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"f-Rangs": Would You Rather Be "creamy"?

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Maybe we who are labeled f-rangs in Thailand should play with this a little bit, take control, and insist, no we are not f-rangs, we are CREAMY? People from the Creamy Countries speaking the Creamy language, just being super Creamy in our Creamy (Milky?) Way.

Would Thais pronounce it CLEAM-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Got the idea from this hilarious article which is advice to Nigerians who are denied visas to the Creamy countries.

http://dailytimes.co...foreign-friends

Imagination is a powerful thing. You can have a taste of Canada and all those creamy countries whose Visa’s you have coveted. All here in Nigeria. Granted, the foreigners who come here may not always be the cream of the lot, but beggars cannot be choosers.

I'd like to hear Fry's chocolate creams being ordered please. tongue.png

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What with the Thai obsession with skin whitening products, with the right marketing I think we'd have a shot at converting them over to the TRENDY Creamy instead of the tired old traditional f-rang. The trick would probably be making sure they thought is was THEIR idea in the first place.

Like that bird in the Galaxy advert... I think I'll go and change my shorts.

SC

EDIT: I'm thinking of the

, actually. And don't get me started on that
bunny...

EDIT: So I got the

up on Youtube, and as the camera panned over the wrapper "smooth and creamy" I thought "Oh, I could go a Boddingtons right now..."

"...and give us another rub down with some more of that chip fat"

SC

JT. Are we having a very slow night ??ermm.gif

No sounds more like contemplating under influence... a very... farang thing...

Did someone cream their pants ?

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No sounds more like contemplating under influence... a very... farang thing...

I am painfully sober as always.

What's your favourite type of cream JT? coffee1.gif

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What's your favourite type of cream JT? coffee1.gif

What's your favourite type of cream JT? coffee1.gif

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Oh, no, you di'int!

No sounds more like contemplating under influence... a very... farang thing...

I am painfully sober as always.

I am painfully sober as always.

If you are suffering pain ... maybe try substituting your cream for a another.

Some creams have allergic reaction to the skins.

My gf came out in spots when she changed creams.

Is it a face cream you are using?

I haven't googled it yet, the suggestion above.

Okay......some things are better off not being googled. coffee1.gif

cheesy.gif

I've created a Creamy Monster! w00t.gif

Sounds like a title for one of those weird Japanese movies coffee1.gif

I've created a Creamy Monster! w00t.gif

Sounds like a title for one of those weird Japanese movies coffee1.gif

Or a porn movie...

No sounds more like contemplating under influence... a very... farang thing...

Maybe sounds more like creaming under influence... a very... farang thing...

I've created a Creamy Monster! w00t.gif

Sounds like a title for one of those weird Japanese movies coffee1.gif

Or a porn movie...

Links please! w00t.gif

By PM is fine...whistling.gifwhistling.gifgiggle.gif

What's your favourite type of cream JT? coffee1.gif

He likes the Chinese one, cream of some yung gai... ;)

I've created a Creamy Monster! w00t.gif

Sounds like a title for one of those weird Japanese movies coffee1.gif

Or a porn movie...

Ahem.......that's what I was talking about.........those Japanese like some weird stuff you know coffee1.gif

Why do you need that, you have tons on your computer, safeguarded by a password... coffee1.gif

I've created a Creamy Monster! w00t.gif

The ghosts that you called... cheesy.gif

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