Its 3am and i said to my mate, my mrs is gonna be bloody angry with me when i get home,,

he said, Look mate, all you gotta do is at the bottom of the bed, creep in under the covers and give her a good muffin!, i said ok, i will try that,,

So i did, and after about 45 mins i needed a pee, so of i went to the toilet, the Mrs stuck her head round the door and said,

Dont go in our bed tonight darling, Mother is in there,,,

and but and

Thank you for making me want to laugh like hell while kicking you in the <deleted>!