Funny one I heard was

No money you bad man !!!

have money you good man!!!!

I heard one say "What do you want to drink?" once....................

I heard one say "What do you want to drink?" once....................

I have met her. She said the same thing to me.

"i prefer older customer,and not so hansum as you"

Never spoken to one, so I can't contribute, sorry.

is that why that ad,is on the bottom of your post.

^{"I want boom boom with you."}

^{"But I'm a lot older than you."}

^{"I like older men."}

Wouldnt know never been in a bar.

I virgin ass...save for man who marry me.

Ever hear one say "I no like money or gold-I just need man with good heart love me true" doubtfull.......................................

Have heard them say funny sh!t about old fat farang..hang on they could be members of TV.

Sent from my c64

I was getting on great with one until she started talking about kite flying.................

In this heat, come on!

want good heart man= want big wallet,also when they say take care when you leave,does not mean take care of yourself, but take care meee.

I wait you come back.

"Do you remember when we did it on the beach?"

"No, that wasn't me."

"Oh sorry! haha"

I heard one say "What do you want to drink?" once....................

I have met her. She said the same thing to me.

Uh-oh. Is her phone number 080 237 0...?

in the hotel room ; "no you to big for me,only smoking okay"

my favorite is the ubiquitous "see you tomorrow" as you leave the bar muntered at 3;30 am on a sunday night

"i velly solly you go back your country,maybe you can help me little bit"

I stop bar,go home wait for you,but sometimes this does happen,my now wife did exactly that and now we have been happily married for 2 years,so i guess that put's me in the 10% catergory as most members are married to lawyers,doctors ,graduates or hi so's,she did what she had to,not what she wanted to,and we have a few posters who would do well to remember these ladies are human being's,and for most it's a question of survival to become a bargirl,also they do tend to be better in bed than some hi so,who's mind is dominated by what handbag she will buy next.

"You're going to a movie? Can you pay bar fine and take me?"

"Hmmm, and then what?"

"I go home."

Ever hear one say "I no like money or gold-I just need man with good heart love me true" doubtfull.......................................

Actually yes - heard many, many of them SAY it.................

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Never heard one that MEANT it though!

there was a time when a post like this would get you banned on TV ,times have changed i guess .....

"You're going to a movie? Can you pay bar fine and take me?"

"Hmmm, and then what?"

"I go home."

I have seen the term bar fine come up many time , but not sure exactly what it is, can someone explain? not the same as paying the tab , is it?

why falang come to my country Thailand and abuse poor girls.

Where your wife me.

Where your wife me.

To note.....a thai lawyer said this to me once as well....

Where your wife me.

To note.....a thai lawyer said this to me once as well....

"she no talk to you because you refuse pay bar fine last night"

me: that was for you, because you are short and plump, how much for her?

last day :

when u go home, csn send me money , big ploblem now I need to help my mother is sick, I wait for you long time come back , kiss kiss

I can be alone, I wait you come back ...

cheers,

mike