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Beer Seller Dilemma

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I've been biding my time and playing it cool with the beer seller girls at my local seafood centre where I hang out most evenings, but seeing as they seem on the verge of banning attractive girls flogging beer I had better act fast if I'm to have any chance!

There is Tiger Girl who is an absolute stunner and I can just about hack drinking Tiger, but she has the glint in her eye of a woman who would stand for no rannygazoo, which comes through whenever I refuse to buy Tiger from her.

Singha girl #1 is also a corker but I can't drink that vile stuff so shes gone for a burton.

Blue Ice girl is possibly the pick of the bunch and I have not yet sampled this beer but some say its even worse than Leo if such a thing is possible.

Sadly, the Chang girls are not my cup of tea despite serving the finest brew around.

I think tonight I'm going to try Blue Ice and see how I go on that.

My important philosophical question is; 'Would you abandon your preferred beer in an attempt to woo a bit of crumpet?'

I can't help but feel a tad like I'm going to be cheating on Beer Chang with Blue Ice but I guess I can live with the guilt for one night.....

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A good beer is difficult to find....

My important philosophical question is; 'Would you abandon your preferred beer in an attempt to woo a bit of crumpet?'

of course... what a daft question..

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I just wonder what the Chang sales mananger was thinking?

I'm not saying the Chang beer sellers aren't pretty but they are just not in the same league as either Tiger, Blue Ice or Singha girl.

'Would you abandon your preferred beer in an attempt to woo a bit of crumpet?'

I can't help but feel a tad like I'm going to be cheating on Beer Chang with Blue Ice but I guess I can live with the guilt for one night.....

:o Quality post mate, its also like the old adage mates before muff. And imho your beloved chang will always be there for you, it wont ever answer you back, it wont keep saying it has a sick buffalo or aunt or uncle or any other relative, it will probably work out cheaper in the long run.

I feel you might actually need professional help mate, if you are indeed eally having this much of a dilema over beer and girls, just wait 27 days mate and i will sort it all out for you :D

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Thats not a bad idea Daleyboy.

When my mate came over with his nipper the whole lot of them were swarming round regardless of what I was drinking..............

I had a bloody good perve I can tell you.....

Don't despair too much Prof. DaleyBoy is right (for <deleted> change :o:D ) The Chang will still be there when youv'e used and abused the Blue Ice :D

There is Tiger Girl who is an absolute stunner

:D hot Tiger girls seem to be commonplace. it's those tight blue dresses. :o:D:D

I don't even drink beer (it dilutes the whiskey flowing through my veins), but I might fake it if those girls are as hot as you imply. :D

Then again, what you consider hot may not be my cup of tea (or glass of beer) either...... :o

Try the Blue Ice. It's not a bad beer and certainly not deserving to be placed in the same sentence with Leo. During the last Music Festival there in Pattaya, there were 2 fine examples of just what an ideal beer girl should look and act like... handing out free samples (*quick edit: free samples of beer, not themselves*) in just devastatingly hot outfits.

Also, it packs a punch with the 2nd highest alcohol content of beers in Thailand (it's cousin, Red Horse, is #1).

speaking of which.. never encountered a Red Horse Beer Girl... anyone?

Be versatile... pick the gril you like, then drink the beer she's promoting... simple... I'm sure the taste will be forgotton later in the evening... :o

totster :D

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I concur with John, Blue Ice is a very decent beer indeed!!

I decided to use skirt length as my tiebreaker and Blue Ice Girl won by three inches of cheek.

It really is those dresses that do it but both Tiger Girl and Blue Ice Girl looked hot in jeans when they knocked off.

Where are the photos? :o

Taoism: shit happens

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Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I think tonight I'm going to try Blue Ice and see how I go on that.

My important philosophical question is; 'Would you abandon your preferred beer in an attempt to woo a bit of crumpet?'

Go for the Blue Ice beer mate..... :o

* You can enjoy a Blue Ice beer all month long.

* Blue Ice beer stains wash out.

* You don't have to wine and dine a Blue Ice beer.

* Your Blue Ice beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play pool.

* If your Blue Ice beer is flat, you can toss it out.

* Blue Ice beer is never late.

* A Blue Ice beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

* A hangover will go away.

* Blue Ice beer labels come off without a fight.

* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Blue Ice beer.

* A Blue Ice beer never has a headache.

* A Blue Ice beer will never nag you.

* A Blue Ice beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

* If you pour a Blue Ice beer right, you'll always get good head.

* A Blue Ice beer always goes down easy.

* You can share a Blue Ice beer with friends.

* You always know if you're the first one to pop a Blue Ice beer.

* A Blue Ice beer is always wet.

* A Blue Ice beer doesn't demand equality.

* You can have a Blue Ice beer in public.

* A Blue Ice beer doesn't care what time you come home.

* A frigid Blue Ice beer is a good beer.

* You don't have to wash a Blue Ice beer for it to taste good.

* If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

I concur with John, Blue Ice is a very decent beer indeed!!

I decided to use skirt length as my tiebreaker and Blue Ice Girl won by three inches of cheek.

It really is those dresses that do it but both Tiger Girl and Blue Ice Girl looked hot in jeans when they knocked off.

PICTURES !!!!!

How can you be going on and on about this, without PICTURES to back it up ?!?!?!?! (Locations, time/dates and names would be helpful too !!!!)

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No pics I'm afraid and I couldn't/wouldn't do it without their leave anyway.

As for location, well it wouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to work that one out.......

speaking of which.. never encountered a Red Horse Beer Girl... anyone?

I don't think anyone would remember !

Where are the photos? :D

:D:D:D

Here is one of our lovely ladies pouring it just for you.

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Jolly Forg, in Kan. 5.00 pm till closing time around 10.30 pm

Happy Days :D

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win © :o

P.S. now Chang Light available in (Big) bottles as well.

Here is one of our lovely ladies pouring it just for you.

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Jolly Forg, in Kan. 5.00 pm till closing time around 10.30 pm

She's nice ...and I like your nifty avatar. :o

But it's only 11.30 a.m. according to her watch. You not telling us something Kan?

Kan Win must've been on the booze early to find that girl attractive! :o

C'mon lads, you can do better than that. :D

If you have to buy beer from her just to bag her then your one pityful dude.

English Noodles,

Shame that you think like that of me, since I only drink Singha, BTW, see my avatar. :D

Happy Days :D

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win © :o

Here is one of our lovely ladies pouring it just for you.

Jolly Forg, in Kan. 5.00 pm till closing time around 10.30 pm

She's nice ...and I like your nifty avatar. :DTa very much

But it's only 11.30 a.m. according to her watch. You not telling us something Kan?

WATCH this then "Artisan" :D

:D

:D

Just a bit before 6.00 pm me tink. Big hand just pass 11 and the small hand bang on 6, on the watch that is.

The Sun is setting on the west side as you Kan see the mountains in the distance.

Happy Days :D

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win © :D

P.S. Bkkmadness I start around 3.00 pm for your info. Join me when in Kan. :o

:o Go back to drinking beer she's mine? :D

:D One piece assembly. :D

:D

:o

Hi Kan....well, you got that right...that's the best thing to do with Chang beer :D

:D

Hi Kan....well, you got that right...that's the best thing to do with Chang beer :D

Cheers :o

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Have one on me or three

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Happy Days :D

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win © :D

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It'll take a lot more than a couple of sexy grils to make me drink Cheers again... :D

totster :o

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