Blonde Mortician

Guy dies and his wife is talking to the blonde mortician.

The guy is dressed in a black suit and his wife tells the mortiian that he really wanted to be buried in a blue suit.

Blonde mortician says OK we can do that, it will cost about 200 dollars for the suit and will all be done in three days.

The lady comes back 3 days later and her husband is lying in the coffin in a lovely well fitting blue suit.

The blonde mortician hands her back the cheque and says there will be no charge for the suit.

Why she asks

Well just after you left another guy came in for preparation and he was dressed in a blue suit and his wife wanted him buried in a black suit.

Oh I see says the women, you swopped the suits, unusual but ok.

No No says the blonde mortician, I swapped the heads.