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well we got some tasty chicken soup and some bagels , and some lovely

MAPLE SYRUP to go with the bagels.

maple syrup she thought , she saw the jar on the table , with that leaf symbol on it , the same one that the numpty had for his tatoo.

i must have come to the right place. if i just wait here , then he will come back.

suddenly the front door swung open and in walked two of the .........

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With armpit hair down to their knees and chest hair down to their feet, they walked over to the little Thai girl eating her salty beef and.......

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Oy started to cry and just thought of her previous BF (but turned out to be a Katoey in the end). What did I do wrong she asked herself.

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..pulling 'herself' together she smacked the first hirsute bitch in the gob and chinned the other one, leaving them both bleeding on the floor. Pushing past the startled landlord, Oy headed for the stairs, she/he had to find the dumb Canadian and give him back his wallet, this was a shim with on a mission!

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Then a big guy came in front of Oy and asked her if she was the one looking for the Canadian guy. Yes she answered I just wanna give him back his wallet na.

The big guy just smiled and asked her to follow him.

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nervously she climbed the stairs , she hadnt been so nervous since she provided the entertainment at the thai visa moderators christmas gang bang last year , 15 of them there were , luckily it was all over in 10 minutes , one guy , dr. pat pong she seemed to remember his name was , wanted seconds , but like the true professional she is , she demanded payment up front , he soon changed his mind.

now she reached the top of the stairs , she knocked on the first door , after a minute it slowly opened and there stood .......

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<deleted>, she screamed you are doing here!

I am just looking for this Canadian guy na.

Bruce just smiled and asked her to come inside and have a look at the Canadian guy, You will be surprised he told Oy. Do not be scared, he likes this.

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Jesse the Canadian was squatting on the floor in a black leather gimp suit with a red ping pong ball stuffed in his mouth.

"Nfff ufff a ne grrr nu" he said.

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whereupon one of the local soi dogs idly wandered up to Jesse in his Gimp Suit and ping pong ball in his mouth, and sniffed around for a little, before lifting it`s leg and pissing behind C-J´s left ear.... Suddenly, ....

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"Just fooling" said Bruce peeling his Forrest Gump mask off.

"What do you want to do with the Gimp?"

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Oy got very excited when she gave back the wallet to the Canadian guy, there might be a reward for me she thought so she handed the wallet over to the Canadian guy. In response the Canadian guy asked Oy to go to a room that was indicated as 'The White room'

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in "white room" .. its cold inside and has stingy smell as a dead rat ...

graggg..graggg....sound of something scratch on the wall..Oy look at Canadian boy

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Canadian boy then takes Oy's head and forces her down on the table where a white powdery substance is.

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Meanwhile.........

Reg and The Gent had left the bar on Soi Cowboy,

they'd decided to head for the Irish Bar on

nearby Soi Convent.

Suddenly The Gent grabs Reg by the arm and

pulls him into a shop doorway just as a small

shabby figure in glasses staggers past, armed

with what looks like a bottle of the 1998

Penfolds O'St Henri Shiraz.

"You know the guy?" asks Reg.

"Yes, that's someone you should avoid, he's

an old Australian amateur gynaecologist."

explains The Gent.

"Good God! You mean Doc Pee Pee?" asks Reg

in alarm.

"That's the guy, he lives in one of the

Internet Cafes on Silom, only comes out to

feed his expensive wine habit."

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the gent continued ,"i know him from a long while back , he offered me a new designer vagina , well i couldnt decline a vagina and the rest is history as they say."

"it didnt all go according to plan though , i'm still waiting for him to lay the carpet so to speak , it looks a bit like a plucked chicken at the moment."

i think i'll just go over and remind him about it.

"hey doc , "

the shabby figure turned around , cleared his throat and heaved a large green oyster onto the pavement ,

" hey gent "...... "ive got your axminster , why dont we.....

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.."What's the price Doc?

..You know four dozen of the 1996 Stonewell Shiraz is

just out of my league!

..

Two dozen of the Yalumba Signature 1996 is all I've got"

Says the Gent sobbing quietly.

The Doc shuffles awkwardly letting rip a hideous fart

...

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cockroaches vomited and rats scurried away as the sulphurous fug hit the pavement , dr. p looked surprised and worried , was this a follow through situation .

even the gent , no stranger to humid fugs himself , retched violently and , as acrid tears clouded his vision , gasped

"struth y'kunt .... how long y'been brewin that bastard"

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"Curried beans mate, curried beans!

I'll take yer two dozen Yalumba,

I've got to rush now, I must have

been off-line for 30 minutes!"

The Doc shuffled away conscious of

a slight trickle running down his

left thigh.

His sphincter hadn't been right

since the accident.

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Canadian boy then takes Oy's head and forces her down on the table where a white powdery substance is.

... lined up and says "Ha! Is that what I think it is? No way this kid is gonna pee purple, I'm outta here dude, I'm heading to the beach - ha ha"....

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His sphincter hadn't been right

since the accident.........

.......... with the prickly cactus , 400gms of new zealand butter (salted) and vestry doorknob.

he rushed home to the comfort of his inflatable doughnut cushion and man size tub of preparation-H.

meanwhile , canadian jesse , now at the bus station , "ahh this must be the koh phangan bus" he murmured confidently , as he climbed aboard the night bus to aranyaprathet.

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