Ten Things You Will Never Hear In Thailand.........

[pipo1000]

We have lowered the price of this product by 10% ,but in fact we made it 20% smaller so actually it got more expensive.

[Mosha]

Bargirl - "Don't be stupid, I only know you 5 days already, why would I love you so soon? No I won't miss you when you are back in FarangLand, I'll probably have another boyfriend before your plane lands"

Ed

Bargirl - "Don't be stupid, I only know you 5 days already, why would I love you so soon? No I won't miss you when you are back in FarangLand, I'll probably have another boyfriend before your plane lands"

I think you mean't before your plane takes off.

[connda]

Business owner looking for niche market: "Thai folk are so organized. I think I'll open a business selling Day Planners. I'm sure it will be a success!"

[elliss]

i not hungry

you want have sex with my sister

i go with many farangs b4u

oh you are awful

[beerchang]

Thai bus driver to his Ticket clicker:

Driver:...Now just put that bunch of flowers in the middle of my window slightly to the right of the centre strip.

Ticket clicker:...yea but hey thats now going to block out your entire forward vision:

Driver: Yes it will.... but what you dont understand is that because of the natural sway of the bus as we travel gaps appear between the amulets, bunches of flowers, other crap thats hanging down, including your handbag, and it provides enough time to allow me to both see and steer this 30 tonne bus...so dont concern yourself.

Thai University Examination Official to student:

..you failed miserably...but I have given you a pass.....

sorry but examination official quote is off topic....this thread is things you wouldn't hear in Thailand!

[KIWIBATCH]

Farang BF to Thai GF:

...no my medical insurance does not cover your PMS.....

Thai Bar Girl:

...I learnt english just for you......

Drunken Farang to street hooker:

...I am going to take you out tonight honey....

Honey: where we go ?

D/F:..7/11 at Nana

Drunken Farang to girl in hotel room:

Wow...your nipples are beer flavoured....

[macksview]

bargirl to farang "i went singapore before visit my sister take care her when she sick"

bargirl to farang on the phone when he returns home " oh that is my uncle laughing"

Edited March 20, 2012 by macksview

[beerchang]

bargirl to farang "i went singapore before visit my sister take care her when she sick"

bargirl to farang on the phone when he returns home " oh that is my uncle laughing"

Hey mack....this is things you wouldnt hear! b/g on phone would (wouldn't) say "that's my Thai husband laughing!"

[IanForbes]

Is it okay if I triple park my 3 silver vans right here at this busy intersection at rush hour?

[macksview]

oops thanks beerchang, for that, i got the lies mixed up

[beerchang]

Thai person...."Why i cannot sleep?

Isaan girl... "Somtum! No way! Yuch!"

[beerchang]

oops thanks beerchang, for that, i got the lies mixed up

No worries mate!

[beerchang]

Love this thread!

Wife to me...."You hansum man!"

Wife to me.... "Your penis so big!" lol!

[theblether]

Love this thread!

Wife to me...."You hansum man!"

Wife to me.... "Your penis so big!" lol!

no no...............that's what you're wife said to me!!

[beerchang]

Love this thread!

Wife to me...."You hansum man!"

Wife to me.... "Your penis so big!" lol!

no no...............that's what you're wife said to me!!

No no....everyone!

[macksview]

morlam dancer to colleague " i really love those drunken rice farmers standing at the front of the stage staring at my ...gina"

[dean999]

Yingluck - It's nice to see a full room of people when i speak.

[dean999]

North Thailand - aahhh, fresh air.

[dean999]

Me in Thailand - Wow, a night out and no sh_ts the next day.

Edited March 20, 2012 by dean999

[beerchang]

Mother-in-law to daughter ...."You should have married a Thai man!"

Edited March 20, 2012 by beerchang

[connda]

Thai bar girl: "You too old for me. I no like old man. Not even rich old man."

[beerchang]

Thai hawker on the beach...."I am going to ignore you"

[macksview]

farmer to daughter "dont go and sell yourself in pattaya, your five brothers will knuckle down and get jobs in samut prakan at a factory to help the family"

[beerchang]

Me to anyone...."Beer, for me? No thank you!"

[beerchang]

farmer to daughter "dont go and sell yourself in pattaya, your five brothers will knuckle down and get jobs in samut prakan at a factory to help the family"

[connda]

Yingluck - It's nice to see a full room of people when i speak.

Male TV member: "Darn Dean999. What a sexist avatar!"

Female TV member: "Darn Dean999. I wish I had a set of jugs like that to put my flowers in."

Edited March 20, 2012 by connda

[beerchang]

Some TV forum members...."I know nothing!"

[beerchang]

Yingluck - It's nice to see a full room of people when i speak.

Male TV member: "Darn Dean999. What a sexist avatar!"

Female TV member: "Darn Dean999. I wish I had a set of jugs like that to put my flowers in."

I wanna know where he got that picture of my wife!

[connda]

Begger on Loi Kroh in Chiang Mai: "No thanks. I don't need anymore money. I've already made 2000 baht for the day."

[macksview]

Yingluck - It's nice to see a full room of people when i speak.

Male TV member: "Darn Dean999. What a sexist avatar!"

Female TV member: "Darn Dean999. I wish I had a set of jugs like that to put my flowers in."

I wanna know where he got that picture of my wife!

yours mate she told me i was the first