Koh Pha Ngan Weirdest Expat

[thewisefool]

This could be a fun one!!!

Who is your favorite Koh Pha Ngan Resident???

Theres always a character on the isalnd, from drug dealers, perverts, wanna be gangsters, wanna be business men, the old wise people who have been here for 40 years, the djs, the ravers, the hippies, the fraudsters, the pimps, the issan mamasans that need a calculator to add 70 baht + 80baht, the hookers, the wanna be hiso, the real hiso, the corrupt official, the farang that knows all the corrupt official "yeh mate im mates with the amphur ill get you shot" ... no you wont. The white chicks banging the fire guys on the beach, the gossipers, the posers, the i hate the west guys, the i cant take life guys, the old quiet guys, the young newbies, the loud mouth english, the mentally unstable .... come on everyone whos your favorite?

THE WISE FOOL NEVER JUDGES!

[Mole]

<deleted> man, this thread should be outright just deleted.

[thewisefool]

why mole - does the truth hurt? too close to the bone? come on mole we all know pha ngan is full of weirdos lets embrace it for our own amusement!!!

[wayned]

The whole world is full of "weirdos"! Some of them even post on internet forums, oh sh*t, I might be one of them!

[Somchai Mao]

I know a whole load in Bangkok and Pattaya and a few in Hua Hin but I think everybody knows who they are already.

[angiud]

This thread could be kept open if people don't name or talk directly of known persons, but just of categories.

[wayned]

Oops! Sorry, I just named myself as a possible candidate!

[Jose]

How about this one:

Backpacker lands on KPG in the early 90's, throws away passport, no visa of any sort, biggest trip taken in 20 years was twice to Surat town.
Now in his 60's, walks and talks with the kind of delusional arrogance/ignorance that guarantees no social life, never mind anything remotely resembling friendship.
Through the kindness of a person that should know better, backpacker lands 25,000/month unsupervised gardening job (i.e., 5-hour work week) in small 4-house resort for two years, before overseas owner finally wakes up to the fact that most property income was being diverted into a personal drinking fund.

Others worth mentioning:

Artist who used to live near Laem Som lake, rode a small mini-chopper in the late 90's. The last time I spoke with him he seem very calm and happy as he casually told me that he wanted to die in KPG.

There may still be some hippy recluses living on the mountain just up from Haad Rin. The story from someone I knew (who shared her hut up there with 50 monkeys 2002-2009), was that these recluses would only come down to Haad Rin once a month for supplies. On one occasion a female member fractured her hip, and civilization anxiety stopped her from seeking treatment.

And then there is the real Beach composite story, on which Alex Garland based his novel...

[steelerian]

This thread is going to be fun. Need some popcorn and a beer.

[Rooo]

Really not sure what this is leading to or what direction the OP wanted to take.

I have deleted a post & the replies to it.

Topic Closed.