Stormy Night,,

[Lickey]

The wind was blowin like hell, the rain was lashing down, my 5 yo daughter needed the toilet, well, back in them days we didnt have an inside toilet,

I told her do your best in this bucket and i will get rid of it, so when she finished, i opened the front door and threw it out,,,

10 seconds later there was a knock on the door, This fella said "theres some dirty barstards living here" I said to him, "Who are you to talk? standing there all covered in shit"