Anyone know where I can find one ??

In a mirror?

I'm not sure what you mean by assclown.

Not sure but I know a few weaktards that might fit the bill

Puleeeeeeeez.....................

First the chair now this. Get some therapy !!!!!................. It may be Bedlam, we may be, mad, but as far as I'm aware only Ian's a deviant. Just PM him.

Puleeeeeeeez.....................

First the chair now this. Get some therapy !!!!!................. It may be Bedlam, we may be, mad, but as far as I'm aware only Ian's a deviant. Just PM him.

Is it THAT obvious? dam_n, I'm going to have to change my image...

Bedlam is mad !!!!

You lead a crazy life....

From the Urban Dictionary :

1. Assclown 2340 up, 211 down

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

2. assclown 734 up, 119 down

A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an asshat.

2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.

3. An untalented schmuck.

1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.

2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.

3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.

by RumGunner Aug 29, 2002 share this

3. assclown 395 up, 70 down

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually

pretends to be a know-it-all,often enhancing their stories,knowledge,

experience,and every thing in between with pure bullshit.

1-I can't help but laugh at the

assclownishness of Johnny's story.

I wanted to kick him in the teeth

but couldn't because i was laughing

so hard at him.

2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with

his "similar experience" or "knowledge"

of the subject.

4. assclown 149 up, 70 down

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.

Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

asshat asshead asshol_e ass for brains ass

5. assclown 106 up, 31 down

1. A person that is so silly and embarassing that neither the word "ass" or the word "clown" can properly describe them.

2. One who takes part in bafoonary, douchebaggery, or general just-too-muchary, often because of drinking alcohol.

3. To be embarassing or embarassed by your actions.

Also see Assclownery

Synanyms: Bafoon, Buttclown, Drunkard

1. Bill is really an ass for sharting in the bar. He is also a clown for telling everyone about it. But he is certainly an assclown for not going home from the bar and spending all night with a poopy butt.

2. If these girls don't leave with us, let's just get hammered and act like a bunch of assclowns.

3. I feel like an assclown after seeing thos pictures of last night.

assclownery bafoon clown ass butt drunkard

by tdeligia May 8, 2007 share this

6. assclown 41 up, 14 down

a person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them

When we were all drunk at camp, our friend Mike tried to jump over the tennis net, but ended up making a total assclown of himself.

idiot stupid ass ass clown jackass moron

by Kimberly Nicole Jul 23, 2008 share this

7. Assclown 25 up, 7 down

A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.

"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"

Just another American corruption of the English language.

Thanks for that, HB. And here I thought it was just a made-up word. You learn something new every day.

Thanks for that, HB. And here I thought it was just a made-up word. You learn something new every day.

When I left the UK about 35 years ago, such words were totally unknown and not anticipated within the English language. Regrettably this seems to have deteriorated over the years to a collection of ancient Anglo-Saxon expletives and acronyms.

My daughter is a language teacher and is finding it more and more difficult to translate the English usage of her pupils into French or Spanish, due to the poor usage in English.

Come come, Shakespeare is riddled with the things. He is now considered a master of the language but at the time he was just a dirty bawd.

Times change and so does language.

Far worse than these kinds of changes are the people who use language to suppress and conceal, altering the meanings of words in an almost proganda-esque nature in order to then discredit people or ideas.

Well, i studied Shakespeare and have never come accross assclown.

Learn something new everyday. Also the fact that i can't spell accross.

The thing i hate most is the way people on forums make fun of others. Not knowing that english is not their first language.

I would like those people who mock to go on a French, Flemish or Spanish Forum - and you know? You will get help, because they care. But some of you guys are so perfect in the English language that us mortals have no existence. Not to mention your perfect Thai...

Now having read what an Assclown is, I think I shall use it in every other half hour conversation.

Thanks.

Now having read what an Assclown is, I think I shall use it in every other half hour conversation.

Thanks.

My gift to you....

where's mine ??

Well, i studied Shakespeare and have never come accross assclown.

Learn something new everyday. Also the fact that i can't spell accross.

The thing i hate most is the way people on forums make fun of others. Not knowing that english is not their first language.

I would like those people who mock to go on a French, Flemish or Spanish Forum - and you know? You will get help, because they care. But some of you guys are so perfect in the English language that us mortals have no existence. Not to mention your perfect Thai...

Now having read what an Assclown is, I think I shall use it in every other half hour conversation.

Thanks.

Personally, I prefer weaktard

Assclown seems to to be a modern word to highlighting one's intolerance of others whose humour we don't share.

Unfortunately it sounds a bit ... rude, unpleasant, in a sort of buttock-clenching way...

I did like the term 'buffoonary', which I first misread as buffoonery, but I realise now it is probably a sort of encyclopaedia

- Dr Best's Buffoonary and Compendium of Irritating and Peurile Pranks

I shall check in Kinokinoyu...

SC

Does this qualify?

http://macinsanity.newsvine.com/_news/2011/07/02/6997124-pd-clowns-terrorize-children-in-neighborhood

A group of people wearing face paint and "Insane Clown Posse" T-shirts chased children around a Manchester neighborhood and fired a gun into the air Thursday, police said.