CHIANG MAI – The staff and patrons of the Spotlight go-go bar had their usual evening’s proceedings interrupted by the sudden decision of a caucasian woman, who no one wanted in the bar in the first place, to climb on stage and briefly pretend to be a go-go dancer, sources report.

As of press time, everyone was waiting patiently and politely averting their eyes as Meredith Walsh, a 34-year-old American tourist who had reportedly drank three gin and tonics, tried to shake her large, unwieldy mid-section to the beat of the song “Mambo Number 5” while holding the brass pole in one hand for stability.

Meredith’s companion, 36-year-old Bradford Planck, initially cheered Meredith’s show of spontaneity but then settled into a steely gaze of gritted teeth as her exhibition extended into its second excruciating minute.

“She’s a good sport about all this go-go bar stuff,” he said. “A really, really, good sport.”

When asked about unauthorized dancers on stage, the Spotlight manager reiterated the bar’s no-interruption, no-bouncers policy.

“No need bouncer here,” she said. “Farang man have lot of sex so no more fighting. Farang woman want feel sexy so she dance. When she feel stupid she stop. Make farang man want Thai lady more.”

Geeeee, let me think what's todays date again ?? Give away was it is too well written to be local reporting..

This is a COPY & PASTE-job from NotTheNation.com.

Seems you can't fool any of the people any time! I'll be more subtle next time!

Meredith's companion, 36-year-old Bradford Planck

what a plank....

what is it with americans (he may not be, & its probably just an april fool but i'm using this to get my rant off) and STUPID names...?

i remember watching some yankee channel once, and a bloke came on to give the weather forecast... his name was Flip Spiceland

....at this, i fell of my chair & collapsed into fits of uncontrollable laughter spasms

Hey, man! I was THERE! She was, well, generous of figure but, well, awkward!

would loved to have seen it,many things do happen at spot light.not my bar of choice at times

Talking about Bars in CM can anybody list for me the best bars and the ones not to go to ,just thinking like to get a good start there not really a Bar guy but I can learn

At least be original.. Don't just lift content..

Insensitive Topic.

Bashing western women is not acceptable here.

IMO a poor atempt at an April Fool's day wind up

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