Heavens Clock

-A man dies and goes to heaven.

Once he stands at the gate, he sees suddenly all gigantic clocks behind him. He asks:

What are all those clocks here?

God answers:

These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has one. Every time you lie, the hands move.

Ah, the man says. And that clock then?

God looks at which he means.

It is that of Mother Teresa. The hands have never moved because she has never lied.

The man is amazed.

And whose clock is that?

God responds with: This is the clock of Abraham Lincoln. The hands have moved twice, because he has in his life twice lied.

The man scratched his chin again and think carefully.

Where's Thaksin's clock?

God: That one hangs in my office. I use it as a fan.