arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Thais do have trouble with maps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere: I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor. like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 A couple years back (search on here) some guy was done up in phuket for doing the same to some dog tied to a tree. No jealous rage or murder in that story other than the bitch howling too much. must the heat here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere: I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor. like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one. Hey now, who said you had to pick just one? Variety's the very spice of life, That gives it all its flavour..... William Cowper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why ask Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere: I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor. like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one. It's the old adage: 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'.. Pick the best looking, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere: I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor. like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one. "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Let's consult the authority on this Mr Murray. http://www.hark.com/clips/rrlvsjvpvg-you-are-a-madman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 The man HERD the feeling was nice, it was FRIESION outside so he wore a JERSEY, feeling HORNy STEERED himself in. It could have happened in HEREFORD. A load of BULL and BULLOCKS. I know it's CORNy and CUD have done better. Ha Just forgot -they named the COW-PAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZigZagMan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Must have been doing it doggie style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why ask Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Must have been doing it doggie style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Must have been doing it doggie style. I think maybe the cow sat on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Must have been doing it doggie style. I think maybe the cow sat on him. Reverse cowgirl then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemac Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Done worse. From what I have read in the last seven years on TV, half the posters on here would throw a leg over the cow pictured above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
featography Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP. i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels We'll be keeping an eye on you, bangkokheat. Oh does the heat in bkk make cows attractive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bigbamboo Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep. I love that Aussie humour we hear so little about! Or is still true that the real reason Australian men prefer to marry Australian women is because sheep can't cook? Edited March 30, 2014 by bigbamboo 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 oh well its beef for dinner today so I will BE STUFFING MYSELF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 This adds a whole new meaning to "beef lover". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halion Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Terrible thing to happen, after all it was his friends cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 This has put me off my Sunday Roast Beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 What do you call a herd of cows in a paddock? Field of dreams. I don't think I'll ever eat cow pat gai again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 oh well its beef for dinner today so I will BE STUFFING MYSELF. Good god is it that long???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rucus7 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 More tabloid journalism brought to us by Thai Visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemac Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 What do you call a herd of cows in a paddock? Field of dreams. I don't think I'll ever eat cow pat gai again. If your restaurant has been serving you "cow pat gai" I would seriously start looking for another eatery. What do you call a group of Lebanese women in a sauna ? Gorillas in the mist......................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemac Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Seriously, I was going to make beef kebabs for dinner tonight, bought all the ingredients this morning. Even planned on making a "special sauce". After reading this thread I have decided to go for beans on toast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I bet that guy ate all the bulls that tried to get it on with his mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZigZagMan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Aint no bull in this story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them. Do a threesome. Maybe the characters in the OP never thought of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them. Do a threesome. Maybe the characters in the OP never thought of that. I had it doggy fashion last night-------BUT the dogs breath smelt too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them.Do a threesome. Maybe the characters in the OP never thought of that.The cow might've ... but there was probably some sort of language barrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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