Has Romney released the long form of his birth certificate verifying he is not a unicorn?

Will Romney submit to a DNA test to prove he isn't a unicorn?

Be clear only humans can be presidents of the United States. Unicorns are not allowed, sorry.

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The mittromneyisaunicorn­.com campaign came about because Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett, citing allegations that the birth certificate President Obama released is a fraud, threatened to take the incumbent off the ballot.

Obviously, the likelihood that Romney is a fanciful equine is no more plausible than the claim that Obama was born in Africa. So why is the unicorn fair game? Because Romney has made it so.

As of today, I have decided to join up with my fellow patriot Americans who wish to honor the constitution in its no unicorn presidents policy. So I am now a CORNER. It's a slippery slope, you know. First it's unicorns in the white house and the next thing you know a stapler will want to be president.

He isn't a unicorn? Too bad, a unicorn would be an improvement over what we have now.

Obviously, the likelihood that Romney is a fanciful equine is no more plausible than the claim that Obama was born in Africa.

Really? I believe Obama was born in Hawaii, but that quote above is ridiculous. The chances of a human being a mythical creature are the same as someone with an African father being born in Africa? Uh, no, not by a long shot.

Only a virgin can catch one. Who's volunteering?

He isn't a unicorn? Too bad, a unicorn would be an improvement over what we have now.

Obviously, the likelihood that Romney is a fanciful equine is no more plausible than the claim that Obama was born in Africa.

Really? I believe Obama was born in Hawaii, but that quote above is ridiculous. The chances of a human being a mythical creature are the same as someone with an African father being born in Africa? Uh, no, not by a long shot.

Not someone. Obama. Obama was born in HAWAII. That is a FACT. Thus there is the same chance that Obama was born in Africa that Romney is a unicorn. The corners are an apt rebuttal to the absurd (and let's face it -- racist) birther movement.

He isn't a unicorn? Too bad, a unicorn would be an improvement over what we have now.

Obviously, the likelihood that Romney is a fanciful equine is no more plausible than the claim that Obama was born in Africa.

Really? I believe Obama was born in Hawaii, but that quote above is ridiculous. The chances of a human being a mythical creature are the same as someone with an African father being born in Africa? Uh, no, not by a long shot.

Not someone. Obama. Obama was born in HAWAII. That is a FACT. Thus there is the same chance that Obama was born in Africa that Romney is a unicorn. The corners are an apt rebuttal to the absurd (and let's face it -- racist) birther movement.

Are you calling Donald Trump a racist? Interesting.

I can provide a biography of Obama's seen by him, approved by him, used by his publisher for over 15 years that states he was born in Kenya (that's a country in Africa, not a town in Hawaii). Now, please provide me with anything where Romney claims to be a unicorn.

He isn't a unicorn? Too bad, a unicorn would be an improvement over what we have now.

Obviously, the likelihood that Romney is a fanciful equine is no more plausible than the claim that Obama was born in Africa.

Really? I believe Obama was born in Hawaii, but that quote above is ridiculous. The chances of a human being a mythical creature are the same as someone with an African father being born in Africa? Uh, no, not by a long shot.

Not someone. Obama. Obama was born in HAWAII. That is a FACT. Thus there is the same chance that Obama was born in Africa that Romney is a unicorn. The corners are an apt rebuttal to the absurd (and let's face it -- racist) birther movement.

Are you calling Donald Trump a racist? Interesting.

I can provide a biography of Obama's seen by him, approved by him, used by his publisher for over 15 years that states he was born in Kenya (that's a country in Africa, not a town in Hawaii). Now, please provide me with anything where Romney claims to be a unicorn.

Gotcha.

Obama's birth in Hawaii was published in the BIRTHS section of a major Hawaii newspaper. Did they expect him to be president someday and decided to hatch a grand conspiracy the moment he popped out?

Yes I do think Trump is a racist as is the entire bogus "birther" movement. Romney acted in a disgusting manner sucking up to birther Trump. Of course black people won't vote for him anyway, that's what he figures.

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Of course black people won't vote for him anyway, that's what he figures.

Of course they won't. 90% of black voters are of the same mind and will vote for the Democrat no matter what. If that Democrat is black, 95% will vote for him. Even if he supports same sex marriage which black churches condemn they'll still vote for the Democrat because that's just what they do. So, since there are no votes to win by offering blacks anything, why bother?

Obama's birth in Hawaii was published in the BIRTHS section of a major Hawaii newspaper. Did they expect him to be president someday and decided to hatch a grand conspiracy the moment he popped out?

Even if the odds are 10,000,000,000 to 1, that's still much more likely than Romney being a unicorn.

Close enough for government work ...

Only a virgin can catch one. Who's volunteering?

Careful, there, IB. You don't want to get backed into a CORNER...

Only a virgin can catch one. Who's volunteering?

Careful, there, IB. You don't want to get backed into a CORNER...

I'm a virgin of sorts. But I do like sushi.

Not to leave you UKers out of the fun.

1 in 10 Brits think David Cameron could be an alien

Not to leave you UKers out of the fun.

1 in 10 Brits think David Cameron could be an alien

He went to Eton and did PPE at Oxford. He's certainly an alien to most of the UK population.

Has Romney released the long form of his birth certificate verifying he is not a unicorn?

Will Romney submit to a DNA test to prove he isn't a unicorn?

Well, looks like the Romney campaign has put this issue to rest quickly. Guess they learned from Obama mishandling of his own birth certificate. Over the weekend the Romney campaign released this:

Are you calling Donald Trump a racist? Interesting.

I can provide a biography of Obama's seen by him, approved by him, used by his publisher for over 15 years that states he was born in Kenya (that's a country in Africa, not a town in Hawaii). Now, please provide me with anything where Romney claims to be a unicorn.

and in his approval of the biography Obama admitted and added in hand writing that he was christened a Muslim in Mombasa's Church of Earlier Days Saints, performed for many years secretly hajj, has passed all islamic clerical examinations summa cum laude and was annointed Ayatollah with the power to issue fatwas against unicorns.

Has Romney released the long form of his birth certificate verifying he is not a unicorn?

Will Romney submit to a DNA test to prove he isn't a unicorn?

Well, looks like the Romney campaign has put this issue to rest quickly. Guess they learned from Obama mishandling of his own birth certificate. Over the weekend the Romney campaign released this:

I knew this conclusive proof would result in silence from Romney opponents once they read the last line.

goodness gracious! first a Kenya born Muslim with a fake CV and in future perhaps (insha'allah) a former Mormon bishop wearing sexy underwear as President.

what crime did you Americans commit that the Almighty punishes you like this?

goodness gracious! first a Kenya born Muslim with a fake CV and in future perhaps (insha'allah) a former Mormon bishop wearing sexy underwear as President.

what crime did you Americans commit that the Almighty punishes you like this?

Mormon underwear = NOT sexy

Unicorn wear = SEXY

goodness gracious! first a Kenya born Muslim with a fake CV and in future perhaps (insha'allah) a former Mormon bishop wearing sexy underwear as President.

what crime did you Americans commit that the Almighty punishes you like this?

The twin sins of hubris and apathy.

goodness gracious! first a Kenya born Muslim with a fake CV and in future perhaps (insha'allah) a former Mormon bishop wearing sexy underwear as President.

what crime did you Americans commit that the Almighty punishes you like this?

Mormon underwear = NOT sexy

Unicorn wear = SEXY

what does unicorn wear look like???

goodness gracious! first a Kenya born Muslim with a fake CV and in future perhaps (insha'allah) a former Mormon bishop wearing sexy underwear as President.

what crime did you Americans commit that the Almighty punishes you like this?

Mormon underwear = NOT sexy

Unicorn wear = SEXY

what does unicorn wear look like???