"furious Masturbators" Flash Phuket Expat Motorist In Midday Moment Of Madness

[ajarnyai]

Amy,

The cops in Thailand are notoriously lazy so I'm not surprised they didn't even go to the scene of the crime to see if they were still there. I do agree with the cops that this is a small crime. Were you really that traumatized? I would find the whole thing hilarious considering the ridiculousness of the whole scene.

I goes against public decency for sure, but they didn't exactly hurt anyone.

[amyb]

stevehaigh, i speak thai, thanks. so i explained in thai what had just happened.

[steelepulse]

lol. i'm not offended by anything that anyone has posted on here. i was displeased with the police on that day, though.

I think it's pretty weak that a full name was used seeing as they have no intention to do anything about it.

[amyb]

Amy,

The cops in Thailand are notoriously lazy so I'm not surprised they didn't even go to the scene of the crime to see if they were still there. I do agree with the cops that this is a small crime. Were you really that traumatized? I would find the whole thing hilarious considering the ridiculousness of the whole scene.

I goes against public decency for sure, but they didn't exactly hurt anyone.

I wasn't traumatized, and the only reason this is even in the news is because a mate wrote it as his last story before he left said news paper.

[FOODLOVER]

“It was crazy. The men walked out of the jungle on the right-hand side of the road. They were naked and both were masturbating. As I got closer, I saw they were going at it furiously [sic] and one used his free hand to throw cans at cars,” she said.

It's not as easy as it sounds.

[sprq]

Happened to my now ex-gf at Kata Beach last year. Also an Asian guy.

A lot of flag wavers go on to commit more serious sexual crimes.

Do they? Where's your evidence for that?

My knowledge of scientific studies of flashers tells me that these people limit their sexual approaches to strangers to flashing. Rapists are another category altogether. The best response to flashers and salacious tongue-waggers is to laugh at them, not to get in a tizzy and tell the police.

[dcsw53]

What's the cameraman doing with his left hand. Think we should be told

[BlackFra83]

Furious masturbators sounds so hilarious, what a crazy world!

[newermonkey]

So I bet you she makes sure she follows the same route and keeps an eye out for them so she can get a better look at them next time around.

Yes they sound very dangerous, I wonder what the range is on those spitting vipers.

[Tanaka]

“It was crazy. The men walked out of the jungle on the right-hand side of the road. They were naked and both were masturbating. As I got closer, I saw they were going at it furiously [sic] and one used his free hand to throw cans at cars,” she said.

It's not as easy as it sounds.

How do you know? Which hand do you use?

[Old Croc]

This sort of offence is not confined to LOS, it can happen in the best of places.

Some years ago I was travelling through Europe with a girlfriend, and, when in Monte Carlo, I left her sitting on a park bench on a scenic hedland for a few minutes while I used the local facilities.

When I came back I found her quite shocked because some guy had sat down next to her and masturbated.

Unfortunately he was several hundred metres away when I returned and I had no chance of catching him.

[KhunMoo]

Well...look on the bright side, normally people pay from penny's, up to to big bucks, to watch obscenity her in LOS - consider this one, a free show

The can throwing angle, i can't figure out though.....

[chrisinth]

Happened to my now ex-gf at Kata Beach last year. Also an Asian guy.

A lot of flag wavers go on to commit more serious sexual crimes.

Do they? Where's your evidence for that?

My knowledge of scientific studies of flashers tells me that these people limit their sexual approaches to strangers to flashing. Rapists are another category altogether. The best response to flashers and salacious tongue-waggers is to laugh at them, not to get in a tizzy and tell the police.

You should never ever wag your tongue at a flasher!

He could pick up the wrong message and change category................

Back to your scientific studies...............

[DocHolliday]

priceless

[UbonOz]

Possibly a couple of Thai politicians who were furious and wanted a mass debate and something was lost in the translation.

[CharlieH]

May be they were furious because they couldnt open the can, the other hand being so busy and all, so they they just threw the can away in frustration (that was soon to be released).

Edited August 30, 2012 by CharlieH

[DrTuner]

Are they fast too ? If so, movie star material.

[Suradit69]

At that point I turned away ...

Given her detailed account she must have slowed < 20 kmh and doubled back at least once. It certainly seemed to hold her undivided attention for a considerable amount of time before she reached the point at which she turned away.

For some reason I thought of Woody Allen:

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

[SOTIRIOS]

....one would think that someone behaving in such a manner, with total disregard, is capable of doing anything...

...thus, one would think the police should race to apprehend them....

(...were Westerners arrested for having sex at a secluded beach........but masturbating at the side of a busy road....is okay???)

....never mind the obvious danger to anyone, especially women or minors, that might happen by.....

[BookMan]

I really love the Phuket Forum

[amyb]

At that point I turned away ...

Given her detailed account she must have slowed < 20 kmh and doubled back at least once. It certainly seemed to hold her undivided attention for a considerable amount of time before she reached the point at which she turned away.

For some reason I thought of Woody Allen:

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

i was coming up a hill slowly, thanks. you obviously do not know the locale. and i didn't double back, so keep your assumptions to yourself.

[NanaFoods]

This report seems to make inappropriate light of this serious crime.

I mean, the security guards reaction...

“He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was. He told me to go to the police station to report the incident”

And the police's reaction...

“We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime, but if we do catch these men then they will be charged with public obscenity and fined between 500 and 1,000 baht”

But seriously...

[laobali]

I'm sure something got lost in translation and they were really only flying kites (chag wao) - or that's what the police thought.

[Suradit69]

Possibly a couple of Thai politicians who were furious and wanted a mass debate and something was lost in the translation.

In the US members of Congress are becoming too dignified and high tech savvy to simply expose themselves by the roadside. They're using Twitter. The appropriately named Anthony Weiner being a case in point.

The Anthony Weiner sexting scandal, also dubbed Weinergate,began when Democratic U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner used the social media website Twitter to send a link to a sexually suggestive pictureto a 21-year-old Washington woman.

... or they hang out in a Minnesota airport men's room, entertaining a more select audience.

On August 27, 2007, the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call revealed that [Larry] Craig had been arrested for lewd conduct in the men's restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport on June 11, 2007, and entered a guilty plea to a lesser charge of disorderly conduct...

Edited August 30, 2012 by Suradit69

[Chopperboy]

As Ms Bensema got closer the men both shouted for her to “Come here”.

“At that point I turned away, accelerated and didn't look back.”

Life is full of missed opportunities...

[rubl]

As Dept. PM Pol. Captain Chalerm is in his last three weeks solving the 'Mafia' problem in Phuket, might he find the time to look into this affront to decency?

[doggie888888]

So I bet you she makes sure she follows the same route and keeps an eye out for them so she can get a better look at them next time around.

Yes they sound very dangerous, I wonder what the range is on those spitting vipers.

Just looking at your avatar....did you spank the monkey today?

[BWPattaya]

I suppose they left their DNA as evidence?

[ajarnyai]

This report seems to make inappropriate light of this serious crime.

I mean, the security guards reaction...

“He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was. He told me to go to the police station to report the incident”

And the police's reaction...

“We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime, but if we do catch these men then they will be charged with public obscenity and fined between 500 and 1,000 baht”

But seriously...

A serious crime? Please tell me you're not serious. No has to look at them. It's not like you're being strapped to a chair with you're eyes held op Clockwork Orange style. They guys were rude, and inconsiderate of people feelings, but in no way dangerous. Ok, they might cause a traffic accident, but that's about it. Nudity alone never hurt anyone.

[DrTuner]

Perhaps the seriousness of the crime was in the furiosity ? Roadside wanks should be leisurely.