1. Harold Camping will predict the end of the world some time during the year.

2. A major earthquake or volcanic eruption will take place along the Pacific Rim, and everybody will express surprise.

3. Thaksin will not come back to Thailand

4. There will be a crisis in Britain's Royal Family.

5. There will be panic in the Eurozone.

6. Thailand will suffer from drought.

7. The Americans will complain that the Yuan is over-valued, and the Chinese will take no notice.

8. Naam will not be the only non-English or American poster on OTB.

9. ..... your turn......

10. Obama will release his college transcripts and it will be discovered he is really a mute being used surreptitiously by a ventriloquist disguised as a teleprompter.

11. Five former girlfriends of Obama will go public claiming he fondled them in Junior High School. His candidacy will collapse and Joe Biden will run as the Democratic nominee after Hillary is found to have been a man posing as a woman. Bill Clinton is said to have remarked..."Who'd a thunk it."

My predictions are -

1 there will be a great eating of tales by snakes

2 from the ashes a golden phoenix will rise

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

4 huge funnels of water will appear in the heavens

5 man will become cyborg

6 man will run naked through the woods laughing and frollicking

7 there will be a great remembering

8 honey bees will tell all their secret ways

9 an awful forgetfullness will befall man

10 tesco will banish white foreign men

Can't wait for the sprouts!

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

Followed by a massive widening of the hole in the ozone layer.

My predictions are -

1 there will be a great eating of tales by snakes

2 from the ashes a golden phoenix will rise

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

4 huge funnels of water will appear in the heavens

5 man will become cyborg

6 man will run naked through the woods laughing and frollicking

7 there will be a great remembering

8 honey bees will tell all their secret ways

9 an awful forgetfullness will befall man

10 tesco will banish white foreign men

Nostradamus redivivus? But 9 has already happened.

My predictions are -

1 there will be a great eating of tales by snakes

2 from the ashes a golden phoenix will rise

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

4 huge funnels of water will appear in the heavens

5 man will become cyborg

6 man will run naked through the woods laughing and frollicking

7 there will be a great remembering

8 honey bees will tell all their secret ways

9 an awful forgetfullness will befall man

10 tesco will banish white foreign men

Nostradamus redivivus? But 9 has already happened.

what's 9 then? i forgot.

New Years's Eve 2012 will be on 31st December.

The Eurozone will collapse.

President Cain will be elected to rule the free world and will immediately demolish most US federal departments and move government to Atlanta.

Cain chooses Bachmann as his vice president.

Cain realizes that 999 is an impossible dream, and when taking office promises he will raises taxes to 50% with a cut out point for people earning over $200,000. They will be tax exempt as it is recognised they drive the economy and provide jobs.

All Supreme court judges will be fired and replaced with southern preachers to ensure the word of god will become the basis of lawful decisions.

California will excised from the union.

Chuckd's unreasonable hatred of Obama will gradually fade with his demise,only to be replaced by a confused uneasiness about a black republican in the white house

President Putin will reintroduce communism to Russia and form an alliance with Iran by providing them with nuclear weapons.

Nuclear war between Iran and Isreal will break out dragging their allies into the mix and the world will end about 20/12/2012.

Chuckd's unreasonable hatred of Obama will gradually fade with his demise,only to be replaced by a confused uneasiness about a black republican in the white house

Many would not call it 'unreasonable'.

California will excised from the union.

I forgot one.

All illegal Mexicans will be forcably deported to California with the exception of domestic sla servants of people earning over $200,000.

New Years's Eve 2012 will be on 31st December.

Not if Old Croc's Almanack is right!

Cain chooses Bachmann as his vice president.

With Turner and Overdrive as his respective Secretaries for State and Defence

New Years's Eve 2012 will be on 31st December.

Not if Old Croc's Almanack is right!

Old Croc is referring to planet Earth. i am talking about my homeworld Kronos.

New Years's Eve 2012 will be on 31st December.

Not if Old Croc's Almanack is right!

Old Croc is referring to planet Earth. i am talking about my homeworld Kronos.

Ha! I hope you've got all you dates straight. You're not the only Klingon throwing dates around.

http://klingon.org/s...x.php/topic,400

PS: That Russian girl at the bottom of the screenis particularly fetching, even though she is a blond, which is not my normal area of interest.

I predict there will news about drought before they have finished draining the flood waters.

I predict there will news about drought before they have finished draining the flood waters.

Drought was one of my predictions... shows that Scott too has grasped the Thai way of logic. Nothing like extremes... after all they're much more interesting than the boring everyday life of most of us. Hot, hot, hot in April, and this week cold, cold, cold. If only we could find the extreme opposite of a politician......

Thinks....

ME!

Twelve months of increased peace and sunshine...in short a quiet and prosperous year!

I predict that a national English langauge debate tournament will begin in the south of Thailand for high schools and universities.

My predictions are -

1 there will be a great eating of tales by snakes

2 from the ashes a golden phoenix will rise

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

4 huge funnels of water will appear in the heavens

5 man will become cyborg

6 man will run naked through the woods laughing and frollicking

7 there will be a great remembering

8 honey bees will tell all their secret ways

9 an awful forgetfullness will befall man

10 tesco will banish white foreign men

I support OL's predilictions

SC

My predictions are -

1 there will be a great eating of tales by snakes

2 from the ashes a golden phoenix will rise

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

4 huge funnels of water will appear in the heavens

5 man will become cyborg

6 man will run naked through the woods laughing and frollicking

7 there will be a great remembering

8 honey bees will tell all their secret ways

9 an awful forgetfullness will befall man

10 tesco will banish white foreign men

I support OL's predilictions

SC

One thing's for sure..... nobody will prove you wrong!

My predictions are -

1 there will be a great eating of tales by snakes

2 from the ashes a golden phoenix will rise

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

4 huge funnels of water will appear in the heavens

5 man will become cyborg

6 man will run naked through the woods laughing and frollicking

7 there will be a great remembering

8 honey bees will tell all their secret ways

9 an awful forgetfullness will befall man

10 tesco will banish white foreign men

I support OL's predilictions

SC

One thing's for sure..... nobody will prove you wrong!

Will 7 and 9 happen in that order?

I hope number 10 is fulfilled, I'm already doing my bit to help!

(is No. 1 tales or tails?)

My predictions are -

1 there will be a great eating of tales by snakes

2 from the ashes a golden phoenix will rise

3 there will be a bumper crop of sprouts

4 huge funnels of water will appear in the heavens

5 man will become cyborg

6 man will run naked through the woods laughing and frollicking

7 there will be a great remembering

8 honey bees will tell all their secret ways

9 an awful forgetfullness will befall man

10 tesco will banish white foreign men

I support OL's predilictions

SC

One thing's for sure..... nobody will prove you wrong!

Will 7 and 9 happen in that order?

I hope number 10 is fulfilled, I'm already doing my bit to help!

(is No. 1 tales or tails?)

I agree but I can not remember why .

New Years's Eve 2012 will be on 31st December.

Not if Old Croc's Almanack is right!

Old Croc is referring to planet Earth. i am talking about my homeworld Kronos.

Ha! I hope you've got all you dates straight. You're not the only Klingon throwing dates around.

http://klingon.org/s...x.php/topic,400

PS: That Russian girl at the bottom of the screenis particularly fetching, even though she is a blond, which is not my normal area of interest.

I thought that website must be some kind of joke then I remembered that about ten years ago someone translated the Bible into Kliingonese.

Massive drought. Of water first, then beer as valuable water required for beer making is drunk pure.

Yingluck survives a full year then steps down sighting pathological hyperemotionalism. Thaksin doesn't return.

In the UK, the coalition collapses in the first quarter due to disagreements over NHS funding. Rupert Murdoch's papers show an increase in advertising space devoted to private healthcare providers, and the Tories get back in with a landslide,

Obama gets re-elected as the Republicans split into three factions - the Christians, the fascists and the Texans.

Europe continues from crisis to crisis, the Euro shrinks to 4 countries.

I meet a guy with two teenage kids and Thai wife, kids don't speak English, he doesn't speak Thai, I'm no longer surprised.

Thailand becomes the hub of twelfty seven more things.

My girlfriend realises that Big C is cheaper than the market for pork, because they're not thieving little shits who give you 300g when you asked for 500g whilst still charging the half kilo price.

I'd rather not anticipate my predilections for 2012, but I hope they are healthier than the year past

SC

I'd rather not anticipate my predilections for 2012, but I hope they are healthier than the year past

SC

As I write my crystal ball is clouding, I can howerver predict my pencdhant for booze ,idle banter and rock n' roll . I recognise these predilictecated patterns are stuck in my mind .

I'd rather not anticipate my predilections for 2012, but I hope they are healthier than the year past

SC

As I write my crystal ball is clouding, I can howerver predict my pencdhant for booze ,idle banter and rock n' roll . I recognise these predilictecated patterns are stuck in my mind .

Looks as if you're on the booze already, OL!

I'd rather not anticipate my predilections for 2012, but I hope they are healthier than the year past

SC

As I write my crystal ball is clouding, I can howerver predict my pencdhant for booze ,idle banter and rock n' roll . I recognise these predilictecated patterns are stuck in my mind .

Looks as if you're on the booze already, OL!

That's now - he's talking about then.

In remeberance of the 10th anniversary of the only European Cup win, the Danish Nationalteam will go on holiday and stop training for the 2012 European Cup. The diet will be strictly Mc Donald. In the final, an overweight but happy Danish Team will crush Spain 3:0!

U2 will make a new album and it will sound like "songs" and not like a derailed subway train!

There will be blood!