Won't be any buffalo charging anywhere, they're all too sick to travel from up north..

Men empty your pockets and save the buffalo from certain doom!

Hahahah apocalypse...

If the government only had some propeller boats on the river, they could escape unscathed...

Or borrow the AOT folks to perform another exorcism ceremony....

Thailand, the Hub of Science and Reason

The astrologers and soothsayers say that we are nearing a story on Thai shrimp and hat business is booming and the water is clear of all oil deposits from the PTT spill. The oil spill and clean up just died out of the Thai news and astrology news is more pressing.

Apocalypse? Not Now! The Horror!

Who shall play Kurtz in this modern retelling of a classic?

There is probably only one person who many would like removed with "extreme prejudice".

Look, we know that Abhisit is an incompetent disgrace but that's no way to deal with the problem.Simple resignation is sufficient.

Beam me up.

Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage.

another Abbott hater sooking over the loss of Dud and his party...colour me gloating!!! lol

"The Saturn is approaching Rahu in the Tula zodiac, which is aimed at Mesa zodiac," Mr. Boonlert said, "This portends a great chaos in Bangkok".

Of course it is. Thank goodness for amulets.

Anyone seen the 4 horses?

Reading the title of this, I expected it to be about the possibility of flooding in the coming weeks. This piece was far more entertaining however.

I heard a giant meteorite is heading straight for BKK...!!!

Nevertheless, Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". "There has been many such prophecies which turned out to be false, such as the Doomsday prediction few years ago," Mr. Prompong said.

He said in a press conference that the leadership and the members of the party are not daunted by the prediction, and added that the party has no plan to conduct any ceremony to ward off the prophesied disaster.

http://www.khaosod.co.th/en/view_newsonline.php?newsid=TVRNNE1URTBNVEl5TWc9PQ%3D%3D&sectionid=TURFd01BPT0%3D

Common sense from PTP. Don't the Democrats realise how stupid they sound?

Boonlert's comment reminds of another dippy character's famous astrological prophecy....

"When Pluto enters Uranus you'll really be buggered"

D. Duck,

Disneyland.

Nevertheless, Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". "There has been many such prophecies which turned out to be false, such as the Doomsday prediction few years ago," Mr. Prompong said.

He said in a press conference that the leadership and the members of the party are not daunted by the prediction, and added that the party has no plan to conduct any ceremony to ward off the prophesied disaster.

http://www.khaosod.co.th/en/view_newsonline.php?newsid=TVRNNE1URTBNVEl5TWc9PQ%3D%3D&sectionid=TURFd01BPT0%3D

Common sense from PTP. Don't the Democrats realise how stupid they sound?

There was a big ceremony in Chiang Mai 2 days ago led by a prominent abbot to halp ward off bad luck for Yingluck. The northern monks often preside over rites to assist the Shinawat clan.

The suspense is killing me only 11hrs to go

Apocalypse has been postponed due to the rain

Sorry

Boy, when a fiery chasm opens beneath parliament house, and the four buffalo riders of the Thai Apocalypse, otherwise known as Flood, Pestilent rice, Vote buying and Fleeing from justice, come forth in satanic splendour, will some people here have egg on their faces! In fact, forget the fiery chasm, the riders are here already.

If the egg on their faces makes their skin whiter, then they'll think; 'great!'

Four buffalos? Doubtful. Buffaloes are too smart to go charging in to a fiery chasm. More likely they'll be riding four 15 year old Honda Dreams, all burping and coughing smoke (the bikes and the riders).

Sorry Boo boo..... Parliment meets in Bkk so they cannot be in 15 year old cars..... Police will now be saying no cars in Bkk older than 10 yrs old

Must be true.... I read it in the newspaper just this morning.

Who cares about the politics, Yingluk looks great as always!

'Fat bottom girls they make this rockin' world go 'round.'

Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage.

another Abbott hater sooking over the loss of Dud and his party...colour me gloating!!! lol

Australians have a habit of votiing for dreadful Liberal leaders out of spite for labour not out of love for their country.

Nevertheless, Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". "There has been many such prophecies which turned out to be false, such as the Doomsday prediction few years ago," Mr. Prompong said.

He said in a press conference that the leadership and the members of the party are not daunted by the prediction, and added that the party has no plan to conduct any ceremony to ward off the prophesied disaster.

http://www.khaosod.co.th/en/view_newsonline.php?newsid=TVRNNE1URTBNVEl5TWc9PQ%3D%3D&sectionid=TURFd01BPT0%3D

Common sense from PTP. Don't the Democrats realise how stupid they sound?

Agree - we've had so many of these doomsday prophecies since the new milenium, and we're all still here.

Good to see some common sense from any politician.

But,wait. Didn't PTP's esteemed thinker, post worries about this prediction on his fb account? Guess he's not one for common sense then.

She has her fairy dust in her handbag so I am sure she is not worried in the least.

Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage.

Clones are not paid to think.

Not really fortune telling to say there will be violence at any time of the year here as it never seems to stop.....if the government handles floods in Bangkok the same this time as it did 2 years ago, they are in for a whole heap of trouble. People who were purposely flooded last time still haven't received the promised money for repairs and if those MP's try to purposely flood them again to save somewhere else you can bet your ass someone is going to die....

Only a few hours to go for the 8th...has YK's head exploded yet ?

Don't worry all you Thai Visa posters. Having predicted the apocalypse, he is now saying that every member of the Government and PTP, along with their attendant red shirts should gather on top of Doi Inthanon on 10 December (Human Rights Day); where a white bearded man will descend from the clouds and give them a lecture on Democracy, truth and honesty. After this happening the people of Thailand can look forward to the abolition of corruption, proper teaching within the education system, sensible traffic laws, a police force that no longer believes that it owns the law (rather than enforce it), a full confession from the Sociopath of Montenegro, driver training and discipline with a consequent massive reduction in road deaths and an end to the rice scams. Indeed, they may even treat expats as people, rather than something the dog brought in!

nice try.......almost as realistic as the main story..but points for the ammusing effort young ianf.l applaud your fine sence of humour..

The only XXXXisting apocalypse that is currently occurring now is the flood 2013,

And that'd be just the beginning for many years to come...

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

One such self-professed astrological expert is Mr. Boonlert Pairin, who also happens to serve as an MP of the Democrat Party.

How predictable really.

Mr. Prompong Nopparit, the spokesman of the ruling Pheu Thai Party, said the apocalyptic prediction of 8 October is "unscientific". About the only sensible thing he's said in ages, but Thaksin fell for it and commented on FB about it.

A pic there of two deeply despised leaders, who can claim 'people's mandate' but are wholly unsuitable for a variety of reasons.

Fair suck of the sauce bottle mate. Abbott hasn't even warmed the seat of power yet, so describing him as a "deeply despised" leader is rather over the top. And like it or not, Australia has a pretty stable, long running democracy and the people really didn't want K.Rudd or his predecessor (who indeed managed to become even more unpopular than Keating did in his day - quite an achievement that).

As for Yingluck, well she is just a sock puppet worthy of nothing but contempt for just that.

"The Saturn is approaching Rahu in the Tula zodiac, which is aimed at Mesa zodiac," Mr. Boonlert said, "This portends a great chaos in Bangkok".

Of course it is. Thank goodness for amulets.

Hmm .. I know someone who has an impressive collection of crucifixes. I think it would be illogical and exceedingly unfair to claim (or imply) that she is a nutter for collecting these objects, or in fact to infer she is even a Christian.

Who gives a FF if the Former Thai PM collects fortune cookies, amulets or pictures of Che Guevara? It is irrelevant.

I have noticed a lot of people are blind to their own illogical fallacies - most caused by their irrational hatred of something or other. Sad that there are so many to be seen around TV.

Abbott and Yingluk together now there is a combination. I bet she walks away shaking her head thinking who on gods earth was that tool. He will actually be making her look very good on the political stage.

another Abbott hater sooking over the loss of Dud and his party...colour me gloating!!! lol

Australians have a habit of votiing for dreadful Liberal leaders out of spite for labour not out of love for their country.

Usually it is an act of desperation to escape from the dross Labor clowns that they inadvertently voted in after a long period of boredom with competent but astoundingly dull Liberal politicos.