Now that could give out some proper lady loving

It would take a huge ice cream to satisfy that monster....

I wonder how far it could be pushed through the hole in a donut.

It would take a huge ice cream to satisfy that monster....

I wonder how far it could be pushed through the hole in a donut.

Umm.... errr... why would you wonder that ?

totster

Fantastic for eating Walnut Whips.

Now that could give out some proper lady loving

Hmm, from the picture that may well be l-o-l loving (lady-on-lady).

Now that could give out some proper lady loving

Hmm, from the picture that may well be l-o-l loving (lady-on-lady).

We can only hope mate, we can only hope.....

Im thinking of all the money I could save on baths .

Knew a few ladies who had a lengthy tongue....

Knew a few ladies who had a lengthy tongue....

Tell us more!

Looks Photoshopped to me...

Looks Photoshopped to me...

It's from a BBC website, so maybe not..

Now check out this one!

You don't suppose they were playing "How Big is Yours"?

You don't suppose they were playing "How Big is Yours"?

Not bad if you prefer large breasts!

Is that a picture of you Boonie?

Is that a picture of you Boonie?

Nah, Boonies Y-fronts concele something much larger - I've heard.

If only I could remember who it was told me?

Is that a picture of you Boonie?

Nah, Boonies Y-fronts concele something much larger - I've heard.

If only I could remember who it was told me?

Must have been butterfly, I hear he's partial to meat and two veg..

Is that a picture of you Boonie?

He is just showing you where he talks form

Is that a picture of you Boonie?

He is just showing you where he talks form

Y'all are a laugh a minute!

Actually, cought up with your girlfriend at Wal Mart today!

Now this is big.I'm sure one of you gentlemen know her.

Now this is big.I'm sure one of you gentlemen know her.

Something about her reminds me of my exwife

Now this is big.I'm sure one of you gentlemen know her.

Something about her reminds me of my exwife

Yeah, mine had a Verrander like that too

Now this is big.I'm sure one of you gentlemen know her.

Even with equipment as illustrated in the OP - and better - you'd still be waving in the wind, so to speak!

That is big.

Now this is big.I'm sure one of you gentlemen know her.

I dont mean to be mean but...... you could jump on, a quick slap and then ride the wave

could´ve sworn I´d made a post here not long ago...

Now this is big.I'm sure one of you gentlemen know her.

I dont mean to be mean but...... you could jump on, a quick slap and then ride the wave

That was mean.

Hey, not every guy likes a bag of bones. Some guys actually prefer something they can sink their teeth into. And their arms, and their legs . . .

Now, how would you negotaiate something like that in the bedroom . . . ?

You would have to strap a large piece of wood to your own ar$e, so you wouldn't fall in..

You would have to strap a large piece of wood to your own ar$e, so you wouldn't fall in..

I hope you're not advising from experience, chuchok.

You would have to strap a large piece of wood to your own ar$e, so you wouldn't fall in..

I hope you're not advising from experience, chuchok.

Not with my little pecker!