Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow

[HerbalEd]

I know of no country...where bestiality is not against the law...besides the cow had not reached the age of consent...

You might be right but I'm sure not going to do a google search on that one. My search history is compromised enough as it is!

I'm already getting the 'Find Friends & More' Google ads.

Yeah I can imagine logging onto to gmail and seeing a suggestion for a special "farming tour" to rural Bolivia.

Hey, once you've had a llama mama there's no going back.

[Just1Voice]

Anyone know the legal age of consent for a cow? This guy might have been guilty of cowdophelia.

[Songhua]

I know of no country...where bestiality is not against the law...besides the cow had not reached the age of consent...

You might be right but I'm sure not going to do a google search on that one. My search history is compromised enough as it is!

I'm already getting the 'Find Friends & More' Google ads.

Yeah I can imagine logging onto to gmail and seeing a suggestion for a special "farming tour" to rural Bolivia.

Or a booking site ad for 'being at one with nature' in some mountain hideaway.

[Jingthing]

Hey, once you've had a llama mama there's no going back.

I'm confused. You are suggesting approaching said lovely from the front?

[bkkjames]

I think husband of the cow will get off if he pleads temporary insanity on the part of the man milking his cow from behind.

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[Jim walker]

He didn’t just his cow he raped his cow [ I am sure it wasn’t the first cow to be raped in Thailand and won’t be the last ] same uncontrolled anger and jealous attitude from the Thai male as if it was his woman killing someone is always a good method to solve a problem.

Edited March 30, 2014 by metisdead
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[Songhua]

I know of no country...where bestiality is not against the law...besides the cow had not reached the age of consent...

You might be right but I'm sure not going to do a google search on that one. My search history is compromised enough as it is!

I'm already getting the 'Find Friends & More' Google ads.

Yeah I can imagine logging onto to gmail and seeing a suggestion for a special "farming tour" to rural Bolivia.

Hey, once you've had a llama mama there's no going back.

Some of those longneck girls are really hot.

[Jingthing]

An animal can't ever give verbal consent to a sex act with a human. I guess it could resist physically though. This rape business seems overkill. It's beastiality. Isn't that twisted enough?

[HerbalEd]

Hey, once you've had a llama mama there's no going back.

I'm confused. You are suggesting approaching said lovely from the front?

No, from the rear so you can take advantage of those high Andes cliffs.

Edited March 30, 2014 by HerbalEd

[tracker1]

It might be a trumped up load of Bull !

[bkkjames]

He didn’t just his cow he raped his cow [ I am sure it wasn’t the first cow to be raped in Thailand and won’t be the last ] same uncontrolled anger and jealous attitude from the Thai male as if it was his woman killing someone is always a good method to solve a problem.

Normally i would agree with you but if i caught a guy doing that to mine, i would try to stop laughing then ask him for very sloppy seconds.

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[GuyL]

It seems that we now can definitely guess why the laughing cow laughs...

[WitawatWatawit]

Hey, I've got an idea for a new Thai beauty contest.

Ummm ... it just needs a name. Miss Cowpoked?

[soalbundy]

Thats udderly ridiculous.

Yeah right, whats all the beef about,he just steaked his claim, i suppose the cow lived in the same moo bahn. Oh dear i'm on a roll here

[WitawatWatawit]

He didnt just his cow he raped his cow [ I am sure it wasnt the first cow to be raped in Thailand and wont be the last ] same uncontrolled anger and jealous attitude from the Thai male as if it was his woman killing someone is always a good method to solve a problem.

Normally i would agree with you but if i caught a guy doing that to mine, i would try to stop laughing then ask him for very sloppy seconds.

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The cow might get jealous.

[Jingthing]

From the cow's POV, it probably felt like an insect was getting a little friendly.

[Wombat6]

I wonder if the cow will need therapy.

Probably not if the rumour about Asian men are true. The cow wouldn't even know about it....and who said it was rape anyhow....the Cow could have been willing. generally Thai men are not very tall so it might just have been an impossible dream.

[keemapoot]

He didnt just his cow he raped his cow [ I am sure it wasnt the first cow to be raped in Thailand and wont be the last ] same uncontrolled anger and jealous attitude from the Thai male as if it was his woman killing someone is always a good method to solve a problem.

Normally i would agree with you but if i caught a guy doing that to mine, i would try to stop laughing then ask him for very sloppy seconds.

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The cow might get jealous.

I've been to bovine swinger parties, and some of these Elsies are insatiable. It's all asses and hooves. Also, Cattle never tattle. What happens in moo baans, stays in moo barns.

[timbus8]

Tell me this is a joke.

Holy cow! I sure hope so.

[soalbundy]

You gotta love TV.com. A story about a man having sex with a cow gets 132 comments in four hours.

BTW, how do they know it was rape?

I think the story was about a man getting bludgeoned to death.

If it was a farang all the serial RIPpers would be shredding their nighties by now.

But it wasn't it, was a Thai man.

So we can all be justified in making jokes.

Maybe he was beaten to death for another reason. Didn't that occur to all you wannabe comedians? The cow story is just that?

Stop being so PC for five minuets,the headline screamed out for jokes. The man is dead, he can't be insulted and the cow has probably hooved it by now. Maybe he was killed for another reason,so what,did you know him? let him rest in peace he has gone to greener pastures.

[Jingthing]

Coming up next after the commercial break: Thai men who love their livestock too much.

[unanimosity]

it dosen't mention if the cow was male or female

Grew up in the city, did you? Under a rock? Or, were you educated in Thailand?

[ginjag]

You gotta love TV.com. A story about a man having sex with a cow gets 132 comments in four hours.

BTW, how do they know it was rape?

I think the story was about a man getting bludgeoned to death.

If it was a farang all the serial RIPpers would be shredding their nighties by now.

But it wasn't it, was a Thai man.

So we can all be justified in making jokes.

Maybe he was beaten to death for another reason. Didn't that occur to all you wannabe comedians? The cow story is just that?

Stop being so PC for five minuets,the headline screamed out for jokes. The man is dead, he can't be insulted and the cow has probably hooved it by now. Maybe he was killed for another reason,so what,did you know him? let him rest in peace he has gone to greener pastures.

Somebody GRASSED on him then??

[cream]

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

They use a step or platform.

In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens.

[keemapoot]

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

They use a step or platform.

In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens.

Hopefully only organic, locally sourced, free range chickens.

I heard this Vegas outfit sold a franchise to someone in Isaan.

[Songhua]

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

They use a step or platform.

In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens.

I can understand why you'd need a platform for an emu, but just how tall are these Isaan chickens?

[WitawatWatawit]

He didnt just his cow he raped his cow [ I am sure it wasnt the first cow to be raped in Thailand and wont be the last ] same uncontrolled anger and jealous attitude from the Thai male as if it was his woman killing someone is always a good method to solve a problem.

Normally i would agree with you but if i caught a guy doing that to mine, i would try to stop laughing then ask him for very sloppy seconds.

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The cow might get jealous.

I've been to bovine swinger parties, and some of these Elsies are insatiable. It's all asses and hooves. Also, Cattle never tattle. What happens in moo baans, stays in moo barns.

Cool! Get me an invite - might forego the 69 though - maybe 96 would be safer. Do they go in for nipple piercing?

[Jingthing]

This thread has legs!

Four of them to be precise.

[Just1Voice]

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

They use a step or platform.

In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens.

Now that's just "fowl".

[BWPattaya]

Well. I have to say that this thread has given me some laughs. Well done everyone (nearly everyone!) I knew a bloke once who admitted to sex with a cow in his youth.

Many of us, with hindsight, were once married to one.