You had it to yourself for long enough, let me have it.

Hey, don't bogart they word, man!

gooooo-d morning one and all - tis friday, which means that another working week is drawing to a close....

1 less working week till my holdiday that is

TLW

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12?

13

12?

13

slight delay in posting... appologies

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Didn't know it was Friday, cheers for that.. methunks.

Beer Vodka Beer Vodka Beer Vodka Beer Vodka Beer Vodka Beer Vodka Beer Vodka Kebab.

I've got that Friday feeling now.

Morning all

Oh and about 41.....

Better than 13, have you reached your 100th yet Mr Bo'?

I just looked, 144!

You said you were going to quit at 100.

Mods!!!

Yeah i know but i had a special request to stay in here.

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Yeah i know but i had a special request to stay in here.

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And I had a special request to <deleted> off

Yeah i know but i had a special request to stay in here.

7..........

And I had a special request to <deleted> off

and have you always a tendancy to do the opposite of what's been recommended to you?

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16.Mofo.

redrus

2.WHAT?

Yeah i know but i had a special request to stay in here.

7..........

And I had a special request to <deleted> off

and have you always a tendancy to do the opposite of what's been recommended to you?

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I know. Awkward b*stard. Many have told me.

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Out to lunch

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back from lunch.. finishing for the day in 7

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Out to lunch

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Permanently ? Certified ? Paperwork ? Restrained ?

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Back from lunch too

Finishing in 2 hours unless i get the urge to go to the pub

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Back from lunch too

Finishing in 2 hours unless i get the urge to go to the pub

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Um. BJ, that new avatar is um, pretty pedestrian....

Back from lunch too

Finishing in 2 hours unless i get the urge to go to the pub

18........

Um. BJ, that new avatar is um, pretty pedestrian....

What da ya mean? Pedestrian.

Edit// Whoops nearly forgot 18........

Back from lunch too

Finishing in 2 hours unless i get the urge to go to the pub

18........

Um. BJ, that new avatar is um, pretty pedestrian....

You mean he can play sax and walk at the same time ?

Back from lunch too

Finishing in 2 hours unless i get the urge to go to the pub

18........

Work for the government huh ?

Joke (badly) translated from the French.

Kid announces his dad is the fastest man in the

world because he drives a TGV.

Second kid says <deleted> my dad is faster than

yours because he's a concorde pilot.

Last kid say his dad is the fastest because

he's a civil servant who works til 5 and he's

always home by 4.

Back from lunch too

Finishing in 2 hours unless i get the urge to go to the pub

18........

Work for the government huh ?

Joke (badly) translated from the French.

Kid announces his dad is the fastest man in the

world because he drives a TGV.

Second kid says <deleted> my dad is faster than

yours because he's a concorde pilot.

Last kid say his dad is the fastest because

he's a civil servant who works til 5 and he's

always home by 4.

Nah, i work for myself and when it's quiet, i look out of the office window and all i see is my local pub and get the urge

Back from lunch too

Finishing in 2 hours unless i get the urge to go to the pub

18........

Work for the government huh ?

Joke (badly) translated from the French.

Kid announces his dad is the fastest man in the

world because he drives a TGV.

Second kid says <deleted> my dad is faster than

yours because he's a concorde pilot.

Last kid say his dad is the fastest because

he's a civil servant who works til 5 and he's

always home by 4.

Nah, i work for myself and when it's quiet, i look out of the office window and all i see is my local pub and get the urge

So you find yourself in the age old dilemma - sex or beer ?

Feel for you.

So you find yourself in the age old dilemma - sex or beer ?

Feel for you.

I'm fortunate enough, that i can have my cake and eat it

So you find yourself in the age old dilemma - sex or beer ?

Feel for you.

I'm fortunate enough, that i can have my cake and eat it

Now I was formulating a respone involving crumbs and a

well known Irish airline but I won't because I've got the

premature snoozies.

So nap-time in downtown Bangna and no posting before

I return OK ?

So you find yourself in the age old dilemma - sex or beer ?

Feel for you.

I'm fortunate enough, that i can have my cake and eat it

Now I was formulating a respone involving crumbs and a

well known Irish airline but I won't because I've got the

premature snoozies.

So nap-time in downtown Bangna and no posting before

I return OK ?

Hmmmm

The trouble with the premature snoozies is you wake

up in the middle of the night and you find out that at

least one child has been NAUGHTY.

15987365879

15987365879

Just ran that through the Bar Code software and it came up as Mama Noodles, Prawn flavour.

Mornin' all.

TLW

15987365879

Just ran that through the Bar Code software and it came up as Mama Noodles, Prawn flavour.

Mornin' all.

TLW

Morning. Looks to be another bright, sunny day here in the 'stan.

Didn't realise that this had changed from The Last Word to The Last Minute thread.

Anywho, too busy with counting down the days to worry about the minutes at this point. 53 to go !