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Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow

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You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

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I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one.

A couple years back (search on here) some guy was done up in phuket for doing the same to some dog tied to a tree. No jealous rage or murder in that story other than the bitch howling too much.

must the heat here...

You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

CATTLE_13569f.jpg

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one.

Hey now, who said you had to pick just one?

Variety's the very spice of life, That gives it all its flavour..... William Cowper

You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

CATTLE_13569f.jpg

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one.

It's the old adage: 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'.. giggle.gif Pick the best looking, of course. facepalm.gif

You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

CATTLE_13569f.jpg

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

like a kid in a candy shop, I just can't seem to pick one.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard".

The man HERD the feeling was nice, it was FRIESION outside so he wore a JERSEY, feeling HORNy STEERED himself in. It could have happened in HEREFORD. A load of BULL and BULLOCKS.

I know it's CORNy and CUD have done better.

Ha Just forgot -they named the COW-PATgiggle.gif

Must have been doing it doggie style.

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Must have been doing it doggie style.

I think maybe the cow sat on him.bah.gif

Must have been doing it doggie style.

I think maybe the cow sat on him.bah.gif

Reverse cowgirl then?

Done worse.

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From what I have read in the last seven years on TV, half the posters on here would throw a leg over the cow pictured above. cheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gif

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? wink.png BTW RIP.

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

We'll be keeping an eye on you, bangkokheat. Oh does the heat in bkk make cows attractive?

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Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep. wub.png

I love that Aussie humour we hear so little about! biggrin.png

Or is still true that the real reason Australian men prefer to marry Australian women is because sheep can't cook? thumbsup.gif

oh well its beef for dinner today so I will BE STUFFING MYSELF.

Terrible thing to happen, after all it was his friends cow.

This has put me off my Sunday Roast Beef.

What do you call a herd of cows in a paddock?

Field of dreams.

I don't think I'll ever eat cow pat gai again.

oh well its beef for dinner today so I will BE STUFFING MYSELF.

Good god is it that long????

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What do you call a herd of cows in a paddock?

Field of dreams.

I don't think I'll ever eat cow pat gai again.

If your restaurant has been serving you "cow pat gai" I would seriously start looking for another eatery. whistling.gif

What do you call a group of Lebanese women in a sauna ?

Gorillas in the mist.........................................

Seriously, I was going to make beef kebabs for dinner tonight, bought all the ingredients this morning. Even planned on making a "special sauce". After reading this thread I have decided to go for beans on toast.

I bet that guy ate all the bulls that tried to get it on with his mistress.

I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them.

I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them.

Do a threesome. Maybe the characters in the OP never thought of that.

I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them.

Do a threesome. Maybe the characters in the OP never thought of that.

I had it doggy fashion last night-------BUT the dogs breath smelt too much.bah.gif

I quit doing cows. It's too darned hard to reach around and kiss them.

Do a threesome. Maybe the characters in the OP never thought of that.
The cow might've ... but there was probably some sort of language barrier.

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