Marraige Guidance

[Pormax]

Eileen and her husband went to counselling after 25 years of marraige.

When asked what the problem was, Eillen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had over the course of their marraige.

She went on and on and on, naming selfishness, neglect, lack of intimacy, loneliness, emptiness, feeling unloved, unwanted etc etc. A whole laundry list of unmet needs she had endured during the 25 years of marraige.

Finally after letting this go on for some time, the thereaphist got up, walked around the desk then asked Eileen to stand. He then embraced her and started to undo her blouse and bra. He then put his hands on her breasts and started to massage them thoroughly while kissing her passionately.

Meanwhile Eileen's husband Bob, is watching with a raised eyebrow.

After about 5 minutes the thereapist returned to his chair behind the desk. Meanwhile Eileen buttoned up her bra and blouse and sat quietly while basking in a healthy glow of one being highly aroused.

The thereapist turned to Bob and said " That is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week, Can you do this?"

Bob thought for a moment then replied " Well I can drop her off here on Tuesdays and Thursdays but on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays, I play bowls"