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Ugly Fat People Fearful For Sex Lives As Government Proposes Minimum Alcohol Price

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The UK government is proposing a minimum price of 40p per unit of alcohol in England and Wales in an effort to stamp out ugly and fat people having sex.

Ministers say the proposal would help cut down on the number of people who are admitted to hospital as a result of chewing off their own arms after waking up next to a hideous freak with no recollection of how they got there.

Prime Minister David Cameron said the government wanted to reverse a drinking culture that last year contributed to millions of alcohol-related sexual encounters that at least one of the participants deeply regrets.

Mr Cameron said: “Binge drinking accounts for virtually all incidents involving ugly people having sex.”

“The fallout from this spreads nausea and regret throughout our communities.”

http://newsthump.com/2012/03/23/ugly-fat-people-fearful-for-sex-lives-as-government-proposes-minimum-alcohol-price/

dam_n!

The server cocked up my reply.

Tourism from UK to Thailand will increase by 400% over the next three years.

Geez, Boater, are you STILL reading those papers from the bottom of the news stand? You know, the ones that say space aliens are landing in Hyde Park disguised as British Bobbies.

We have primetime TV programmes convincing Joe Public as well. Its that bulldog spirit Ian....hope you got yer wings...we'll need all the help we can get!

I blame the electric companies for the rise in alcohol consumption. Far too efficient....never needed booze when we had regular blackouts...

If ugly people have less sex than perhaps there will be more beautiful people, per capita, eventually. Not a bad thing. ;)

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