In The Beginning

In the Beginning, God created heaven and earth and then he created man.

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, what do you want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

And Adam said, "What's a valley?"

And God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Then go over the hill."

And Adam said, "What is a hill?"

And God explained that to him.

Then he told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."

And Adam said, "What's a cave?"

And God explained that to him, then said, "In the cave you will find a woman."

And Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him too, and said, "I want you to reproduce."

And Adam said, "How do I do that?"

So God explained it to him.

Off went Adam, down into the valley, over the hill, and into the cave and there he found the woman. In about ten minutes, Adam was out of the cave, over the hill, through the valley and back with God.

God patiently asked, "Yes ... how can I help you, Adam?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?"