You have been a VERY naughty boy.

What needs to be done about that? Hmm?!

Sorry Cap'n, care to explain?

As in naughtier than usual?

The mind boggles.

Tell us more !!

(Can't be bothered to search it out myself)

Tutsiiiiiiiiii ...where are you?

Ms eek...I adore you and why do you torment and persecute me so? you have beautiful legs that anyone would agree...and my AC bill is thru the roof as I stay under the covers in avoidance of the world at large as the reality of things in general is too much to bear...

oh, sbk please help me...and I will come to BKK for a whipping session to satisfy any requirement for punishment so long as I get to lick the inside of them thighs...oatmeal...oatmeal with raisins...oh, lawd...

(there was a bolivian president named Melgarejo who hid under the large 'pollera' petticoats of an indigenous woman to escape murderous political opponents and I thought that Ms eek could help me in this regard as I know that they shall be coming for me soon...)

and I never did nothin' other than to admire female beauty...and, oh, boo hoo...and I always thought that my observations in the food section were always very helpful...

Ms eek...I adore you and why do you torment and persecute me so? you have beautiful legs that anyone would agree...and my AC bill is thru the roof as I stay under the covers in avoidance of the world at large as the reality of things in general is too much to take...

oh, sbk please help me...and I will come to BKK for a whipping session to satisfy any requirement for punishment so long as I get to lick the inside of them thighs...oatmeal...oatmeal with raisins...oh, lawd...

This thread will become pointless without pictures.

and then the little niece and the 15, 16 and 17 y.o. nieces stand together unsmiling with arms folded and hips cocked...and then I know that this is a conspiracy...

Ms eek...I adore you and why do you torment and persecute me so? you have beautiful legs that anyone would agree...and my AC bill is thru the roof as I stay under the covers in avoidance of the world at large as the reality of things in general is too much to take...

oh, sbk please help me...and I will come to BKK for a whipping session to satisfy any requirement for punishment so long as I get to lick the inside of them thighs...oatmeal...oatmeal with raisins...oh, lawd...

This thread will become pointless without pictures.

check out them gams in the ladies forum...

Stop slobbering Tuts. It's undignified in a man as old as you...

Stop slobbering Tuts. It's undignified in a man as old as you...

I know, I know...if this was Derby then I could handle things better...the east midlands has a sobering effect...I blame my nieces and the fact that they are so beautiful...when I married the wife didn't say nothin' but they are all at least as beautiful as her and she modestly mentioned that in her day she was the most beautiful woman in town...

an unsuspecting falang in clown shorts and a baseball cap tottering towards the market...with the niece entourage there is awe and silence and only the clink of vodka boddles is heard...

Ms eek, are you there? I don't care about the oatmeal but I would like to become intimate with the inside of your splendid falang girl thighs...and then there were outrageously beautiful Vietnamese women that gave me massages at 0700 hrs in the morning while waiting for our transportation...and I would buy them sweet pears and avocados and expect nothing in return (I have erectile dysfunction and don't want to complicate things)...and thinking about Ms eek's splendid thighs should not be subjected to opprobrium in my judgement...

please help me out here as harsh punishment is being recommended...sbk is my pal and with the whip she shall say: 'it will only hurt a little bit, tutsi...' but sbk is a fellow american and eek is scottish and I fear that she will get midieval on my ass with a horrible MacBeth type scenario...

You're inviting a cauldron of bubbles with that last comment tutsi.

Just imagine it....sbk...eek...and boo....!

Tustsi, im not a hard soul, so instead, for your physical and mental well being, i think that it should be compulsory for you to wear a blindfold for a while, particularly when perusing the local markets. After a suitable period, some mild rehabilitation measures should be employed to integrated you back into the real world.

Ive seen through your sbk whipping fantasy plea, as im sure most have. You may of course eat oatmeal, but too much may bung you up.

....on second thoughts, that may be a good thing.

Dear oh dear.

now tutsi becomes the TV whipping boy...hey! my local market is my patch an' I get to stare at the local wimmin as much as I want!! and they are all very friendly to the kind old falang with the walking stick and the old panama hat...

I had to chew my arms off to resist the temptation to throw a one liner in here. Luckily, they grew back...

I've read some of my other posts on other forums and I now believe that people think that I am 'inappropriate ' with my nieces...it's nothing of the sort; we live in a large extended rural family and I watch them grow up and despair...my favorite girl ran off 3 years ago with her boyfriend when I thought that she would be a good girl and stay in school and she broke my heart...now, the other nieces have observed and reckon: 'uncle tutsi is just a big baby and needs emotional protection...'...and the little niece is 9 already and I know that when I go off to work and return she will no longer give me a kiss and a cuddle...her older cousins still help me and go to the market and buy me vodka but now they know about boys and have teenaged wariness when I just say: 'I'm not going to touch you indecently! I'm your uncle tutsi for buddha's sake and I'm in pain!, cannot you see?...'

so, Ms eek, you are an adult and are fair game...and what excuse to you have for parading around with bare thighs like that? and you know that you have nice legs and like to show them off and nothing wrong with that...but it is tutsi that now bears the pain for your excesses and tutsi is in pain already!...

oh, boo hoo...and now the employers want me to go back to work and they don't unnerstand...

just like Bukowski's 'Tales of ordinary madness' but he was in goddam LA <deleted> and could get all the mexican food that he wanted!

and a warning to all that find themselves in my situation...when my favorite niece developed very attractive front and rear protuberances when she was 15 I said: 'uh oh...' and then my wife just looked at her and looked at me and shrugged...as she knew that the niece would be a siren and that the result was inevitable...'like I told you tuts, you're dealing with the most beautiful women in the district and you are quite obviously out of your element...'

and now the others lay about in languid country girl fashion in little shorts with lots of brown adolescent flesh and I then flap about and ask about their homework and success at school and then they just stare into their mobile phones...probably thinking about uncle tutsi's participation in the purchase of the next one...

unfortunately all very predictable...

Oh hell..a box and Pandora has just sprung to mind..

naw...I can handle Pandora and her BS...it's the thai adolescent country girls that are unmanagable...

the favorite niece she showed off her stuff (fully clothed in tight clothing) and said: 'you like that uncle tutsi?...' and I had to admit that it was pretty nice but I said: 'thou wanton, all this will come to no good...please stay in school...' and sure enough she married some country slob and now they and their new baby have nothing and I worry...

she's a beautiful girl (very dark but exotically beautiful and her smile melts my heart) and if well educated she could marry anyone that she wanted but, noooo...now the <deleted> will probably leave her and she'll end up working in a bar as she fcuked up and is too proud to return to the family...and I remember her as a skinny 9 y.o. bean pole with a kiss and a hug and it breaks my heart...

Tutsi, someone has to say this and it's better coming from a friend then otherwise....

<deleted> were you doing in the ladies forum?

And another thing...

Why do the ladies let guys post in their forum.... yes I'm going raise a moderation issue and dam_n the consequences...

Keep Tutsi and his ilk out of the ladies forum and this would NOT have happened.

Tutsi, someone has to say this and it's better coming from a friend then otherwise....

<deleted> were you doing in the ladies forum?

And another thing...

Why do the ladies let guys post in their forum.... yes I'm going raise a moderation issue and dam_n the consequences...

Keep Tutsi and his ilk out of the ladies forum and this would NOT have happened.

scead...it's all about 'freedom of expression' and this is a western forum...and yes I know that I shouldn't have been in the ladies forum but then someone posted lewd and pornographic photos of a lady's thighs and

and then a scapegoat was required and you know the rest...and then I wanted to brag about my beautiful sexy niece who loves her uncle tutsi and all hell then broke loose...

I'm a long term supporter of you Tutsi...

Sceadugenga of Chiang Rai, by the Nine Gods he swore

That the great house of Tutsi should suffer wrong no more.

​And you know what happened to

Lars Porsena don't you?

He wuz lucky there were no women on that bridge.

But here's a little more Macaulay to cheer you up....

"To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late;

And how can man die better than facing fearful odds,

For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods?".

I know scead, I know and you know that I mean no disrespect but I'm being set up here...there is a PC witches plot to bring down tutsiwarrior and poor old eek was the patsy...my mistake was wandering into the ladies forum and the photo of her splendid thighs...and then the comparison with the nieces brown adolescent flesh which was impossible to avoid...

but, people have to respect my artistic license and ultimate sacrifice!!

https://www.google.c...gD4LprQeWsK3YDQ

All has been said much more in sorrow than in anger Tutsi, I realise that those suffering from... err.. what you said... a certain unwanted flexibility... would occasionally seek refuge in the ladies forum to avoid the hurley burley of discussion with real unafflicted men.

Your mistake was assuming that a gentle nature is associated with the fair sex; an admiring glance at a set of legs, along with a harmless compliment has seen you laid low.

Alas poor Tutsi, we knew him well....

Edit: I see you have learned nothing from your experience, the usage of the adjective old in connection with eek is very likely to cause more pain.

Im not a PC witch, so dont be a b...

You know as well as i do, you are tickled kitty pink by a good old fashioned scolding.

Take it like a man Tutsi!

A flashback of the closing titles of Benny Hill has just crossed my mind.

(Im still trying to work out if tutsi is a harmless sweet misunderstood old man...or something more sinister..... )

'take it like a man'? famous last words and to anyone that knows me; I just want to be under the covers or with one of the nieces kneading my shoulders and saying: 'do you feel better now, uncle tuts?'

but, Ms eek is OK as anyone with legs like that and likes to show them off can't be PC and a bad person...but there are others who hiss in the background and wait...

and with regard to 'old' it wouldn't matter the age at all with legs like that...

jesus christ! why am I having to defend myself???...oh, I love you Ms eek just like many others on the forum who would kill to lay next to your magnificent gams...and I wouldn't care about a million asian ladies, etc, etc...

oh, I just woke up and the market is closed and now I have to go back to bed...(there was an ex back in the 70s who was an unsatiable wanton who would say: 'go back to bed? I would like to go back to bed too...' and then people wonder at tutsi's emotional problems...'oh, it's just too much to take...' her: 'please shut up and give me yer wiener...')

blame the heat.

Its getting to us all.