, "Caucasian females smell like a cross between old fish and a toilet seat".

Like I said I don't know much about Caucasian women, but as a friend of mine so crudely puts it, "Caucasian females smell like a cross between old fish and a toilet seat".

That comment speaks volumes about your friend!

really, all of us. how acomplished that your "friend" should be so knowledgable about the whole western female populace. nice friend you have there. speaks volumes

Don't get too excited girls....Mooners is on the case...............friends nailed !!!

Like I said I don’t know much about Caucasian women, but as a friend of mine so crudely puts it, "Caucasian females smell like a cross between old fish and a toilet seat".

Does your friend have other pearls of wisdom? If your friend told you the world was flat, would you take it as gospel too?

Gawd..there is one born every minute!

Don't get too excited girls....Mooners is on the case...............friends nailed !!!

I think I'll just leave him actually.

I don't think he needs anybody else to make a fool of him, he's doing that quite well all by himself. I thing I'll just watch as the ladies tear him a new one.

Like I said I don't know much about Caucasian women, but as a friend of mine so crudely puts it, "Caucasian females smell like a cross between old fish and a toilet seat".

I can't imagine that the sexy lady in the photos Eek just posted would ever have had the dubious pleasure of meeting a friend such as yours!......Birds of a feather and all that, completely different social circles I imagine.

btw..just wish to add, i think that people should be responsible for their own orgasms. What i mean is, even when with someone, only you know what really gets you off. If woman are doing the passivity thing, and leaving guys doing all the work, and possibly doing all the work in the wrong area (especially if you leave him clueless as to what/where/how you like to be touched), then is it any surprise if shes left wanting. Im not talking about making it clinical during the act or anything! I just mean making sure you are actually really into it. Feeling relaxed, feeling good. I mean..isnt that the whole point anyway (unless only focused purely on procreational value )

Yep. This should go without saying......

btw..just wish to add, i think that people should be responsible for their own orgasms.

My Mum told me that would send me blind. She also complained about the amount of laundry she had to do.

best bedlamised thread in yonks!

really, all of us. how acomplished that your "friend" should be so knowledgable about the whole western female populace. nice friend you have there. speaks volumes

Well, lets see, there's about 415 million in Europe, another 150 million or so in the US, With Canada, Australia and New Zealand throwing in about another 27-30 million, giving us a grand total of nearly 600 million. And we all are EXACTLY THE SAME and we ALL SMELL BAD. Wow. Stander's "friend" is a genius for figuring that out. I am impressed.

really, all of us. how acomplished that your "friend" should be so knowledgable about the whole western female populace. nice friend you have there. speaks volumes

Well, lets see, there's about 415 million in Europe, another 150 million or so in the US, With Canada, Australia and New Zealand throwing in about another 27-30 million, giving us a grand total of nearly 600 million. And we all are EXACTLY THE SAME and we ALL SMELL BAD. Wow. Stander's "friend" is a genius for figuring that out. I am impressed.

I really have to agree with SBK. I have lived all over the US and Canada and have not noticed people smelling bad as a general rule.

Thais are very insistent that people from India smell bad. I have not been to India but the Indians I meet here in Thailand don't smell bad to me.

I cook a lot of curry dishes and my Thai GF eats those. I don't like plain white rice and normally add seasonings and she seems to have gotten used to that also.

I have worked with Africans from Ghana and they didn't smell bad. Maybe I am lucky.

I have worked in the restaurant business for years and my women have told me I smelled like french fries when I came home from work. Stray dogs always liked me, even the mean ones. I think it was the grease in the soles of my shoes. I have noticed I seem to attract women who like fried foods.

Personally I don't like perfume, Bal A Versailles and Zibeline leading my list of disliked fragrances. I do like the Victoria's Secret garden collection with Pear Glace leading the list they seem fresh and not overpowering.

I had friends who owned a 'chippy'. (In England that's a shop selling fish and chips)

Monday was their night off, and they would spruce themselves up after resting all day, put on their best clothes and go to the cinema.

One Monday evening they were sitting in their local cinema when they heard someone behind them remark "What a lovely smell of fish 'n chips."

Soon after that they sold up and went off to open a different business.

I wonder what us kids smelled like when Mum used to round us up every Sunday night and bath us whether we needed it or not.

Used to get a good scrub in the kitchen sink other nights though.

Standers friend musta bin the blind man.

Remember, the one who remarked as he walked past the fish shop.

..............................."Good day, madam,"