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Claude the hypnotist is invited to the rest home to give a show. After all the places are filled with the elderly guests using zimmers, wheelchairs etc Claude takes out a lovely very old pocket watch and explains it's been in the family for nearly 200 years and he will use it to put everyone under his spell.

He proceeds to swing the watch and tell the assembled that they are getting sleepy and will soon be under his power.

Suddenly the watch chain breaks and the watch hits the floor and breaks into pieces.

Sh-t says Claude.

They reckon it took 3 days to clean up the hall.

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