One man's truth is another woman's fiction.

I always find the assumptions made about me by some of the men on this forum extremely amusing and all rather sad since its so clearly a projection of whatever insecurities and issues they personally have projected onto me.

At least you're not paranoid.

One man's truth is another woman's fiction.

I always find the assumptions made about me by some of the men on this forum extremely amusing and all rather sad since its so clearly a projection of whatever insecurities and issues they personally have projected onto me.

At least you're not paranoid.

I never assumed she was fat or lesbian or didn't know how to act like a woman. (cf post 26).

Hey hey, goodbye..... nananana.... etc.

Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

...

One banana, two banana two banana one

All bananas playing in the bright warm sun...

What a great thing to post on a sunny mayday! (albeit the 2nd)

sorry its a bit late...

SC

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Eek, I am so sorry I took over your thread with that stupid song!!

Back on topic.

Sometimes it is good to have a break. I did, i think it was last year, when they cut my telephone/internet off for about two months.

I did miss it, not just for TV, but for other things. It was a pain going to the library to check my e-mails.

Just don't do a Suega on us...

Take a break Eek but come back. I enjoy seeing that there is one female on this forum who generally seems happy to be female and for males to be males.

I have noticed you are not on CM as often but I hope things work out and you can come back soon.

Yup, thats me. a dyke. no, wait, old hippie lesbian. no wait, actually I am a man.

I must be gay, I'm very attracted to your whip and tall shoe thingies

One man's truth is another woman's fiction.

I always find the assumptions made about me by some of the men on this forum extremely amusing and all rather sad since its so clearly a projection of whatever insecurities and issues they personally have projected onto me.

And I thought this was an english forum......can you supply a translation for me please

Oi Dead boy

What sort of boat you got then ?

Oi Dead boy

What sort of boat you got then ?

a floating one with a big stick in the middle and a couple of rags flapping off it. a bit like the ones ian posted in the other thread, only smaller ...... ohhh & thats Captain dead boy to you

Always a fan of the one's with big sticks in the middle..........Seriously, best of luck

Always a fan of the one's with big sticks in the middle..........Seriously, best of luck

u didnt really think i could afford one of those massive oceanliner jobbies did you BORING that anyway, unless of course you own an oil company or something. thankyou sir. now get back to smb and stop hiding out in these wincy chick threads

Good luck with your journey, Deadman. I'm planning one soon myself. See my magnificent ocean-going vessel and weep...

Good luck with your journey, Deadman. I'm planning one soon myself. See my magnificent ocean-going vessel and weep...

If you get tired of paddling you can always come abord mine. But it's getting a little crowded and I'm getting nasty letters from the town council in Port Alberni since I docked it there. I stocked it with as many lovelies from Thailand as I could, and it seems the male population of Alberni have been visiting on a regular basis... for a fee of course. Alberni wives are complaining and and you know what happens when women get their tail in a wringer.

A fee, Ian??? So you're operating a brothel. Ok....no problem with that, except that I expect you are giving the "lovelies" a fair whack of the proceeds?

BTW...what IS the word for a male madam or mama san? It's not pimp, that is different.

A fee, Ian??? So you're operating a brothel. Ok....no problem with that, except that I expect you are giving the "lovelies" a fair whack of the proceeds?

BTW...what IS the word for a male madam or mama san? It's not pimp, that is different.

papa-san.

Continue to improve your vocabulary and you could be a cunning linguist too

SC

Thankyou. Somehow, I don't think papa san fits in the English speaking world.

I am already an exceptional cunning linguist....so I have been told.

With all that action I hope the stabilizers are good or everone will get seasick even if it is tied up.

A fee, Ian??? So you're operating a brothel. Ok....no problem with that, except that I expect you are giving the "lovelies" a fair whack of the proceeds?

BTW...what IS the word for a male madam or mama san? It's not pimp, that is different.

Oh no, I wouldn't think of such a thing. The fee is to come on board and look at my etchings and paintings, and have a glass of water. With lemon of course. What goes on behind closed doors in the private staterooms I have no idea. But, there DOES seem to be lots of giggles and heavy breathing coming from each room.

A fee, Ian??? So you're operating a brothel. Ok....no problem with that, except that I expect you are giving the "lovelies" a fair whack of the proceeds?

BTW...what IS the word for a male madam or mama san? It's not pimp, that is different.

Oh no, I wouldn't think of such a thing. The fee is to come on board and look at my etchings and paintings, and have a glass of water. With lemon of course. What goes on behind closed doors in the private staterooms I have no idea. But, there DOES seem to be lots of giggles and heavy breathing coming from each room.

Albemian men are well-known for their giggling.

A fee, Ian??? So you're operating a brothel. Ok....no problem with that, except that I expect you are giving the "lovelies" a fair whack of the proceeds?

BTW...what IS the word for a male madam or mama san? It's not pimp, that is different.

Oh no, I wouldn't think of such a thing. The fee is to come on board and look at my etchings and paintings, and have a glass of water. With lemon of course. What goes on behind closed doors in the private staterooms I have no idea. But, there DOES seem to be lots of giggles and heavy breathing coming from each room.

Albemian men are well-known for their giggling.

Spot on Harky ( I think it's because they speak Albanian, it always sounds silly to me ).