So the wife and I were at Central Mall last night shopping around and looking at stuff. The mall seems to be a place where lots of farangs end up. So I had to use bathroom and off I went. As I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?". Wow, someone speaking English....hmmmm. Caught a little off guard I said, "I'm fine, I guess". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here!". Then I'm asked "Can I come over?". Now I am not really homophobic, but.....anyway, annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now". Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions." ett

That joke has been getting around for awhile now, but seems like a perfect way to have it localized

Could probably put that down to Cell phone etiquette in the toilet cubicle.

Just don't call me when I have my hands full....but then, Mr Murphey doesn't do it any other way. Want it to rain? Wash the car. pg