Boy And His Train Set.

A little boy is playing with his train, mum overhears him say "All you bastards getting off can fuc_k off. All you bastards getting on better fuc_king hurry up!" So his mum sends him to his room for two hours until he learns to be nice. When he starts playing again two hours later, mum hears him say "Those disembarking please mind the step and have a nice day, those boarding please enjoy your journey, and those upset at the two hour delay, blame that fat cun_t in the kitchen!"