The Jewish Taxi Driver

[jbrain]

A drunken woman, jumped in New York completely naked in a taxi.

The taxi driver (an old Jewish man) sat wide-eyed looking at the

naked woman and made ​​no attempt to start the car.

The naked woman asked: "what's wrong honey, have you never seen a naked woman before?"

The old man says, "Madam I do not stare at you, because that is not nice where I come from.

The woman replies, "Well honey if you do not look at my breasts, then what are you doing?"

The driver replies:

"Well I look and I look and I think to myself,

where the hell this lady keeps her money to pay for the ride? '