This is priceless.......... as only China can do.

WHAT A CRACKER

A right royal blunder -- commemorative wedding mug features Prince Harry - Asylum.co.uk

With so many different nationalities in the UK now, it could quite possibly happen there.

Well, I couldn't connect to the link, but doesn't this tend to show that all Westerners look the same to the Chinese?

Perhaps that's true Humph, but OTOH as far as royal wedddings are concerned who really gives a fuc_k?

I can't wait. Got a wee party organised....

I can't wait. Got a wee party organised....

That is sarcasm, isn't it?

I can't wait. Got a wee party organised....

That is sarcasm, isn't it?

They call them "GoldenShower Gala's" in San Francisco.

Spotted on Oz tv during William's recent visit, an old soldier (70-80's), resplendent in tie, black blazer, complete with RSL badges, sobbing his heart out at seeing a royal.

He managed to wipe the tears and compose himself long enough to declare, "I can't help it, I'm a royalist"!

I nearly cried myself, but for other reasons.

Spotted on Oz tv during William's recent visit, an old soldier (70-80's), resplendent in tie, black blazer, complete with RSL badges, sobbing his heart out at seeing a royal.

He managed to wipe the tears and compose himself long enough to declare, "I can't help it, I'm a royalist"!

I nearly cried myself, but for other reasons.

Pride OC, a beautiful thing..............

Stupid thing didn't post my post....Posted half the quote and that was that, then wouldn't let me post nothing when I edited it.

Spotted on Oz tv during William's recent visit, an old soldier (70-80's), resplendent in tie, black blazer, complete with RSL badges, sobbing his heart out at seeing a royal.

He managed to wipe the tears and compose himself long enough to declare, "I can't help it, I'm a royalist"!

I nearly cried myself, but for other reasons.

(See! It's done it again!)

Spotted on Oz tv during William's recent visit, an old soldier (70-80's), resplendent in tie, black blazer, complete with RSL badges, sobbing his heart out at seeing a royal.

He managed to wipe the tears and compose himself long enough to declare, "I can't help it, I'm a royalist"!

I nearly cried myself, but for other reasons.

<deleted>!!!! I am trying to reply to Sui's post!!!!

Never mind.....the way I connected "pride" and "golden shower gala at Patsy's" was probably in poor tatste anyway.

At least you admitted you post pissed on the other thread. Sit down man, deep breaths deep breaths................

At least you admitted you post pissed on the other thread. Sit down man, deep breaths deep breaths................

I'm not pissed or pissed...though I'm working on the former latter former latter...I'm working on one of them anyway.

I quite enjoy getting pissed. Mr Smirnoff is my friend.... It's the next morning that I sort of come to terms with the tewwible horrific things I have done to my perfect body. Without the cellulite!!!

Back on subject. I am looking forward to the wedding, so there. I shall be glued to the telly. Waving a flag. I enjoy peoples happiness. Even if I am a wrinkled old trout.

I find water based glues best.......................Super glue a real bugger.

I find water based glues best.......................Super glue a real bugger.

The problem with water-based glue is that when it dries it makes you look all wrinkly....and Patsy seems to dislike that look.

I've lost many an hour peeling dried water based glue off my hands.

Will there be anywhere to hide? Will I have to sit in the shed all day?

Will there be anywhere to hide? Will I have to sit in the shed all day?

It's the shed I'm afraid.........( although I do hear there will be limited coverage in Equatorial Guinea )

what happened to the last big royal wedding?

what happened to the last big royal wedding?

Not heard much about him since he left Oldham as manager in 2009. Bit old for marriage ?

I've lost many an hour peeling dried water based glue off my hands.

You used to have to report to the headmaster regularly for caning too, eh?

Didn't mind that so much, but the chemistry master broke a gym shoe over my behind and the cracked sole pinched with every subsequent whack.

Where were the spank paddles when I needed them?

what happened to the last big royal wedding?

Not heard much about him since he left Oldham as manager in 2009. Bit old for marriage ?

Good old Joe - half the Everton female fans'ud still marry him. And he's 12 years youger than me so still approaching his prime.

His birthday is this Friday - 8th April.