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Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe

An accidental release of highly dilute homeopathic waste from a research institute in Swindon has led to calls for the centre to be shut down.

Plant operators have admitted responsibility for massive safety blunders after a spilled drop of an enormously dilute test product was cleaned by a caretaker, and in complete disregard of all safety procedures, allowed to enter the water system after he emptied his mop bucket down the drain.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/09/09/homeopathic-leak-threatens-catastrophe/

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Thanks for that. I like to keep abreast of what is going on in the world, but sometimes Notthenation is a bit parochial.

For my UK news I also use this site

http://newsthump.com/

SC

By booking that hotel in advance, not only are better deals available, you may, depending on the booking agency, get to select your room as well.

When I saw the topic my heart leaped...

A pinned topic for Boater's threads was being created so they wouldn't contaminate get mixed up with the rest of the forum.

Oh please George, please........

By booking that hotel in advance, not only are better deals available, you may, depending on the booking agency, get to select your room as well.

Miultiple open threads syndrome again? :lol:

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Clyde Gardner Wanted To Wear Bear's Skin, Murder Ex-Girlfriend: Prosecutors

Clyde Gardner gave up on his first idea: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear's paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/29/clyde-gardner-wanted-to-w_n_987620.html?ir=Weird%20News

it reminded me of the satire story when there was an earthquake in the uk

An earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Wythenshawe in the early hours of Wednesday. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "K'inell". The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.

Wythenshawe FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that

something interesting had happened in Wythenshawe.

One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)

Shell suits (female)

White sport socks

Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs include:

Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream, cans of Colt 45 or Special

Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.

£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.

£5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

*** Wythenshawe FM Breaking news***

Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop

'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, " Wythenshawe " said the girl, "wossit gotta do wiv you?"

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Saddam 'double' escapes Alexandria porn kidnap gang, again

Egyptian Saddam Hussein lookalike claims foreign gang attacked him after he refused lucrative offer to star in sex videos they could sell as 'found footage'

http://english.ahram.org.eg/~/NewsContent/1/64/23559/Egypt/Politics-/Saddam-double-escapes-Alexandria-porn-kidnap-gang,.aspx

A survey last year revealed that 275,000 Swiss people have sexual relationships with animals.

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1alBFjuY3

laugh.gif How about this one?

http://www.sciencedi...003347209004485

I worry for you, finding things like that

SC

Well I was discussing an Octoberfest event with a German colleague and naturally enquired if she would be wearing her dirndl to the party.....sadly she left it behind in a dodgy hotel room in London......

At least I'm spared the lederhosen....

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Need an 'escort'? Apple's new iPhone voice control pre-programmed to find you prostitutes, users find

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2049240/Apple-iPhone-Siri-voice-control-pre-programmed-prostitutes.html#ixzz1aqlOzUG1

currently only works in America

dam_n, not in Thailand.

Need an 'escort'? Apple's new iPhone voice control pre-programmed to find you prostitutes, users find

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1aqlOzUG1

currently only works in America

dam_n, not in Thailand.

WHO, needs help in TLoS to find an escort?

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Egypt's 'plans for farewell intercourse law so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives'

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Could they divorce her on grounds of poor performance, or on being given the "cold shoulder " after having a good time ?

Egypt's 'plans for farewell intercourse law so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives'

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Could they divorce her on grounds of poor performance, or on being given the "cold shoulder " after having a good time ?

"He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband.

How long does rigor mortus last?

My mind boggles, but then women do not have same rights there.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Egypts-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-DEAD-wives-branded-complete-nonsense.html#ixzz1tKj0naAX

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