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I Am Going To Bite You

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in a scene from Raging Bull where Joe Pesci's character is eating dinner with his family and to warn his children to stop playing with their food picks up his steak knife and sez: 'If you don't stop that I am going to stab you with this knife...'

:lol:

'I am going to bite you...'

'...I am going to stab you with this knife...'

geddit?

:D

:ermm:

(i.e., as in being declarative: 'I am going to - become violent, give pleasure, etc...'....)

jeez :(

Don't worry dear. I do it all the time. As they say in Ingerland - get on with it babe.

You can bite, but the overall effect would be better if you wore red coloured contact lenses and perhaps some skin-tight leather underwear. :vampire:

Scratching is fine too, but preferably in places that can be covered up with clothes.

:ph34r:

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has to be a contest this...........which member does the picture most remind you of...................Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I've already been bitten; severely. Woof.

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YAY, Songkran soon.

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I've already been bitten; severely. Woof.

You want to see a bite, check this one out......

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^^Thanks for the Songkran reminder, Eek. I'm not looking forward to being a prisoner in my own home for three days. <_<

I've already been bitten; severely. Woof.

You want to see a bite, check this one out......

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Yep, that's a decent one. But I think that bite will probably heal far more copletely than the current ones I'm carrying.

I've already been bitten; severely. Woof.

You want to see a bite, check this one out......

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Yep, that's a decent one. But I think that bite will probably heal far more copletely than the current ones I'm carrying.

the threat of rippin' someone a new azzhole come true...jeezuz :ermm:

Sticks and stones might break my bones but whips and bites excite me. Be careful of what you threaten, eek. :D

I understand your coded message dear Eek.

Exploring ones mind and turn a fantasy into a real experience.

No matter what it is, you can share this little secret with me and we will travel the roads you have never seen.

:)

:D

YAY, Songkran soon.

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Oi one too many SomTom's :)

Just a flesh wound!

Yes it was, no flesh left, went down to the bone, lucky to still have the use of my right hand, I'd really miss that.

Just a flesh wound!

Yes it was, no flesh left, went down to the bone, lucky to still have the use of my right hand, I'd really miss that.

Hope you changed the girlfriend after that one Thaddy...........

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Bite me please!

:D

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Uga buga!

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used in a salad and mayonnaise sandwich.

Do it babe!

The salad and mayonnaise thinghy sounds delicious....

:D

Uga buga!

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Didn't he win "The Most Irresponsible Use of a Slinky" award last year.

^So THAT'S where my tea cosy went...

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