Another music thread, with a twist.

This thread needs some rulez however, otherwise it'll just be another moosik thread.

It's all about the lyrics.

1) Don't talk about fight club

2) It has to be about lyrics that you find sexy, just the words. Not the sound

3) You can post a you tube clip, but not before you post the specific lyrics that you think make it sexy. The you tube clip is the last thing you do

4) If you cannot post a youtube clip it doesn't matter. The lyrics will do

5) Sexy means sexy. Sexy as in human male + human female fornicating with each other. It does not mean: "oh, that's nice car. That's sexy." or "Man that stereo is loud, that's sexy". Neither does it mean: "Those faster than the speed of light neutrinos, they are sexy"

5) You ARE NOT allowed to make up any lyrics yourself

I'll begin

you come awake

in a horny morning mood

and well have a proper wriggle

in the naughty, naked nude

roll against my body

get me where you want me

what happens next is private

its also very rude

Baby was a virgin

That's what she said

So I gave her some Hennessy

She gave me some head

Cliff Richard.....er sorry....Snoop Dogg

They call, they call me the fat man

´Cause I weight two hundred pounds

All the girls they love me

´Cause I know my way around

They call, they call me the fat man

´Cause I weight two hundred pounds

All the girls they love me

´Cause I know my way around

Yeah. Know my way around a cake shop.

Yes i know, 'fore you go, i'm gonna miss you

A good piece of ass is hard to find

Before you leave home, go out on your own

I just

Like to fuc_k you one more time

One more time

I'd like to stick my pecker in you

Even if it's just a quickie

I won't mind

No i won't get your new white dress dirty, baby

I just

Like to fuc_k you one more time

There is no need to cry, 'cause you're leavin'

Your mother and me, we ain't blind

We both knew someday, you'll go on your way

And I just

Like to fuc_k you one more time

One more time

I'd like to stick my pecker in you

Even if it's just a quickie

I won't mind

No i won't get your new white dress dirty, baby

I just

Like to fuc_k you one more time

Heaven knows that you've been a good daughter, baby

And I just

Like to fuc_k you one more time

Lord I love even you call me dirty

And I just

Like to fuc_k you one more time

One more time

Hear it here!

Your mouth waters

stretched out on my bed

your fingers are trembling

and your heart is heavy and red

and your head is bent back

and your back is arched

my hand is under there

holding you up

In the kitchen

in the shower

and in the back seat of my car

I’ll hold you up

in your office

preferably during business hours

‘cause you know how I like it when there’s people around

and I know how you like it

yeah I know how you like it

I know how you like it when I tease you for hours

Yeah this has just begun

because we haven’t even gotten started yet

I haven’t even

I haven’t even tied you up

I haven’t even turned you over

this is where I want to live

right here between your hips

where all the love you hold and hide

it’s where it lives

right here between your hips

this is where I want to live

it’s where all the love you give exists