George's Japanese Neighbor

-George visits his Japanese neighbor, who ahd a tragic accident, in hospital

When he arrives in the room he sees his neighbor in bed, fully in plaster and

all tubes from his body.

The poor man looks like a mummy.

The Japanese can not move:

just the eyes are wide open and he

seems to sleep.

Georges, deeply impressed,remains silent for a while beside the

hospital bed ..

At one point the Japanese suddenly spears his eyes wide open and shouts

"SAKARO AOTA NAKAMY ANYOBA, MASHUTA SUSHI!! '

Then he leaves a deep sigh and dies ...

The last words of his friend remain in the memory of Georges engraved.

At the funeral George turns to the bereaved widow and mother

of his neighbor.

My deepest sympathy!

He embraces both ladies and tells them that Fujiko's last words to him were

"SAKARO AOTA NAKAMY ANYOBA, SUSHI MASHUTA '

Do you know what these mean?

The mother falls into a swoon and the widow stares at him incredulously

Georges insists:

Tell me .. what was it that my good neighbor wanted to tell me.

The widow:

"YOU'RE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN HOSE,

asshol_e!!! "