At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the owner started looking for a new one to hire.

A man with a unkempt raggedy look, applied for the position.

The winery wondered how to send him away!

The wine boss gave him a glass to drink...

The drunk tried it and said:

"It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but

acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the wine boss.

And another glass...

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires

three more years to achieve finest results."

"Correct", said the wine boss.

And a third glass...

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and very exclusive.''

The director was astonished!

He winked at his secretary and, secretly, suggested something.

She left the room, and came back with a glass of her own pee.

The drunk tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."

Much better than the Scottish painter!