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Bargirl - "Don't be stupid, I only know you 5 days already, why would I love you so soon? No I won't miss you when you are back in FarangLand, I'll probably have another boyfriend before your plane lands"

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Bargirl - "Don't be stupid, I only know you 5 days already, why would I love you so soon? No I won't miss you when you are back in FarangLand, I'll probably have another boyfriend before your plane lands"

I think you mean't before your plane takes off.

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Business owner looking for niche market: "Thai folk are so organized. I think I'll open a business selling Day Planners. I'm sure it will be a success!"

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i not hungry

you want have sex with my sister

i go with many farangs b4u

oh you are awful giggle.giflicklips.gif

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Thai bus driver to his Ticket clicker:

Driver:...Now just put that bunch of flowers in the middle of my window slightly to the right of the centre strip.

Ticket clicker:...yea but hey thats now going to block out your entire forward vision:

Driver: Yes it will.... but what you dont understand is that because of the natural sway of the bus as we travel gaps appear between the amulets, bunches of flowers, other crap thats hanging down, including your handbag, and it provides enough time to allow me to both see and steer this 30 tonne bus...so dont concern yourself.

Thai University Examination Official to student:

..you failed miserably...but I have given you a pass.....

sorry but examination official quote is off topic....this thread is things you wouldn't hear in Thailand!tongue.png

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Farang BF to Thai GF:

...no my medical insurance does not cover your PMS.....

Thai Bar Girl:

...I learnt english just for you......

Drunken Farang to street hooker:

...I am going to take you out tonight honey....

Honey: where we go ?

D/F:..7/11 at Nana

Drunken Farang to girl in hotel room:

Wow...your nipples are beer flavoured....

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bargirl to farang "i went singapore before visit my sister take care her when she sick"

bargirl to farang on the phone when he returns home " oh that is my uncle laughing"

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bargirl to farang "i went singapore before visit my sister take care her when she sick"

bargirl to farang on the phone when he returns home " oh that is my uncle laughing"

Hey mack....this is things you wouldnt hear! b/g on phone would (wouldn't) say "that's my Thai husband laughing!"wink.png

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Love this thread!

Wife to me...."You hansum man!"

Wife to me.... "Your penis so big!" lol!

no no...............that's what you're wife said to me!! whistling.gif

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Love this thread!

Wife to me...."You hansum man!"

Wife to me.... "Your penis so big!" lol!

no no...............that's what you're wife said to me!! whistling.gif

No no....everyone! laugh.png

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farmer to daughter "dont go and sell yourself in pattaya, your five brothers will knuckle down and get jobs in samut prakan at a factory to help the family"

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farmer to daughter "dont go and sell yourself in pattaya, your five brothers will knuckle down and get jobs in samut prakan at a factory to help the family"

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Yingluck - It's nice to see a full room of people when i speak.

Male TV member: "Darn Dean999. What a sexist avatar!"

Female TV member: "Darn Dean999. I wish I had a set of jugs like that to put my flowers in."

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Yingluck - It's nice to see a full room of people when i speak.

Male TV member: "Darn Dean999. What a sexist avatar!"

Female TV member: "Darn Dean999. I wish I had a set of jugs like that to put my flowers in."

I wanna know where he got that picture of my wife!

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Begger on Loi Kroh in Chiang Mai: "No thanks. I don't need anymore money. I've already made 2000 baht for the day."

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Yingluck - It's nice to see a full room of people when i speak.

Male TV member: "Darn Dean999. What a sexist avatar!"

Female TV member: "Darn Dean999. I wish I had a set of jugs like that to put my flowers in."

I wanna know where he got that picture of my wife!

yours mateangry.png she told me i was the first

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