Ridiculous Requests From Thai Ladies.

[FDog]

Well let me tell you what happened to me today.

I woke up and turned on the computer and mistakenly clicked on a topic started by Theblether. I read his better half insists on him going out eating and drinking and perving on beautiful girls all night and comment on their beauty (ass).

I then went out, converted to Buddhism, gave a passing monk 20 Baht and a basket of food. Then ran to the nearest temple and prayed like hell that I get reincarnated as Theblether.

For the love of God man, did you spend your formative years kissing the ass of every monk you saw, bloody hell you have it good.

[JLCrab]

From the above: (I) prayed like hell that I get reincarnated as Theblether.

You could probably be re-incarnated as two.

[Radar501]

Very entertaining OP, i LIKE it.

I'll go along. I have a weakness for beer promo girls.

...and the worse the beer the cuter the girls;)

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[rubberduck]

Some years ago I was about to spend almost 900,000 thb on a Toyota Hilux 4WD. Already choosed the beautiful two-tone dark blue-silver version. Suddenly the Bangkok gf came to the hotel quite upset: 'the monk say blue color no good, have accident, monk say must buy gold color only'.

Yes my ass, it was my money and she's was even incapable of drive a motorbike or even a bicycle and if I dislike something it's 'gold' colored cars, especially for a brave 4X4. I explained her I already choosed the blue version because I liked it a lot, and I will not change my mind.

She then locked herself up in the bathroom for 3 hours and always hated that car because it 'feld not good' to her...

It's a pity how even the last part of their mind is being hijacked by what they call 'buddhism'...

[itchybum]

You need to redeem some sort of respect around here now and put up some of the stunning and even just cute photos.

The best ass in Thailand will suffice.

[LennyW]

Some years ago I was about to spend almost 900,000 thb on a Toyota Hilux 4WD. Already choosed the beautiful two-tone dark blue-silver version. Suddenly the Bangkok gf came to the hotel quite upset: 'the monk say blue color no good, have accident, monk say must buy gold color only'.

Yes my ass, it was my money and she's was even incapable of drive a motorbike or even a bicycle and if I dislike something it's 'gold' colored cars, especially for a brave 4X4. I explained her I already choosed the blue version because I liked it a lot, and I will not change my mind.

She then locked herself up in the bathroom for 3 hours and always hated that car because it 'feld not good' to her...

It's a pity how even the last part of their mind is being hijacked by what they call 'buddhism'...

I would never consider a Toyota Hilux to be beautiful - regardless of the colour

[JLCrab]

One of the things that struck me about Buddhist tradition when first traveling to Thailand over 25 years ago is that the devout girls would do a wai, light incense, and otherwise pay their respects at the spirit house just before beginning that night's shift at the massage parlor.

[MissFarmGirl]

remember mrblether, it is OK to look

but keep your hands in trouser pockets, OK?

5555

[Rob8891]

remember mrblether, it is OK to look

but keep your hands in trouser pockets, OK?

5555

Might be safer to say "keep your hands in plain sight"...

[FDog]

It is ok to look at the menu as long as you eat at home. So to speak.

[FDog]

From the above: (I) prayed like hell that I get reincarnated as Theblether.

You could probably be re-incarnated as two.

Nooooooo, the world is not large enough for two bletherers.

[true blue]

most lady boys have cute bottoms,its there redeeming feature.

[theblether]

From the above: (I) prayed like hell that I get reincarnated as Theblether.

You could probably be re-incarnated as two.

Nooooooo, the world is not large enough for two bletherers.

Well actually......I do have a Son, who's as bad as me.

I think I'll get him to join Thaivisa.

sonofblether.......there's an idea.

[theblether]

most lady boys have cute bottoms,its there redeeming feature.

Is that what you tell yourself true blue?

[JLCrab]

You're not bad -- just, as you put it, extremely annoying.

[theblether]

You're not bad -- just, as you put it, extremely annoying.

I have fulfilled my life's purpose

What am I going to do now?

[David48]

You're not bad -- just, as you put it, extremely annoying.

I have fulfilled my life's purpose

What am I going to do now?

Go training ... remember your original Mission Statement and all that!

.

[JLCrab]

You're not bad -- just, as you put it, extremely annoying.

I have fulfilled my life's purpose

What am I going to do now?

How about trying silence?

[Skybobber]

I just love reading the comments here. Wish we could all have a braai(bbq) together cause i would pay to hear al the stories you guys experienced here in thailand. Im only a week here in Rawai and i have learned so much just by reading the .."forums" thanks for the entertainment.

[krisb]

I just love reading the comments here. Wish we could all have a braai(bbq) together cause i would pay to hear al the stories you guys experienced here in thailand. Im only a week here in Rawai and i have learned so much just by reading the .."forums" thanks for the entertainment.

Just quickly, what have you learnt?

[SeaVisionBurma]

Moving to Pub.

[SteeleJoe]

you can look at promo goirls,models,even nakaked coyote girls and thats fine.just look at a girl who is not working and they lose face and flip out if the girl see's you looking.

Just. Not. So.

[SteeleJoe]

One of the things that struck me about Buddhist tradition when first traveling to Thailand over 25 years ago is that the devout girls would do a wai, light incense, and otherwise pay their respects at the spirit house just before beginning that night's shift at the massage parlor.

It is striking when one first arrives. By now you probably realize there's actually no contradiction there.

[EvilDrSomkid]

Most hilarious thread I have read in a long time on TV.

Rocking GF, too.

[epicstuff]

what is the problem? . she probably just wants a 3some and wondering why her boyfriend seems so gay.and uninterested.

[Markaew]

This topic is pointless without photos!

Okay if you insist......

I was highly entertained by this young lady, people kept offering her drinks and she ended up mao mak mak........my lady kept kicking me below the table for commenting on it.

" theblether, stop talk about mao, maybe she get in big trouble with boss "

She would have been too drunk to have known the difference anyway

At least you were smart enough to take pictures. Not sure if you are complaining. If it were me, I would be racing the wife to the door to go out for the night.

Edited April 30, 2013 by Markaew

[KhunHehe]

This topic is pointless without photos!

Okay if you insist......

I was highly entertained by this young lady, people kept offering her drinks and she ended up mao mak mak........my lady kept kicking me below the table for commenting on it.

" theblether, stop talk about mao, maybe she get in big trouble with boss "

She would have been too drunk to have known the difference anyway

Everyone his own taste but personally I don't think Thai girls are that 'pretty', 'beautiful', 'attractive' at all. They lack every sexy, cool, smart, seducing and feminine appearance. Just kids.

And they can't dress. It's rare to see one in a matching ensemble. In Sai Gon they can dress.

[Elfin]

Very entertaining OP, i LIKE it.

I'll go along. I have a weakness for beer promo girls.

...and the worse the beer the cuter the girls;)

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

That is so funny and clever Radar 501!

[Jangot]

Your not getting a picture of Mint's ass.

She doesn't know I have it.

You have Mint's ass??

[Markaew]

This topic is pointless without photos!

Okay if you insist......

I was highly entertained by this young lady, people kept offering her drinks and she ended up mao mak mak........my lady kept kicking me below the table for commenting on it.

" theblether, stop talk about mao, maybe she get in big trouble with boss "

She would have been too drunk to have known the difference anyway

Everyone his own taste but personally I don't think Thai girls are that 'pretty', 'beautiful', 'attractive' at all. They lack every sexy, cool, smart, seducing and feminine appearance. Just kids.

Just for the record....I have never in all the time posting in TV have I ever disagreed with anything more than what you just said!!