boater, is that ur gal???? the one with the missing kitty? you brave fella ;-)

boater, is that ur gal???? the one with the missing kitty? you brave fella ;-)

She likes boating, not Boater.

Dream of being marooned with her on a small island, with little chance of rescue.

boater, is that ur gal???? the one with the missing kitty? you brave fella ;-)

jealous are we? , she is my ' hello kitty ' meaowwwwwwwww

Butt out! Pakistan telecom watchdog drafts rude text message ban

Official list outlaws 1,500 'rude' words, ranging from the F word 'flatulence' to 'pocket pool' and 'quickie......

The Pakistan telecom watchdog has banned 1,5000 rude words from being texted across the nation's network. No one knows how it is expected to enforce the ban. Photograph: Dan Chung/The GuardianGuardians of linguistic purity have long warned against the pernicious impact that text messaging may have on the young, but Pakistan officials have taken such concerns to a new extreme by demanding that mobile phone operators block all text messages using offensive words.

With a creativity and dedication to the task unusual for local officialdom, the country's telecoms regulator has issued a list of more than 1000 words and phrases which will be banned.

After serious deliberation and consultation, officials from the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) have come up with more than 50 phrases using the word "fuc_k" and 17 involving "butt".

The list includes several apparently innocuous words and phrases, including "flatulence", "deposit" and "fondle". Others would likely only make sense to frustrated teenagers.

Among the more printable terms are "strap-on", "beat your meat", "crotch rot", "love pistol", "pocket pool" and "quickie".

The officials' flair for the task was apparent, with prohibition embracing more figurative language, such as "flogging the dolphin", and 51 terms with the suffix "ass" – although only one variation of the word 'arse'. There were 17 variants on "tit" and 33 on "cock", with officials managing to produce eight obscenities involving the word "foot".

Mobile phone firms were ordered to stop messages including the offending words this week, although tests by the Guardian suggested the blocking technology was not 100% effective.

Read more here.....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/17/butt-out-pakistan-telecom-text-ban

How can you lose a kitten up your snatch? Must scratch like hell, and those little sharp teeth??

Not that i've tried it or anything.......!!!!!!!!