The Plan

[Crossy]

THE PLAN

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the faces of the Workers.

And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a heap of <deleted> and it stinks."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of excrement and none may abide the odour thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of dung and it is very strong, such that none here may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength."

And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying, "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "It promotes growth and is very powerful".

And the President went unto the Chairman saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency of the company."

And the Chairman looked upon the plan and saw that it was good, and the Plan was implemented.

And this is how shit happens.

[Daffy D]

I always told that shit just happens.

Didn't realize it was such a complicated process

[Dap]

Just proves that in the end ... it's still all shit