Ten Birds

[jbrain]

A teacher in front of a first grade class says,

"There are ten birds sitting on the wire, I shoot one so ... ten minus one is nine left."

"No." Said Johnny. "Your gun makes so much noise that all birds fly".

"Well, Well, Johnny," said the lady. "Ten minus one is nine, but I do like your way of thinking."

"Ah," said Johnny, "such questions, I can also make".

"Oh yeah", says the teacher, "let's give it a try " Johnny thinks for a moment, and proposes the following question:

"Miss, in the park three women are sitting on a bench.

All three are holding an ice cream.

One licks it, the second bites in it and the third sucks at it

Which of the three is married? ".

The teacher blushes as red as a tomato and stutters ...

"Uh, I ... I ... Uh, I think the one ............that sucks at it ".

"Well, no," said Johnny.

"It is the one who wears a wedding ring,

but ... I like your way of thinking ".