Silly signs around the island? Seen any - got any?

[AngThong]

At Don Mueang airport. Anyone able to figure out the small print?

[tornado40]

And another one ...

[BigC]

Found this one on the Internet, seems to be from Koh Tao.

Must be the most bizarre, try beat this one.

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Wow now I know why a thai is angry and we have no clue as to why

If I approach a girl in the wrong way me of she could come back as a rat and never return

Thank you mr j koh Tao

I must show this too my thai misses see if it makes perfect sense to her

If so I might consider moving my daughter the England to be educated or she might become a homo dog???

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[AngThong]

Does this mean, House for rent or no more house to rent?

What do you mean, that's perfect Russinglish - how could it possibly be misunderstood???

[samuijimmy]

Does this mean, House for rent or no more house to rent?

What do you mean, that's perfect Russinglish - how could it possibly be misunderstood???

Maybe they meant, want Finnish people to rent.... perhaps you should look when you come back!

Only those who can read Russian and Russinglish ~

Edited July 22, 2014 by samuijimmy

[AngThong]

Maybe they meant, want Finnish people to rent.... perhaps you should look when you come back!

Yikes, I'd need to get rid of my anti-Finnish complex first!

[PoorSucker]

Did not bring my camera today

Next time you are at Immigrations in Nathon, there a silly sign.

A map over the building, where the chefs room seems to big biggest.

[samuijimmy]

Did not bring my camera today

Next time you are at Immigrations in Nathon, there a silly sign.

A map over the building, where the chefs room seems to big biggest.

oh dear! ..... Now PS is writing like Big C Perhaps big C could translate!

[oldsailor35]

Seen on Koh Phangan...............".Fix Rubber Motorbike" Wonder if they can fix rubber cheques ?

I know you have some oldsailor..

But they keep bouncing back

[samuijimmy]

Seen oh KP ....

I like this....

and this must have come from BKK!!! .... warn on a local!

[tornado40]

Coin laundry?

[robsamui]

On the middle road going through Koh Phangan!

Jim - I think you should start a new topic - "Bad spelling around the island"

None of this is funny in any way at all - come on!

R

[samuijimmy]

On the middle road going through Koh Phangan!

Jim - I think you should start a new topic - "Bad spelling around the island"

None of this is funny in any way at all - come on!

R

If you want a new topic Rob, how about you start it..... or perhaps Big C could start it! ?

Wow! Its taken you six months read this? .....

Edited August 24, 2014 by samuijimmy

[robsamui]

On the middle road going through Koh Phangan!

Jim - I think you should start a new topic - "Bad spelling around the island"

None of this is funny in any way at all - come on!

R

If you want a new topic Rob, how about you start it..... or perhaps Big C could start it! ?

Wow! Its taken you six months read this? .....

The sighs being posted here haven't had in humour in them for 6 months so I stopped looking.

[samuijimmy]

Hope RS ^ does not look at these!

At one of the temples in Chaloklum KP

On Lomprayah ferry!

[phetphet]

Here are a few:

Drinks:

Get your wiener massaged at:

There must be some kinky people out there:

[samuijimmy]

[ocejanic]

Lamai:

[samuijimmy]

No wonder people are confused! In Nathon, at start of one way system...

[PoorSucker]

I always lock my car when I park in footbath.

[limbos]

I always lock my car when I park in footbath.

And especially in a no parking area!

[Virt]

Not sure i can afford laundry in maenam anymore

[Mole]

Somewhere in Chaweng.

[samuijimmy]

[Basil B]

Limbo Dancers Only...

Not so much as silly but but more stupid as it was less than 1.5m clearance.

I was going down the the police station to report it as health hazzard... but then I read the other side.

[southbot]

There used to be a tattoo shop in Chaweng, maybe still there, sign out front said - TATTOOS DONE WHILE YOU WAIT

I was glad to hear that they did them while you waited, like, you did not have to go back later and pick them up.

[Basil B]

Forcing pedestrians to walk in the road must be good return on investment...

[crusty]

Forcing pedestrians to walk in the road must be good return on investment...

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Prepare for Moses !

[crusty]

Forcing pedestrians to walk in the road must be good return on investment...

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Prepare for Moses !

[Mole]

In a Pantip bus