Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1tBhsyL2E

Don't know why the text went small above, but such is life.

Now there are lot's of loopy laws on the books around the place, I believe it is illegal in Idaho to make a duck quacking sound after 6pm...

But most of these loopy laws are archaic, does anyone think there is really a demand amongst the Islamic Egyptians for such a ..priviledge?

What about sex before marriage?

Will that still be illegal even within six hours of death?

How do they define death? Just as with chickens, people's organs can still function some time after brain death; in the case of a few of the expats in Isaan, for many years...

I imagine that young ladies who's bodies are ravaged by spirits could find themselves in trouble.

Anyway, Necronx, thanks for that useful piece of news.

Now, about the shinty...

SC

^ No Shinty, there will be none of that.

I want to make it absolutley clear that this thread is entirely and solely for the proponents, the completely neutral, and those against both the idea and practice of necrophilia to discuss the concept, it's practical problems and the proposed implimentation as outlined in the news article in a safe and non judgemental environment.

As outlined, I am drawn to the 6 hour rule.

Is this hard and fast? Does it refer to the start or the finish of the act?

Is it a practical consraint perhaps due to the cooling of the ..err... partner?

If so, would the ambient local temperature make a difference? Would there, for arguments sake be a case for extending this time limit in the tropics and reducing it in cooler places like, say, Belgium or ...Norway?

This has been known in Thailand, but there it's sex for the monks, not the bereaved.

Don't know why the text went small above, but such is life.

Now there are lot's of loopy laws on the books around the place, I believe it is illegal in Idaho to make a duck quacking sound after 6pm...

But most of these loopy laws are archaic, does anyone think there is really a demand amongst the Islamic Egyptians for such a ..priviledge?

Just more insanity from some Islamic cleric.

Necron, I have had the problem with the small print. Here is the way I solved it:

When you have copied something on your little mouse thingie and then are attempting to paste it somewhere else you will see the choice of "Paste" or "Paste as plain text". Sometimes if you simply "Paste" it will come out as yours did. When that happens, simply delete your paste and re-paste choosing "Paste as plain text".

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Example: Copy using "Paste as plain text.

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1tDSjjWi_

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Viola, problem solved. I hope my technical jargon didn't confuse any of our more erudite readers.

Hmmm so you take a member of the clergy along with you to make your proposal....if she declines you can murder her, marry her and then consummate the marriage straight after.

These strange foreign customs eh?

From the OP's article in the DM :

The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported

Please explain how the latter part can be carried out - unless the husband died in a most embarrassing condition.

From the OP's article in the DM :

The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported

Please explain how the latter part can be carried out - unless the husband died in a most embarrassing condition.

It would make a great advert for Viagra, though, eh?

SC

From the OP's article in the DM :

The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported

Please explain how the latter part can be carried out - unless the husband died in a most embarrassing condition.

It would make a great advert for Viagra, though, eh?

SC

Disturbing and useless fun fact ... http://news.softpedia.com/news/Dead-Men-Can-Really-Have-Erection-Sometimes-They-Ejaculate-too-77649.shtml

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Don't know why the text went small above, but such is life.

Fixed.

From the OP's article in the DM :

The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported

Please explain how the latter part can be carried out - unless the husband died in a most embarrassing condition.

It would make a great advert for Viagra, though, eh?

SC

Disturbing and useless fun fact ... http://news.softpedi...too-77649.shtml

The guy who wrote that article must be Indian.

Don't know why the text went small above, but such is life.

Fixed.

I hope you washed your hands afterwards...

Disturbing and useless fun fact ... http://news.softpedi...too-77649.shtml

I can just see a man leaving a last message for his wife, "Now you just get right under there, sweetie; I haven't finished with you yet!"

I've shagged a few in my life that I thought were dead. Though they always managed to arise from the dead and go home.

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Not in relationship terms they aren't!!

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

The voice of experience? Manage to what purpose?

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Not in relationship terms they aren't!!

There's nothing worse than fresh corpses in the closet. Especially week-old fresh corpses. Its enough to make you run the air conditioning...

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Not in relationship terms they aren't!!

There's nothing worse than fresh corpses in the closet. Especially week-old fresh corpses. Its enough to make you run the air conditioning...

You is gross.

I speak of 2-hour expiration period only....simply a limited window.

One needs to extend some decorum.

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Not in relationship terms they aren't!!

There's nothing worse than fresh corpses in the closet. Especially week-old fresh corpses. Its enough to make you run the air conditioning...

You is gross.

I speak of 2-hour expiration period only....simply a limited window.

One needs to extend some decorum.

Exactly, if they run with this a certain level of good taste and dignity must be maintained.

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Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Not in relationship terms they aren't!!

There's nothing worse than fresh corpses in the closet. Especially week-old fresh corpses. Its enough to make you run the air conditioning...

Well, if you've nothing constructive to say, why bother posting?

I can see ZZaa's point though - fresh corpses are certainly easier to come by...

Although there is another thread where a chap is seeking advice on digging up a couple of close friends

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/550793-why-is-it-so-difficult-to-find-a-good-friend-in-thailand/page__st__400#entry5270694

SC

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Not in relationship terms they aren't!!

There's nothing worse than fresh corpses in the closet. Especially week-old fresh corpses. Its enough to make you run the air conditioning...

You is gross.

I speak of 2-hour expiration period only....simply a limited window.

One needs to extend some decorum.

I've had to clean up the remains of a few shootings in my time. Never a pleasant experience although cathartic to a degree in making them presentable to family.

Unfortunately the wails can usually be heard as we tuck into our late night curry delivery. Between that and the Heckler and Hock toting policemen it is a surreal experience yes...

Fresh corpses are much easier to manage than skeletal remains.

Not in relationship terms they aren't!!

There's nothing worse than fresh corpses in the closet. Especially week-old fresh corpses. Its enough to make you run the air conditioning...

I've had to clean up the remains of a few shootings in my time. Never a pleasant experience although cathartic to a degree in making them presentable to family.

Unfortunately the wails can usually be heard as we tuck into our late night curry delivery. Between that and the Heckler and Koch toting policemen it is a surreal experience yes...

Look at this!!

I'm updating my avatar!

http://www.heckler-koch.com/en/products.html

Don't know why the text went small above, but such is life.

Now there are lot's of loopy laws on the books around the place, I believe it is illegal in Idaho to make a duck quacking sound after 6pm...

But most of these loopy laws are archaic, does anyone think there is really a demand amongst the Islamic Egyptians for such a ..priviledge?

does anyone believe the shit the Daily Mail presents daily?

Don't know why the text went small above, but such is life.

Now there are lot's of loopy laws on the books around the place, I believe it is illegal in Idaho to make a duck quacking sound after 6pm...

But most of these loopy laws are archaic, does anyone think there is really a demand amongst the Islamic Egyptians for such a ..priviledge?

does anyone believe the shit the Daily Mail presents daily?

Why Naam, are you suggesting a reputable media organization would print an untruth?

Shame on you.

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Don't know why the text went small above, but such is life.

Now there are lot's of loopy laws on the books around the place, I believe it is illegal in Idaho to make a duck quacking sound after 6pm...

But most of these loopy laws are archaic, does anyone think there is really a demand amongst the Islamic Egyptians for such a ..priviledge?

does anyone believe the shit the Daily Mail presents daily?

Why Naam, are you suggesting a reputable media organization would print an untruth?

Shame on you.

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Presumably the legislation was just clarifying something that, till that time, was open to interpretation, and had perhaps caused uncertainty or consternation.

For example, if one's wife died during intercourse, did one have to stop mid-stroke?

If one thought one's wife was merely pretending to be asleep, by way of discouragement...

I am sure lots of us can sleep easier in our beds knowing exactly where we stand (so to speak).

SC

The Mail missed the whole story , being that the necro husbands shall be buried with the corpse . Burning husbands ?

The Mail missed the whole story , being that the necro husbands shall be buried with the corpse . Burning husbands ?

That's certainly made us sit up and take notice!

Presumably the six hours is intended to give a bit of leeway to be sure it was not an accident or misunderstanding...

SC

The Mail missed the whole story , being that the necro husbands shall be buried with the corpse . Burning husbands ?

That's certainly made us sit up and take notice!

Presumably the six hours is intended to give a bit of leeway to be sure it was not an accident or misunderstanding...

SC

Yip , the hubby would probably need a crow bar by then ( To break into the coffin I mean ) .