One-armed Man Slit Lesbian's Throat

[Mobi]

Hey Brit,

How come you haven't cut'n' pasted the news story of the week, together with the quote of the week?

One-armed man slit lesbian’s throat in fit of jealousy

Boonlua Chatree

A one-armed man slit the throat of a lesbian prostitute who was having an affair with a woman he had fallen in love with.

Police received a report of the attack just after midnight on May 6 and, of course, rushed to the scene, which was outside the Buakao Rama Cinema. However, the severely injured woman had already been taken to Pattaya Memorial Hospital in Central Pattaya.

Upon arrival at the hospital officers found the woman undergoing emergency treatment. She was identified as Miss Wilai Boonkum, age 47, a resident of Soi Buakao. The wound to her throat required 80 stitches.

Police officers questioned her after her throat had been stitched back together. Wilai hoarsely told officers that she had taken her girlfriend, 29-year-old Miss Renu Saenporn to see a movie at the Buakao Rama Cinema. A 45-year-old man named Saowaluk Hannarong, a left-arm amputee who worked as a shoe polisher for the tourists in the bars, had fallen in love with Renu. He found the two women watching a movie and assumed they were courting each other. He was jealous so he took Wilai’s arm and asked to speak to her outside the cinema. She followed him without realizing there was any danger, and Saowaluk took a cutter from his pocket and slit her throat.

Saowaluk ran from the scene of the crime and police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

Pattaya Mail

Narrows the field down a bit - over to the forensics dept.

Edited May 24, 2006 by Mobi D'Ark

[kurgen]

only in pattaya

[Tywais]

Pattaya's version of "The Fugitive"?

[johnh101]

He doesn't stand a chance, the BIB are always finding One Armed bandits.

[kurgen]

He doesn't stand a chance, the BIB are always finding One Armed bandits.

as opposed to us finding out the BIB are 2 armed bandits

[Pattaya_Fox]

One would expect a shoe shine boy to be quite armless.

[britmaveric]

Mobi - In my defense I believe it was posted before if I recall, by someone else.

[Minburi]

Posted by me

[Old Croc]

Detective Gerrard is looking for someone who tried to polish off a Degeneres.

[Mobi]

Posted by me

Sorry Brit, Sorry Minburi.

Looks Like I qualify to being stupid on two threads at the same time

But it is a good story - probably totally ficticious though

(No doubt the moral outrage brigade will be on my back any time soon - how dare I laugh at a handicapped, murdering, shoe shining lesbian lovers!! )

Edited May 24, 2006 by Mobi D'Ark

[Minburi]

In all fairness to the Op

I only mentioned the last line of the story out of the Pattaya mail as i found it funny. I did not mention the whole story or give the complete picture of the happenings as you did.

Sawasdee Khrap

[lamphun]

Posted by me

Sorry Brit, Sorry Minburi.

Looks Like I qualify to being stupid on two threads at the same time

But it is a good story - probably totally ficticious though

(No doubt the moral outrage brigade will be on my back any time soon - how dare I laugh at a handicapped, murdering, shoe shining lesbian lovers!! )

I'm rather surprised at Mobi for writting this. Isn't it time that people like Mobi stopped bashing Pattaya and trying to give it a bad name. I for one am sick and tired of this type of post and feel something should be done about it.

[Minburi]

O.K I may not be the quickest on the block but where was the Pattaya bashing? Its an actual story out of the Pattaya mail

[britmaveric]

Posted by me

Sorry Brit, Sorry Minburi.

Looks Like I qualify to being stupid on two threads at the same time

But it is a good story - probably totally ficticious though

(No doubt the moral outrage brigade will be on my back any time soon - how dare I laugh at a handicapped, murdering, shoe shining lesbian lovers!! )

I'm rather surprised at Mobi for writting this. Isn't it time that people like Mobi stopped bashing Pattaya and trying to give it a bad name. I for one am sick and tired of this type of post and feel something should be done about it.

Don't read it!!!

[Mobi]

Posted by me

Sorry Brit, Sorry Minburi.

Looks Like I qualify to being stupid on two threads at the same time

But it is a good story - probably totally ficticious though

(No doubt the moral outrage brigade will be on my back any time soon - how dare I laugh at a handicapped, murdering, shoe shining lesbian lovers!! )

I'm rather surprised at Mobi for writting this. Isn't it time that people like Mobi stopped bashing Pattaya and trying to give it a bad name. I for one am sick and tired of this type of post and feel something should be done about it.

Don't read it!!!

I think you'll find he's taking the piss

But come to think about it, news stories like this can do nothing but good for Pattaya's image. Should help attract ever more tourists - amputees, lesbians, shoe shiners, knife weilding murderers - to name but four minority groups.

[MP5]

Hey Brit,

How come you haven't cut'n' pasted the news story of the week, together with the quote of the week?

One-armed man slit lesbian’s throat in fit of jealousy

Boonlua Chatree

A one-armed man slit the throat of a lesbian prostitute who was having an affair with a woman he had fallen in love with.

Police received a report of the attack just after midnight on May 6 and, of course, rushed to the scene, which was outside the Buakao Rama Cinema. However, the severely injured woman had already been taken to Pattaya Memorial Hospital in Central Pattaya.

Upon arrival at the hospital officers found the woman undergoing emergency treatment. She was identified as Miss Wilai Boonkum, age 47, a resident of Soi Buakao. The wound to her throat required 80 stitches.

Police officers questioned her after her throat had been stitched back together. Wilai hoarsely told officers that she had taken her girlfriend, 29-year-old Miss Renu Saenporn to see a movie at the Buakao Rama Cinema. A 45-year-old man named Saowaluk Hannarong, a left-arm amputee who worked as a shoe polisher for the tourists in the bars, had fallen in love with Renu. He found the two women watching a movie and assumed they were courting each other. He was jealous so he took Wilai’s arm and asked to speak to her outside the cinema. She followed him without realizing there was any danger, and Saowaluk took a cutter from his pocket and slit her throat.

Saowaluk ran from the scene of the crime and police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

Pattaya Mail

Narrows the field down a bit - over to the forensics dept.

Left or right is the problem possibly need to call in the new helicopter.

Cases getting difficult you know.

Making a TV show "The Fugitive" to help solve this one tele-forensics

[soi unwise]

police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

real belly laugh at this one,has made my year

[elGrande]

10 baht says they don't find the one armed guy

[Kerryd]

I think you'll find he's taking the piss

But come to think about it, news stories like this can do nothing but good for Pattaya's image. Should help attract ever more tourists - amputees, lesbians, shoe shiners, knife weilding murderers - to name but four minority groups.

Works for me. Seeing all these gorgeous images of perfection all the time makes me forget that there are other people in the world. People that aren't blessed with a figure suitable for display in certain "establishments".

Attracting more of those "other" types would dilute the current crop, and make the beautiful ones even more attractive ! Not that I'd probably notice any ways

And the oddest part about the wholestory is, it didn't involve a farang ! Hard to believe I know, but no farang was involved in this incident.

Just to be fair though, the shoe polisher probably did shine the shoes of some farangs at some point in his career. And there may have been a farang at that cinema at the same time as this incident. And farangs have been known to walk down Soi Buakao now and then, so you could say there was a farang connection to the story, however tenuous that connection may be.

[ProfessorFart]

This story doesn't need a Farang to be weird Kerry!

[hiromj]

This has got to be true, you just can't make this stuff up. Sometimes, reality is stranger than fiction. I had to send this to my international friends, can't wait for the reply.

[Dragonmode]

This has got to be true, you just can't make this stuff up. Sometimes, reality is stranger than fiction. I had to send this to my international friends, can't wait for the reply.

OIP, the only place truly stranger than NYC No wonder I'm hooked on it.

[game4shame]

police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

real belly laugh at this one,has made my year

I couldnt believe it either!! they actually print that in a newspaper?!!

One would expect a shoe shine boy to be quite armless.

that's so bad it's actually good. Pattaya forum always guarantees cheap one-liners!! love it!!

[suiging]

Hasn't some old, ex-popstar, been turned over by a woman with one leg recently ?

Could the two stories be conected ?