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Heimy Goldstein dies and the next day his wfe Miriam calls the Times to post the obituary.

Heimy Goldstein passed away. Service at local Synagouge. all friends welcome to pay last respects. All welcome at home after the service.

Times guy says "That will be 250 pounds"

Oye Vay says Miriam, make it "Heimy has passed away. Local service tomorrow.

Times guy says, " That will be 150 pounds."

What's the cheapest I can get? says Miriam.

Times guy says, One line, five words for 50 pounds.

OK says Miriam, print this, "Heimy's dead, Volvo for sale"

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And it's good night from him.

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