Xmas Eve, The Pub Advice,,,

[Lickey]

Its 3am and i said to my mate, my mrs is gonna be bloody angry with me when i get home,,

he said, Look mate, all you gotta do is at the bottom of the bed, creep in under the covers and give her a good muffin!, i said ok, i will try that,,

So i did, and after about 45 mins i needed a pee, so of i went to the toilet, the Mrs stuck her head round the door and said,

Dont go in our bed tonight darling, Mother is in there,,,

[endure]

[cuddleypete]

[warfie]

and but and

Thank you for making me want to laugh like hell while kicking you in the <deleted>!