khall64au Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Oops.... Kayo I forgot about my previous posts DON'T BEAT ME MASTER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Oops.... Kayo I forgot about my previous posts DON'T BEAT ME MASTER!!! You know you love it really Khall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 The Kayo Mass Reply Part One.... (i´m in a bit of a rush, but I couldn´t resist coming on here... ) Nothing New, patrons are trying to shag each other, I've worked my through the available virgins and apparently i'm looking fat and red... cheeky buggers! Maybe i need to go on a murderous killing spree to get myself back into shape? Not many virgins in 'ere anyway wolfie... if going on a murderous killing spree makes you happy, then feel free, I will distribute garlic to those I want kept alive.. Do I get to stay???? You lot really do make me laugh!Thankyou for that Kayo Behind the stage (thank you kayo for bringing back your avatar I like it so much... ) What time can we meet backstage... I´m dying for a shag. Kayo your proposal is so little tempting... I know that we will enjoy under the sheets regardless of the way you propose to me... However even though we will have just a lust relationship your proposition lack mystery and gallantry...is too simple and basic... I know this is sound hypocritic but as a woman I need some courting and some interents needs to be shown by you...because i want to know that i worth the trouble...even when we both know that lust is what holds us together... So kayo die or try to survive by proposing yourself to another female Look here you... Either you want to shag me... Or you don´t... I´m a busy man, you see... I don´t have time to be dillying and dallying about with NUANCES That told you! No, Glauka my dear, i need your assistance with something... please come over to this dark corner with me for a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Well, I for one would love the "Hersheys Kisses on the pillow" routine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Hmmmm....a warm, fuzzy, fluffy-bunny chick thread. I'm in the wrong place..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Oops.... Kayo I forgot about my previous posts DON'T BEAT ME MASTER!!! Where's my scrambled eggs...??? totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 he Kayo Mass Reply Part two.. Really running out of time here folks... I know this is sound hypocritic but as a woman I need some courting and some interents needs to be shown by you... Bloody women.. always have to make things so complicated... totster Hence I KISS... Keep it sweet and simple.... Clean the toilets??? Wanna come help me? My word wolfie.. you must be desperate if you are after the teabags Blood supply is running low, we have to improvise just keep talking like that wolfie... me and Kayo are in charge of your blood supply and suprisingly but true Kayo is not around... so if you don´t want to drink cow blood stop trying to kill me and keep saying compliments to me... You lot really do make me laugh! Thankyou for that Kayo I am so glad you are back. Things have been dull without you. And Kayo has gotten outta hand, you really need to keep him on a leash, ya know. Dull, oh my! Kayo out of hand again!! A leash indeed. Maybe I should lock him in the cupboard again ICEY CHAIN ME TO YOUR BED ............... (again ) what... Is everybody gone off to read that soppy story about the most romantic man in the world routine.... Crap... should never have posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 he Kayo Mass Reply Part two.. Really running out of time here folks... I know this is sound hypocritic but as a woman I need some courting and some interents needs to be shown by you... Bloody women.. always have to make things so complicated... totster Hence I KISS... Keep it sweet and simple.... Clean the toilets??? Wanna come help me? My word wolfie.. you must be desperate if you are after the teabags Blood supply is running low, we have to improvise just keep talking like that wolfie... me and Kayo are in charge of your blood supply and suprisingly but true Kayo is not around... so if you don´t want to drink cow blood stop trying to kill me and keep saying compliments to me... You lot really do make me laugh! Thankyou for that Kayo I am so glad you are back. Things have been dull without you. And Kayo has gotten outta hand, you really need to keep him on a leash, ya know. Dull, oh my! Kayo out of hand again!! A leash indeed. Maybe I should lock him in the cupboard again ICEY CHAIN ME TO YOUR BED ............... (again ) what... Is everybody gone off to read that soppy story about the most romantic man in the world routine.... Crap... should never have posted it. I went off to read other threads instead but now you mention it I might just take a glance Yes... What time will this be? I've lost count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the another thread and I could not cut myself loose Now somebody somewhere mentioned that magical word SAMBUKA That's all I can remember WHERE IS THE BOTTLE? Don't tell me it's all gone or I'm off Where is Dr.PP, he's got to be in here somewhere. Why is there never a therapist around when you need one..... should have bought my own That big armchair oin the corner looks comfy.... thats not Bloodstains on it though is it??? OMG is Woolfie still here, I thought he would have had his quota by now, and for goodness sake get that American Football off the telly, there's a big English cup match on.... no takers, Oh I will just do it myself..... there thats better Now where's my Sambuka... Redrus, not much you don't know about booze, has someone hidden it. Oh please please find it for me I'm gagging here!!! Is Lovejoy still in the house, I'm on that chair blood or no blood if he's still lurking. Right where's the talent????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Now somebody somewhere mentioned that magical word SAMBUKA That's all I can remember In the mossie thread that was.... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Scrambled eggs, smoked salmon, toast, bloody maries coming up. Plus a nice little watermelon juice for vitamins. Sorry sambucca cannot be found, was (as totster said) rubbed over exposed body parts to deter mozzies. Seems to have worked. By the way the sun is shining.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the another thread and I could not cut myself loose Now somebody somewhere mentioned that magical word SAMBUKA That's all I can remember WHERE IS THE BOTTLE? Don't tell me it's all gone or I'm off Where is Dr.PP, he's got to be in here somewhere. Why is there never a therapist around when you need one..... should have bought my own That big armchair oin the corner looks comfy.... thats not Bloodstains on it though is it??? OMG is Woolfie still here, I thought he would have had his quota by now, and for goodness sake get that American Football off the telly, there's a big English cup match on.... no takers, Oh I will just do it myself..... there thats better Now where's my Sambuka... Redrus, not much you don't know about booze, has someone hidden it. Oh please please find it for me I'm gagging here!!! Is Lovejoy still in the house, I'm on that chair blood or no blood if he's still lurking. Right where's the talent????? Sambuka? Not like I know anything about that stuff though Not sure who is in the house today though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glauka Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 (edited) Maybe i need to go on a murderous killing spree to get myself back into shape? Not many virgins in 'ere anyway wolfie... if going on a murderous killing spree makes you happy, then feel free, I will distribute garlic to those I want kept alive.. Do I get to stay???? Behind the stage (thank you kayo for bringing back your avatar I like it so much... : What time can we meet backstage... I´m dying for a shag. Kayo your proposal is so little tempting... I know that we will enjoy under the sheets regardless of the way you propose to me... However even though we will have just a lust relationship your proposition lack mystery and gallantry...is too simple and basic... I know this is sound hypocritic but as a woman I need some courting and some interents needs to be shown by you...because i want to know that i worth the trouble...even when we both know that lust is what holds us together... So kayo die or try to survive by proposing yourself to another female Look here you... Either you want to shag me... Or you don´t... I´m a busy man, you see... I don´t have time to be dillying and dallying about with NUANCES I have always though that most of the times i am writing in English but it seems that I am writing in ARABIC!!! When you say that you are a busy man--- and you are dying for a shag i join those two statements together, and one thing comes to my mind...SPEED/RAPIDITY So is not just that you won´t be a little gentleman-like but you will alleviate yourself with me...I will be like a toilet where you go to relieve your needs... tempting Kayo very Tempting.... The man in your little link is just ...too soapy for my taste... I think you don´t understand the difference between being a gentleman and treat women with gallantry and being corny and a pain in the neck... So maybe you should take a lesson...for a Don Juan you don´t have much idea about seduction... Anyway I have a theory... After all these months knowing each other you have more or less figured out the kind of girl I am so you just post and propose certain things to me " PARA HACERME RABIAR" ( in english could be somenthig like "make me cross") Edited January 13, 2006 by Glauka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Ooh La La, Glauka. A bit heavy for mid-morning Europe. Any way the sun is over the yardarm and i suggest a little aperitif. Whats your poison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glauka Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 it is ? Oh I did not mean to be rude or heavy... My bosses are annoying me so maybe i have not though about how people could interpret my words.... Kayo Now I am all yours... So do you need to clean your shoes, bathroom, buy cigarettes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I've finished with this Bloody Mary, could i possibly trouble you for a Bloody Mandy, or a Bloody Sarah or something similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I've finished with this Bloody Mary, could i possibly trouble you for a Bloody Mandy, or a Bloody Sarah or something similar? There's a bottle of Bloody H#ll in the cupboard Wolfie..... would that be OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glauka Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 For being so rude to Kayo I have decided to not post here for a 2 days... Also totster you don´t need to pay me my month salary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 For being so rude to Kayo I have decided to not post here for a 2 days... No need to be so dramatic... Also totster you don´t need to pay me my month salary... Um .. thats good... all work is voluntary unpaid anyway... with certain perks, such as free garlic.. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 well, I guess as it is quite late in the twopics that i have to announce that i am taking 2 weeks (unpaid) leave to go to Mombasa, Kenya to get some sun with my mum, sis and brother. I have left the melon dancing in the capable hands of Icey, the bloody mary mix (don't forget the celery salt) in woofies capable paws, and the usual cleaning up down to Glauka. I shall come back tanned and lean, as was initially stated in my contract. With a few freckles thrown in for good luck... May be able to do a last boogie later on this evening/early morning... Kisses and wais and whatever (as she takes her standing ovation...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Guy's, has anyone seen my car.?? I left it outside leant against the lamp post. Its not a big problem as I'm not planning on leaving yet but, I might do one day..... redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Guy's, has anyone seen my car.?? I left it outside leant against the lamp post. Its not a big problem as I'm not planning on leaving yet but, I might do one day..... redrus Was it the one with the sunvisor that said Redrus and Sharon, also two fluffy dice hanging from the interior mirror? OMG that wasn't yours Red was it?..........Only when I went to throw up outside I saw a couple of guys eying it up and I said that if they liked it that much they could have it for 20 baht!! Looks like I owe you 20 baht. Sorry Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Guy's, has anyone seen my car.?? I left it outside leant against the lamp post. Its not a big problem as I'm not planning on leaving yet but, I might do one day..... redrus Was it the one with the sunvisor that said Redrus and Sharon, also two fluffy dice hanging from the interior mirror? OMG that wasn't yours Red was it?..........Only when I went to throw up outside I saw a couple of guys eying it up and I said that if they liked it that much they could have it for 20 baht!! Looks like I owe you 20 baht. Sorry Red I'll go with the fluffy dice but, Sharon jeez. Ref have a word, yellow card.... You go to the bar and get something strong to mask your sicky breath and, we'll call it quits...... 20baht. I payed more than that for the dice. redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I've finished with this Bloody Mary, could i possibly trouble you for a Bloody Mandy, or a Bloody Sarah or something similar? :D As for the rest of it.. well.... Don´t worry tots, she tried to strike when in my harem too... She´ll get over it when she realises she has no friends outside, and will start to miss us.... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 sung to the tune of i will survive (idea stolen from the joke's forum) i'm back from outa town whats wrong with glauka why is she wearing a big frown did she slip when dancing from the pips from patsys act or is she huffing because kayo has not shown any tact glauka,we need supplies crisps and beer and liqour and wolfies heart and kidney pies werent you the one who asked if you could clean the bogs i walk through the back door and the place has gone to the dogs no no just mop the floor i had just one beer any chance of anymore rus should have changed that empty keg but insted he went to pee i am thirsty and can't wait so i'll borrow totsters keys it took all the strength i had just to move the keg the floor is slippy with alex' goo i nearly broke my leg there's a pile of empty virgins that look like the undead 4 meters high why can't wolfie just eat thai someone can add another couple of verse's if they want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibebop Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Everytime I come back here ten new pages have been added. What the fck is going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 off to africa tomorrow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Everytime I come back here ten new pages have been added. What the fck is going on? Just grab yourself a beer ...and a therapist..... and take to the couch. All will become clear eventualy Thaibebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibebop Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Everytime I come back here ten new pages have been added. What the fck is going on? Just grab yourself a beer, Okay, I like beer ...and a therapist I don't like them ..... and take to the couch. Does it have the big extra soft cushions? All will become clear eventualy Thaibebop I think Jim Hensen said it best when he said, "Hey, anybody got any aspirin, I think I got a cold?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Lovejoy, there is another version on the Jokes thread wich is funny too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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